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Newspaper
Patoka Register
Location
Patoka, Illinois, United States of America
Date
Apr 26, 1940
Page
5
Pat places three dollars and asks for a license for his mother. The attendant questions the request as Pat insists the license is for his mother because she bought a dog. In a separate joke, Jackie narrates nature study with a bedbug and a cockroach specimen.
A brief joke features a Chinaman asking the dentist for a tooth appointment. The dentist replies with Two thirty. The patient confirms timing with a play on words, saying tooth hurty, all right, but asks again what time you fixee.
Practical household guidance on food, cleaning, and decor. Do not salt fresh meats before frying to keep juices. lemon in walls. rug under feet to reduce fatigue. geranium care for blooms. curtains from checked towels. tighten knobs with rubber washers. fry fish in hot, stable fat to avoid soggy texture.
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