Survival of the fittest debate spurs odd plea for aid
A derelict, claiming a sick wife at home, asks a woman for a few crackers after trying to knock paint off a door. The incident features a weary tramp and a tense exchange about kindness and necessity.
Weill and Boater Debate boarding humor
An exchange between two characters explores optimism and pessimism about boarding. The optimistic boarter highlights valuing the rod, while the pessimistic one counters with limitations on eating and power, reflecting a playful back and forth on the topic.
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Weill
Stenography as a Path to Wealth and Political Influence
The article explains how court stenographers can rise quickly, earning from 1 750 to 52 500 yearly in New York and potentially more via special work. It notes many lawyers, senators, and legislators employed as stenographers, with freelancing and partnerships common routes to wealth. It also covers training timelines and the value of stenography as a stepping stone to private secretary roles earning up to 20 000 annually.
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United States
House
New York
Congress
Associated Literary Press
Stenography a Path to High Office for Youths
The article extols stenography as a rapid route to advancement, noting Jake Corteiyou and Loeb as examples who started as stenographers. It describes easy entry via courses, self study, or cheap textbooks, with typical starting pay from $3 to $15 weekly, rising to $25 or more in private secretary or law office roles.
How He Explained by a Bold Young Dispenser
After a long chase the druggist's boy caught the baker's ditto and held him by the scruff of the neck. "Now, you young beggar, I've got yer!" said young pill box. "Wot d'yer mean by tellin' Billy Bones yer could pick me wid yer two 'ands tied behind yer, eh?" The youthful distributor of the stag of life a book in his shoes, but he show ed a bold front and "Well, not if I did? Ain't I got a bloomin' tongue?"
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Young Pill Box
Billy Bones
Stag of Life
Blunders in Small Things Haunt Naval Faith Verses
The London Evening Standard notes that even heroes can err in trivial matters while facing major crises. It cites a naval catechism read to Japanese sailors condemning red tape for causing calamity and dishonor during emergencies like disease before Sevastopol.
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Sevastopol
London Evening Standard
Aggressive rectitude of the modern English boy noted
At a train terminus two scholars discuss travel choices. One argues money should be spent on tram fares, the other admits walking is better but insists on taking half price tickets. The exchange hints at youth discipline shaped by scouts and boys' brigades and the social norms of frugality.
New Book Disinfection Method Tested at Vermont Lab
Dr Brigham H Stone director of the Vermont state laboratory reports a promising new way to disinfect books. Books are immersed in carbolic acid and gasoline, then dried before an electric fan with no damage to pages, restoring them to good condition.
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Brigham H. Stone
Vermont State Laboratory
If It Did Sell For A Song At Windsor Estate
In a witty exchange, Seymour questions the Windsor estate sale price while Ashley confirms the purchaser paid the exact sum McKomposter had earned from his previous song. The dialogue notes the estate sold for twenty thousand dollars and ties the bargain to prior earnings.
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Seymour
Windsor
Ashley
McKomposter
Logical Reason for Argument in Conversation
The text advises not to defend a shifting position but to listen and follow the opponent to reach the core of their belief. It warns that most people argue to hear themselves speak and to interrupt only after the other finishes. It recommends seeking the meat of the opponent’s conviction and avoiding self-righteous bluster.
Christ as King and the Subduing of the Self to Him
The sermon discusses Christ’s three offices and the path to citizenship in his kingdom. It urges personal submission to Christ as king, then explains how his rule is gentle and protective, and finally notes that allegiance to the king requires subduing one’s will and resisting worldly enemies. Rev. D. G. Downer, Methodist, Chicago.
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Chicago
The Coldblooded Are Hotheaded When You Hit Pride
A solemn protest records opposition to attributing physical evils to divine omnipotence. Rev. A A Ross of Universalist Chicago argues against the view that God punishes with physical harm. The writer urges wiser thinking beyond past age ignorance and asserts the need to live rightly rather than merely die for the cause.
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A A. Ross
Universalist
Chicago
Hood's Pills Promise Strength and Cheerful Vigor
An advertisement claims Hood's pills cure fatigue and improve mood by energizing four areas of health. It asserts stronger muscles, better digestion, sharper appetite, improved sleep, and brighter days with thousands of testimonials.
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Hood
Bride and best man clash in a humorous wedding scene
A playful exchange shows the bride rejecting the idea of marrying the best man while the groom proposes, highlighting social decorum and romantic pursuit. The dialogue centers on love, loyalty, and comic misunderstandings.
Nursery Diet Rules For Young Children
Practical guidelines insist on cooled stewed fruit and baked apple pies for little stomachs. Potatoes should be baked or boiled in jackets to preserve nutrients, while peeled or skinned varieties lose potash salts during cooking.
Hand Rolled Cigars Show Wide Quality Range
The article notes cigars are still handmade with skilled fingers. It contrasts cheap three for five cigars made from various European leaves with premium Russian cigars using Havana tobacco costing $1.50 each.
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Cvar
Russia
Havana
Cuticura Soap and Ointment for Infant Skin Aids Sleep
An advertisement promotes Cuticura Soap and Cuticura ointment as quick relief for itching burning and scaly skin in infants and children. It claims benefits include improved sleep for babies and rest for parents and urges sending for a free 22 page skin and scalp guide from Potter Drug and Chem Corp Boston.
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Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. Boston
Cat Displays Tigerish Traits In Ayr Household Incident
Mrs John Scott returned to her Ayr home to find her six week old child missing a finger after a domestic cat reportedly attacked. The cat had eaten the small finger of the left hand and begun on the next finger, shocking the caretaker.
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Ayr
John Scott
Castorl ia advertised for infants and children
A provided promotional blurb urges mothers to examine CASTORLIA as a safe remedy for infants and children while a comic dialogue mocks a husband who overestimates his money sense and a wife who plans to buy a $48.99 hat.
Footing and Roofing Ads and Quips From The Era
An assortment of old ads and quips appears, featuring Bron Corrugated roofing for barns sheds hen houses and residences claimed fire and water proof and ready for all lengths. A Memphis roofing firm promotes its product while other lines offer a joke about rejected courtship and a nod to Emerson. Pettit’s Eye Salve advertises a century of use for eye congestion with druggist availability. A humorous note closes on the value of singing and self awareness.
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Pidgeon-Thomas Tron Co
Polks
N. Td Bt
Memphis
Tenn
Toot Slalatt Typos Stir Market Rumor
A garbled column near a meeting notes rough market weight contrast and a tongue in cheek line about liking the man who recovers. Dr Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are invoked as a stomach tonic amid the odd phrasing and stray product mentions.
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Dr. Pierce
Mothers of Then and Now
A critique argues against writers who claim the old fashioned mother no longer exists, noting similarities between past and present maternal roles. The piece defends the value of mothers and grandmothers, contending life changes do not erase their enduring goodness or influence.
Dean's Kidney Pills claimed to cure rheumatic pains
Mrs Eliza Kirk of Spencer Indiana describes severe inflammatory rheumatism with swollen limbs and pain. After trying medical care she used Dean's Kidney Pills recommended by her husband and experienced rapid relief and lasting improvement over three years. The ad notes price and dealer details Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Eliza Kirk
Main St. Spencer
Ind
Dean
Dean's
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
Deadly Error and Lofty Ambition in 19th Century Jokes
A fragment from a Harvard discussion on anti vivisection laced with sharp quips about a young college girl in a weekly paper. Jokes cover cremation, a $5000 mind, and a wife’s Christmas surprise as well as warnings about blood poisoning and vice reform by Thomas a Kempis.
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W. B. Cannon
Harvard
New York
Dentist Visit Becomes Enjoyable Daily Quip
A fragment describes a lighthearted dentist visit with a joke about another dentist filling teeth and a product claim that Ite Cured is 35 Minutes by Westford's Sanitary Lotion. The quote ends with a Sharp note on freedom from Harvard.
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