Pen conundrum at the post office
A determined woman attempts to fill a money order form with a pen provided by the post office in Montreal. After several trials she gives up and glares at the clerk, asking if the pen was used by King John for Magna Charta. The official directs her to the next window.
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Montreal Herald
King John
Pajama-clad man arrested after plans for party
A young man in evening dress hurries into a police station with a suitcase containing pajamas and shaving gear. He tells the sergeant he is off to a party with the boys and expects to return later.
Stole the Show Customer Dealer-Talkins A Parrot Sale
A humorous item notes a seller recounting a parrot sale to a buyer amid banter about a women’s club and the parrots talkative nature. The brief reflects a playful exchange and a casual market transaction.
Meant What He Said Chief My wife digs up my past
A brief joke from the U S Naval Training Station News about a husband who stays out late and a wife who treats his late nights as history, prompting a witty exchange about being historical rather than hysterical.
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U. S. Naval Training Station
Not So Lively Oldtimer in Town Cemetery Photo
A visitor notes a cemetery lit with lights in the town, a striking sight for an unusual visit, reflecting local character and atmosphere.
Seaside Worries Prompt Silent Replies at Sea
The dialogue hints at strained marriage aboard a sea voyage. A wife asks if her husband worried for her while isolated, while the husband jokes about receiving letters hinting at infidelity. The exchanges reveal tension amid travel and distance.
Wrestling Talk Sparks Superstition Exchange
Handling Him notes the rival’s Sailor past as Wrestler vows confidence and a superstition about salt over the left shoulder ahead of next Tuesday bout.
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Mike
Teacher’s Privilege and the Classroom Exchange
In a terse classroom moment a teacher questions a pupil’s engagement asking if the student is teaching the class. The pupil struggles to respond, and the professor rebukes the behavior as not befitting the setting.
Question on diet and sea sickness aboard cruise
A passenger asks the captain if a light diet or an ordinary meal best prevents seasickness. The captain, a keen bridge player, replies that the choice depends on whether one prefers discarding from weakness or strength.
Bicycle Joke Sparks Push Boy Banter
Joe Prepp boasts about a new machine calling it safe cheap to run and capable of taking corners on two wheels. The other speaker replies with a punchline revealing the device is a bicycle.
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Joe Prepp
Been to the college football game
A lighthearted exchange about visiting a college football game and noting a player’s appearance. The dialogue suggests curiosity about a son’s involvement with the team and hints at a witty remark about the player’s presence on the field.
Poison gas scare prompts hasty retreat in Paris Green incident
A tense moment as bystanders flee after a bag labeled Paris Green triggers fear of poison gas. Officials inspect the scene, confirm no exposure, and warn residents to avoid fumes. Local police cordon off the area while investigators determine the bag’s origin.
Vicar Quizzed on Mrs Jones Marriage Plans
The vicar remarks on Mrs Jones considering marriage again. Mrs Jones, defiantly, confirms it has happened five times and jokes that as Heaven takes them, she will marry again.
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Mrs. Jones
You Betta Not Pay Dat Note Threaten Court Fight
Dialogue from a historical piece shows Amos and Nat arguing over a note. Amos demands payment and threatens legal action if the debt remains unpaid. The excerpt captures tense language and a warning of a potential lawsuit.
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Amos
Nat
American Legion Monthly
Son Accuses Pap of Bigamy After Marriage Revelation
In a terse exchange, a son charges his father with bigamy after learning the father has two wives. The pap defends, insisting he is not a bigamist while the son asserts the marriage in question leaves him responsible for two families.
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Howdy
Learned Lesson of Swimming Teachers Named
The speaker recalls learning to swim from multiple instructors at named locations: Atlantic Cove, Rose Beach, Serf Beach, Breaker Point, and from Tom, Dick, Harry, and John.
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Tom
Atlantic Cove
Rose Beach
Harry
Serf Beach
John
Breaker Point
The Invincible Intruder Delivers Money Verse Exchange
In a playful exchange Miss Cayenne notes the value of non money things, and the intruder responds that money makes many things accessible. The dialogue centers on the tension between wealth and aspiration in a light narrative.
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Miss Cayenne
Goose Prank Stuns Professor Entering Class
Members of a professor's class tied a goose to a chair and slid it under the desk. The professor, upon entering and pulling out the chair, found the bird seated, and joked about the improvised class meeting.
Not Serious, Yet Fatal Remark Cited in Insurer Probe
A Minneapolis Journal item recounts an Atchison African American man questioned about his father's death during a life insurance exam. When asked what he died of, the man replied he did not know, adding that it was not serious. The remark underscores the era’s attitudes toward illness and race in insurance contexts.
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Atchison
Minneapolis Journal
And No Toys Tammas
Sandy ponders a cryptic line by calling a man the dear est friend he ever had, revealing a joke about a man who married three times and cost him two wreaths and three wedding presents in six years.
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Tammas
Sandy
Chairman at Concert
Village constable reports a call alleging that a person named Schubert is being murdered near the concert venue. Police investigate the threat as a potential crime.
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Schubert
Ruling Hand Sonny What Do They Mean by Woman's Sphere
Dialogue presents a father questioning a child about the phrase woman’s sphere with a blunt answer that ties the concept to the earth. The exchange hints at gender roles through a rural, comic dialogue style possibly from a speech or column.
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Sonny
Daddy
Concentration Student Requests Wake-Up If Disturbed
A student asks a roommate to wake them if they are studying and the roommate enters the room. The exchange centers on maintaining focus during study time and timely interruption for breaks.
Just Like That Dialogue Between Jim and Jess
A brief exchange shows Jim asking why Jess looks unwell and Jess replying that patience is gone. Jim jokes that he thought she ran out of paint, implying a misunderstanding or humorous frustration.
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Jim
Jess
Asparagus Mammy S thoughts on a backdoor incident
A dialectal exchange reports a man hanging from a window sill while a woman pressures another to tell her father. The fragment portrays a tense scene with regional speech and a dramatic domestic moment.
A Good Reason Missionary to Africa
In Africa there are miles without a school and children need schools. The dialogue shows children debating why they should save their pennies to fund travel expenses for a missionary to reach Africa.
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Africa
Jackie
Where did you get all that man borrowed it from Wilson
A quip from a Philadelphia Bulletin exchange shows a blunt line about borrowing and a despite joke about Wilson. The fragment preserves a wartime tone of casual rural wit.
Motorist Warns After Collision in Silent Exchange
A motorist calls to a man he has run over to watch the road behind as the injured party asks if he is dying and if the man will come back. The terse dialogue captures a fatal moment of a street incident.
Real Rest Exchange Reflects Work-Life Mood
A brief exchange about vacation time reveals tension between work demands and the need for rest. One participant notes not taking a vacation this year, while the other counters that a rest was needed, highlighting common attitudes toward downtime.
Clothes for College Life No Longer Random Choice
Cherie Nicholas notes colleges guide students in campus wardrobe planning. Stores offer consultants for tops and coats, pleated skirts, sweaters, and velvet gowns with bi color detailing. Emphasis on plaid, nailhead embellishments, and cloque fabrics for prom and daily wear.
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Paris
Leather Glorifies Some Dull Gowns
Leather dressed outfits gain glamour in haute couture with leather accessories. Robert Piquet introduces a basketball shaped bag that completes sports costumes. The bag resembles a regulation brown basketball with a detachable top revealing a luxe interior and vanity items.
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Robert Piquet
Fall 1938 fabrics show smooth-rough boucle weave
Fashion news highlights fall fabrics with surface interest. Coats by a leading designer feature smooth rough boucle, a novel take on an old idea, delivering luxurious and smart textures.
Paris Hats and Boots Highlight Day and Evening Wear
The feature notes windmill hats shown in four directions for day wear in Paris collections. Evening pieces include chin tied monkey fur hats. High buttoned boots in black and colored kid leather appear as new daytime or evening footwear.
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Paris
Sugar as a Vital, Affordable Fuel in Modern Diets
The article extols sugar as a high energy, easily burned fuel, noting two tablespoons equal the calories of several common foods. It highlights sugar’s historical value, price drop from ten dollars per pound in medieval England to a few cents today, and the reliability of branded products for quality and purity.
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England
India
Sugar Sparks Rapid Energy Boost Across Bodies in Minutes
The article explains how sugar is quickly absorbed after eating, delivering glucose to blood and muscles within minutes. It notes sugar's stimulant effect for fatigue relief, its use by athletes and soldiers, and the wartime push to ration sugar for the army.
Sugar Power and Caution Highlighted in Early Warnings
Like all sources of great power, however, sugar must be handled with care. Too much sugar may prove as disastrous as too little. Possibly because of this, several
Practical Homemaking Tips From 1938 WNU Feature
Mildew removal for white linens uses boiling water with two tablespoons peroxide per quart. Winter tool storage requires kerosene or grease to dry tools. keep in dry places. Children need ground floor storage for books and toys. Proper hanging and brushing cuts ironing needs. Foods measured by cups and tablespoons with conversions given. sugars and flours explained. Sugar forms include honey, molasses, corn sirup and blended syrups. sirups aid digestion and energy in meals. Molasses supplies calcium and iron and helps cookies, while corn syrup adds calories and palatability.
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WNU
C. Houston Goudiss
Cunning Schoolgirl Hat Made From Woolen Material
A period sewing note explains a simple two-piece hat with lining using a woolen fabric. Instructions cover pattern, cutting, back seam, stitching, turning, gathering, and finishing with ribbon or bow plus a feather. The piece cites Mrs. Spears Gift book offerings and price details.
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M. S
Moderation Key For Sweets And Child Diets
The piece argues against myths that sweets always cause indigestion and tooth decay. It notes moderation applies to all foods and that minerals and vitamins, not sugar alone, affect dental health. It recommends limiting sugar for children to prevent reducing intake of nutritious foods, favoring desserts like puddings fruits juices and milk beverages.
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