The Gentlemen Farmer Pleads For Summer Chores
A humorous verse lists farm tasks from planting taters to painting fences and cleaning stalls. The speaker longs to hoe corn, feed horses, and repair roofs but laments heat and fatigue slowing progress.
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Newspaper
Osceola Record
Location
Osceola, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Oct 28, 1909
Page
6
A humorous verse lists farm tasks from planting taters to painting fences and cleaning stalls. The speaker longs to hoe corn, feed horses, and repair roofs but laments heat and fatigue slowing progress.
Bob Jones the furnace hand rises from a brutal start through tragedy and redemption. He saves a fellow worker from a blistering pit, seeks forgiveness for past acts, and struggles with temper while caring for his ill child and widow. The tale ends with a heroic rescue and a quiet, costly honesty.
A Chicago Record-Herald poem reflecting a call of the hills as escape from urban grime. The speaker longs for freedom from labor and satire of social constraints, imagining a life where the bull calf moos and fields offer relief from daily toil and crowded streets.
A Philadelphia Record item reports farmers at a market berating the Senate for a bill adding two months to winter. An elderly man, Zachary, reacts with mock horror and laments he has run out of fodder, amid jokes about legislative fuss.
A tense exchange quotes a distress call about rescuing a person from the water and bringing them to shore. The dialogue evokes a newspaper line promising to reveal the rescuer’s name in the papers, reflecting a Boston Herald style.
A historical report outlines how Spanish women face legal and cultural constraints. Women lack work opportunity, risk financial dependency, yet gain some protections via magistrates on marriage and inheritance. Despite reforms in Madrid, female literacy and schooling remain limited, with public opinion resisting education.
A Chicago traveler recalls chatting with John W. Gates at Ascot and joking about a royal suite during a sea voyage, capturing a light moment amid formal gaiety.
A Turner Junction groom failing to book a Peoria hotel room sends a telegram for a bridal chamber. The hotel staff and guests greet him with laughter as the telegram’s message reveals the punny miscue, detailing how proper advance wiring earns respect abroad.
The scene recounts an interview with an old friend in a Turkish orthodox home. A visiting writer presses for study abroad and Paris as a path to fame, but the woman answers that happiness comes from sharing what others possess, not from fame or worldly travel.
Gloucester fishermen and Lunenburg skippers battle for cod fame on Nova Scotia’s Grand Banks. The piece describes the rivalry, gear, and routines of New England era shore crews, including spring and summer fishing trips, ship procedures, and religious observances before the season.
The passage notes that Eratosthenes in 250 B C taught the earth’s roundness and that ancient scholars in Rome debated a spherical earth. It mentions globes illustrating these ideas and that educated Romans contemplated poles axis equator arctic and antarctic circles and solstices.
A New York reader asks why theater tickets do not show the performance start time. The writer argues that start times are unnecessary since audiences are habitually late, making printed hours a waste of ink.
A humorous interview with Ben Ana the banana becomes a tongue in cheek exchange with a New York Herald reporter. The fruit defends its independence while joking about rivals and the tariff as a skin game. Bananas from tropical regions sell for 15 cents a dozen.
A London Spare Moments jab and a Sydney Bulletin quip reflect sharper humor in old columns. The wordplay pairs a hound tale about a self bite and a childhood recognition line, illustrating light editorials and playful banter from early 20th century press.
A compact note on shifts in public perception as aviation moves from novelty to necessity. A jokey frontier tale about a groom who won his bride with a tobacco sack message is recast as language of social change. A twelve year old Persian shah’s youth limits his future baseball impact. Twenty ships failed tariff tests revealing the presidential pen’s brisk pace.
A report notes a claimed fortune of 2 million dollars associated with a man described as a Pretender Don Carlos. The passage echoes a line from Huck Finn spoken by Jim, questioning the amount such a pretender would obtain.
John Strange Winter now at work on her 100th novel and Mr Winter has long record of years of dinners at the cafe.
The submarine boat and the flying machine are assured. The question asks who will first create a contrivance enabling travel through solid matter. The note surveys advancing transport technologies and playful speculation about overcoming physical barriers.
A Wyoming man discovers a pot of gold hidden in his cellar. In contrast, others harvest gold daily from irrigation and fry farming, a contrast that echoes the region’s varied claims to wealth.
A Florida jury sang Nearer My God to Thee to a prisoner after delivering the death sentence. The act drew condemnation as barbarous, unnecessary punishment and sparked debate over courtroom conduct and humane treatment.
In a recent address Judge Gaynor of New York said the law's delays are scandalous. He noted scandals persist in many cases even after delays end, urging reforms and swifter proceedings.
A San Francisco doctor suggests a theory on how the human stomach could gradually be eliminated. The piece also touches on rising living costs and critiques those influencing prices.
The old settler who reads the sky and wind finds less confidence in the national weather bureau after its operation shifts to younger personnel.
The text notes a new Turkish ruler planning outreach to European monarchs after long imprisonment by his predecessor. It praises innovations from wireless telegraphy to airships and radium, but lauds the inventor of the non-rolling collar button as the greatest modern achievement.
Not many men are privileged to stand by and see their own statues unveiled. Mistral, the poet of Provence and Nobel laureate in literature, is one such rare figure whose countrymen will honor him with a statue unveiling.
The passage argues that taxpayers benefiting from state and municipal services should contribute a fair share. It frames nonpayment as unjust and as an indirect form of robbery, shifting the burden onto others in the community.
The piece argues that commerce interests should be kept separate from national policy. It warns that constant legal tinkering to aid favored industries, funded by campaign contributions, risks corruption and undermines broad industrial health. Congress members tied to district pressures cause damage beyond comprehension.
The text argues that ignorance drives rural youths to city life while praising a shift away from sprawling cities. It notes population growth against 1890 levels, calls for reducing concentrated wealth, and urges increased production to feed a growing population. It proposes moving non-producers into food creation to support surplus.
The article argues that sweeping generalizations about railroad ownership fall apart under facts and that American railroads are not entirely owned by the Harrimans Vanderbilt Morgans Hills Goulds and other famed magnates.
The passage notes that stock and bond ownership spans 1.5 million or more people across the country, with major companies like Pennsylvan ia road, Atehéssa, Santa Fe, New York Central, United States Steel, Standard Oil, and various mines and banks. It highlights wide distribution among men and women including many in trust for women and children, and indicates a growing number of stockholders from about 1 million ten years ago to an estimated 4 million a decade hence.
An English tourist questions a rugged guide about killing a grizzly in a two day siege. The guide calmly confirms the bear died after a long struggle and adds a dry punchline about what the bear might have swallowed.
A short editorial note from The Gentlewoman advocates plain speaking over polite verbiage. It argues for direct language to avoid frothy receptions and favors blunt, straightforward discourse in public dialogue.
A cryptic street scene unfolds with two men, Shuffing Pete and The Stranger, sharing a tense exchange over a dealt hand. The Stranger boasts with bravado about a perfect score of four aces while Pete, somber, admits defeat and accepts the cash, hinting at deeper stakes and a looming threat.
A remark contrasts a man who stops after a few doses with a woman who reportedly consumes the last dregs of medicine in the bottle, highlighting a social stereotype about female behavior.
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