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Newspaper
Panguitch Progress
Location
Panguitch, Utah, United States of America
Date
Mar 03, 1916
Page
3
Cascarets Promote Clean Stomach and Bowel Health
An old advertisement touts Cascarets as a 10 cent laxative that cleanses the stomach and liver, removes sour foods and gases, and eliminates constipation without griping. It claims the product works while you sleep and prevents headaches and indigestion.
Recipe for Gray Hair Remedy Advised in Old Column
A vintage notice suggests mixing Bay Rum Barbo Compound and glycerine to darken gray hair and reduce dandruff. It claims gradual color change without scalp staining, no stickiness, and hair softening. Also includes a humorous exchange about getting a haircut between Benham and Mrs. Benham.
Oyster Suspended Animation By Freezing For The Catch
Capn Ockers of West Sayville swears oysters appear alive until placed in the ice box. He claims freezing is necessary to keep the catch calm and notes a theory about refrigeration and immortality, though the writer abandons the idea and ends with the oyster’s fate in a stew.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Old Cap'n Ockers
West Sayville
Cap'n Ockers
Eternal Forces of Time and Love
A reflective meditation on time and love as eternal forces that sustain civilization. It urges bachelors and bachelor girls to seek companionship, warning that self-sufficiency may dull the heart and end opportunities for love. The piece emphasizes home fires, emotional nourishment, and the social value of affection.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mr. Bachelor
Miss Bachelor Girl
Status of Japanese Women
The piece argues that Japanese women lack wage earning mass due to economic conditions not new theories. It claims economic independence saves women from bad marriages, and that even a small wage changes lives. It notes progressives want commercial training and English skills as tools for female independence.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Japan
Arranging Irish Marriages Probed in Galway Case
Law Notes reports a Galway recorder case showing peasant marriages often arise without proper personal inquiry. The husband examined his intended wife’s farm assets but later learned livestock had been borrowed from neighbors to impress during his visit. The court ruled it could not annul the marriage.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Law
Galway
Ireland
Engineers Overestimate Sahara Canal Feasibility
A Victorian-era proposal suggested digging a canal to flood the Sahara from the Atlantic southerly of Morocco. The plan assumed a vast inland sea would form allowing ocean vessels to sail inland. Later findings showed the desert sits high above sea level, making large scale pumping necessary and impractical.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Africa
Morocco
Atlantic
Sahara Desert
Suan
Sahara
Wire fencing preferred for farms in north central states
United States Department of Agriculture Bulletin No. 821 analyzes when wire fences suit farms. It contrasts Dakota cattle pastures with Ohio crop-centered farms and argues woven wire offers durability and lower long term costs, with barbed wire adequate only in cattle-heavy conditions.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
United States Department of Agriculture
North Central States
North Central
Coxf
Dakota
Ohio
Wire stretcher with dual hooks for chain links
The illustration shows a wire stretcher handle with two strong metal hooks that engage the stretching chain links. The wire is stretched by moving the handle first in one direction then the other, alternately using the hooks.
Distemper Treatment for Horses
Practical horse distemper remedy by W F Stinger of Oklahoma A and M College. Prescribes tablespoon doses three times daily for adults, teaspoonfuls for foals, with powdered nux vomica belladonna chlorate of potash and colchicum in a paste. Notes care for abscesses, bowel function, purgatives, and carbolic acid vapor inhalation for throat and nose involvement.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
W. F. Stinger
Oklahoma Agricultural College
Silage and Feed Rations for Fattening Lambs
Silage fed once or twice daily lowers finishing costs and boosts profits when added to rations of shelled corn clover hay and cottonseed meal. Oats are inferior to corn, and corn alone beats mixed corn oats. Open sheds yield better gains than ventilated barns, and shearing has little effect on profits unless lambs are dipped.
Good Fall Apples for Your Order
Three apple varieties to choose from are Magnum Bonum Delicious and Benatory. These fall apples suit fruit tree orders and offer diverse flavors for cooking and eating fresh.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Magnum Bonum
Ideal Citizen Concept Cited In Snow Shoveling Quip
A wry exchange questions what makes an ideal citizen. The remark notes a man who continues shoveling his sidewalk two feet inside Nis One to avoid crossing a six inch boundary, highlighting strict civic duty and humorous rigor.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Nis
Adv for Cuticura Soap and Ointment
An advertisement extols Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for red rough hands with a one night treatment claimed to heal. It offers free samples by mail with a postcard request to Cuticura Dept. L Boston and notes ads also appear alongside a distant humor line about firing neighbors.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dept. L
Boston
Denlon's Coffee Slogan Echoes Amid Neon Confusion
A garbled ad like line repeats temptations to try Denlon's Coffee while political turmoil in Europe and gas bomb reports ripple through the era. The speaker questions future safety as public spaces and hiding places provoke unease.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Soldiara
Europe
Afraid of the Thirteenth in Romance Tale
A brief humorous item notes a man’s superstition about Friday the 13th. He had asked Grace for a union multiple times, but she refused, leading him to abandon further proposals.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Grace
Heat Flashes Dizzy Nervousness in Change of Life
Richmond Virginia reader Mia Wynn reports relief from hot flashes dizziness and other menopausal symptoms after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The notice urges others to consider the remedy for suffocation headaches backaches and related discomforts during the Change of Life.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mrs. Wynn
Lydia E. Pinkham
Richmond
Mia
Lena Wynn
E. O Street
The Earier Opportunity War Dialogue
A terse exchange questions whether peace plans can end the war. One character expresses doubt, saying even the planners lacking endurance might have prevented the war. The dialogue contrasts optimism with realism about decisive peace measures.
Fortify the System Against Grip With BromO Quinine
An old advertisement promotes BromO Quinine laxative and tonic to prevent grip, influenza and codal sickness. It highlights E W Grove on the box and touts a two to one quinine blend with other ingredients. The ad urges using Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets to regulate liver and bowels and mentions a director who cannot answer direct questions.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
E.W. Grove
Asc
Dr. Pierce
What Is Uric Acid and Anuric Claim
A historical overview explains uric acid illnesses from gout to rheumatism and introduces Dr. Pierce’s Anuric as a claimed antidote. It promotes Anuric tablets, pamphlets, and trial packs, citing Dr. Pierce’s long-standing medical reputation and products like Pleasant Pellets and Favorite Prescription.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Scheele
Dr. Pierce
Invalids’ Hotde and Surgical Institute
Duffalo
N. Y
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Utah
Parker
Denison
Archie
Archibald
Pecultar
Teasie
Jessie
Benham
Oneida
Skinner
Paul F.skinner
Skinner Mfg. CO
Omaha, Neb
America
Salt Lake City
Denlon
New Yorks
USO
Boston Evening Transcripts
Carter
Cutter
Cutter Laboratory
Berkeley
Galifornia
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