Had the Waiter Guessing He Had Never Before Order
A jumble of humorous vignettes from a city cafe, street chats, and social scenes. A short stout woman asks for a hassock at dinner while her husband jokes with the waiter about the odd request. Other jokes involve workers, a dinner guest questioning a traveler, and light exchanges among families and neighbors.
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Ribbon color echoes through the shop dialogue
A couple discusses a blue ribbon Henry secured and notes its perfect color matching the salesgirl's eyes, but the shop has none left. The exchange hints at longing and consumer urgency within a small-town retail moment.
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Henry
Best Arrangement of Poultry Houses for Health and Egg Quality
Advice on sun exposure low windows level floors and clean nesting materials to improve laying hen health and egg cleanliness. Emphasizes ample nests, dry litter, daily nest checks, and sunlight as a tonic for better eggs and profits.
Poultry Care During Fall Promotes Winter Profit
Autumn management boosts winter returns says Mrs. W M Jeans of High Hill Missouri. Feed a sulfur-soaked corn mix to about thirty hens, dry housing for two days, then cull nonmelted birds after thirty days. Clean and disinfect coops, spray birds, and provide dust boxes with lime grit and water. Aim for utility over showy appearance and select purebred, egg and meat productive strains. Egg-laying contests spur practical improvements in breeds.
Best producer molts late says Cornell station
The Cornell experiment station notes that hens that molt late will lay the most eggs over the year. Early molters may give a few extra winter eggs but are likely to stop laying in late spring and summer, while late molters can produce an egg daily and raise yearly output.
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Talkative Man Quips After Word Eat Pact
A verbal exchange features a bold remark about eating words with a sharp retort. The speaker, described as talkative, challenges the other’s claim and adds a ironic jab about being well fed if all words were consumed.
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Greatness and a Cheese That Walked in Theaters
A fragment from a period piece discusses greatness as earned by some men not thrust upon them and includes a dialogue where Josh asks about a cakewalk and Sotherleigh recalls a wandering cheese. A vignette touches on Mrs. Blox and Mrs. Knox with a joking note on feminine charity and theater delays.
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The Difference and Fairy in Elegant Social Sketch
A fragment hints at Mrs Lookjt and Mrs Fairy as stately figures with refined carriage. A remark on their social presence and a mention of a fine motor car suggests a domestic or social column note from a period paper.
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One Danger Escaped at Sea During Learning to Swim
A quoted reminiscence recalls the peril of learning swimming without formal instruction. The speaker notes a near drowning moment but says the effort did not end in disaster. The exchange reflects rustic pursuit and personal risk in an informal setting.
Heard in the Capital shows a sharp exchange on ego and career
A witty Capitol exchange between a Congressman and a Senator highlights ego, regret, and self-critique. The Senator quips about epochs versus a career, admitting faults but noting others worse. The dialogue captures political vanity and candid humor.
Diet for Growing Chickens on a Mixed Feed Plan
Growing chicks should not be fed a single grain. Combine corn with oats or wheat, or mix corn with dry bran, or corn wheat and alfalfa meal. Provide bone meal for strong leg bones and plenty of charcoal for the flock. The root hog or die approach to poultry management won’t yield profits, and not all birds are suitable for breeding even if purebred.
Avoid Roupy Fowls as Breeders
The text warns against breeding from birds with roup severe or chronic. Hens with chronic roup may lay, but their eggs yield unhealthy chicks. Such chicks may seem fine briefly, but the disease commonly develops as they grow.
Hauling Eggs to Market Tips Emphasize Straw Bedding
Advice warns wagon drivers to place a good layer of straw under eggs to prevent breakage. without hay the eggs settle and jar cracks increase. The guidance stresses keeping eggs off the wagon floor by padding to lessen damage during transport.
Geese Facts and Poultry Care from 19th Century Guide
The excerpt discusses that farmers who must buy grain for poultry would likely see flocks reduced by about half. It notes geese as pugnacious and not suitable with other poultry. It offers tips: provide clean drinking water and keep charcoal and grit. Toulouse geese are highlighted as dual purpose for market or breeding.
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Early Fall Feeding For Birds On The Range
The cooler weather reduces bugs and grasshoppers, so grain must supplement range rations. Feed lightly at first and gradually increase the amount to avoid sick birds. Corn and wheat are ideal. old corn preferred to new, with alternatives like feterita maize or kafir if corn is unavailable. Clean feed troughs with a stiff broom after each feeding. A good careful hen greatly simplifies brooding.
Her Word of Honor and the Frugal Soap Project
A noirish dialogue exchanges courting, engagements, and moral quips. A speaker refuses to end an engagement due to honor while noting two suitors. A sarcastic aside dismisses a common phrase as useless in modern times. A side thread questions endorsing a sewage to soap plan, with a character claiming to wash hands of the whole plan.
Evened Things Up in a Garden Society Tale
A humorous frothy exchange within a Garden Society tale contrasts Mrs Wiggs and Mrs Rounder with sharp lines about wealth and status. References to a dying husband, a widow, and social climbing appear as quick vignettes in a quirky dialogue.
Untried suitor tests character for a son in law
A father seeks stability in a potential son in law while the suitor insists he avoids vice. The exchange probes negative traits versus positive endurance. The scene features a bankhurst opera house manager questioning a touring company amid comic remarks about performers and traveling illness.
Not Affected by Promoter's Gassing Convincing Gaffe
A tense exchange concerns a promoter allowed into the chief's office. The promoter is described as capable of convincing, while the boss worries about a respirator amid gas exposure risks. The dialogue hints at conflicts over safety and influence within the leadership.
Fragmented Humorous Snippets From Various Columns and Ads
A collage of quoted lines and jokes from magazines and humor pages, including remarks about marriage, fingerprints, culinary quips, river questions, and witty exchanges. Notable bits reference a wife, a finger print expert, a chicken portion, and a jelly stain, all presented as light entertainment.
Peruna endorsements and old fashion dress notes
A compact column fragment reports on Peruna catarrh remedy testimonials and a Beverly Mass reader, followed by an anecdote about romantic dialogue in a drug store and a fashion note on historic dress costs. It references Elizabeth I and Stuart queens with lavish wardrobes of hundreds of gowns.
Excellent Substitute in the Good Old Days Bathing Tales
The Kansas City Star recalls a bygone village scene where poets praise scarce calendars and bathtubs. A prominent citizen would notice a first-family residence on Saturday night as Elihu Irving or Zach endure a weekly bath by the kitchen stove, shivering in a tub.
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Gnod Criticism and War Judgment At New York Dinner
Henry Clews cites war progression at a New York dinner. A veteran discusses war errors and tactics while praising Dardanelles defenders as tougher than expected. Also notes The Browns celebrate their silver wedding next week despite being married five years and facing divorce.
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Well I am glad to sit down to dinner in a plain business suit
The Lower Level quips about a plain suit at dinner after a summer at an Adirondack camp. The exchange contrasts social expectations with travel and money issues. A physician’s advice to winter south is humorously dismissed by lack of funds. A dig about public memory and advertising surfaces in a line about being forgotten after death.
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George Gissing
Contradictions and Foibles in a World of Wits
A compact reflection notes paradoxes among Wall Street brokers, present-minded men who trade futures, and the gap between talk and action. It observes envy, gossip, and the contrast between the fool’s speech and the wise man’s measured weight of words.
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Rousing Her Sympathies and Harsh Child Labor Note
A satirical dialogue touches on suffragist sympathy and harsh labor in canning factories. A society figure narrator laments the harshness of using children ages eight and seven in factories, while a local quip notes young maids could become soldiers, reflecting era attitudes and humor about gender roles and wartime duty.
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Not Mercenary. Gottrox Names Daughters Worth Their Weight in Gold
Saltor asserts he seeks only the smaller daughter, arguing he is not mercenary as Gottrox and the young man debate value. The exchange centers on the worth of the daughters and motives.
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Jones
Not Always Dangerous to Skip Rope Says Lawyer
A lawyer argues that skipping rope can be a permissible practice for a client, challenging the assumption it is inherently risky. The exchange centers on whether the activity should be adopted in a specific legal context.
All Arranged. The Typewriter Girl Refuses to Leave
In a pointed exchange about wages a typewriter girl declares she will stay despite a salary cut. She plans to read the books she has accumulated, signaling a quiet resolve amid the tension.
Minister Seeks Honest Appraisal From Rural Parishioner
A new rural minister asks Old Brown for his view of last Sunday’s sermon. Brown admits a poor chance to judge, noting Miss Smith and others gaped wide, swallowing all the best parts, leaving him with only pretty poor material.
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Kilmer Swamp Root Promises Kidney Relief Remedies
Advertises Dr Kilmer s Swamp Root as a leading kidney remedy claimed to help both men and women with kidney and bladder trouble. Promotes available sizes 60c and 1.00, offers a sample by mail from Kilmer Co. Includes miscellaneous humorous quotes and asides unrelated to the product.
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Addreas R, Kilmer & Co
Binghamton, N. Y
Thought Him Fresh and Flattery In Marital Banter
A humorous slice shows flattery as a simple lever in marriage with lines about salt, advice, and eyesight lasting longer than a girl’s fiancée gaze. A playful aside teases a baseball manager who admits a chance to win and a boy awaiting twenty one seeking autonomy but finding marriage. Denison's Coffee is pitched as a remedy for failing others.
Eminent Doctors Endorse New Kidney Remedy
Medical authorities Dr. Eberle Braithwaite and Simon endorse a new remedy for kidney bladder and uric acid issues. Send urine sample for free advice from Dr. Pierce Buffalo NY and request trial packets or 60 cent Anuric from a druggist. Includes Favorite Prescription and Golden Medical Discovery references.
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Surgical Institute
Buffalo, N. Y
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