Safer to Elope He Will You Marry Me
A light domestic exchange about seeking parental consent for marriage ends with a humorous twist, suggesting elopement as safer. The dialogue hints at tension between tradition and romance.
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Newspaper
Osceola Record
Location
Osceola, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
May 12, 1921
Page
7
A light domestic exchange about seeking parental consent for marriage ends with a humorous twist, suggesting elopement as safer. The dialogue hints at tension between tradition and romance.
Persuasive ad promotes Allen's Foot Ease antiseptic powder to ease pinching shoes corns and bunions with instant relief. Claims 1,600,000 pounds used by Army and Navy during the war.
Aunty helps Amy say prayers before bed as Amy jokes about sleeping through prayers. The scene shifts to a dramatic line from Othello where Desdemona smothersly notes the tragedy and dismisses long tales, referencing the famous handkerchief plot.
The late Champ Clark was asked by a western town to speak at a Chautauqua. He named his fee for a lecture and noted that he would charge for a lecture but provide a speech for free.
In an Indiana town the school board rescinded a rule banning married women as teachers after the superintendent teased the staff at a first school. He joked that they would soon marry and asked about proposals. A blush from the beloved teacher and laughter followed as the incident ended his public mention of the ruling.
A new copper aluminum alloy named alcobronze claims luster and color like gold, greater strength, and resistance to air acids and salt water. Promoters say it can be wrought, forged, or rolled without deterioration, suiting forgings propellers and other ship parts.
President Harding appoints Capt William A Moffett to the national advisory committee for aeronautics. He led the Great Lakes naval training station 1914 18 and later commanded battleship Mississippi and naval districts. A Medal of Honor recipient for Vera Cruz action and a U S Navy graduate of 1890.
An advertisement extols Dr Kilmer’s Swamp Root as a cure for kidney liver and bladder ailments claiming it neutralizes uric acid and relieves rheumatism. It offers a sample bottle by parcel post from Dr Kilmer Co with ten cents, and notes bottles are sold at drug stores.
An old advertisement warns buyers to look for Bayer on packaging or tablets to ensure genuine Aspirin. It touts medical uses from colds to rheumatism and notes affordable tin boxes and larger packages sold by druggists. The copy also includes a science aside about heat expanding and contracting and a quip about dog prices.
The Marine Corps former commandant General George Barnett is removed from his post of honor and reduced to brigadier general. Secretary of the Navy Denby later recommends restoring him as permanent major general. His supporters credit his leadership for expanding the Marine Corps to 75,000 and securing readiness at Belleau Wood and Meuse Argonne.
A terse quotation appears to discuss financial and prudential considerations around entering a final set. The line contrasts the cost to participate with the need for discretion to avoid overreach. No additional context is provided to identify speakers or source.
Myron T. Herrick of Cleveland, former Ohio governor and former ambassador to France, will again represent the United States in Paris at President Harding’s request. Herrick built a diplomatic reputation late in Taft and early Wilson administrations, including averting panic in Paris before the Marne. He was a banker in Cleveland and led the American Bankers Association during McKinley’s term.
Colonel Jay Johnson Morrow, veteran engineer and Canal Zone official, is named governor by President Harding. A United States Military Academy graduate, he served as chief engineer of the First Army in France and held multiple posts before becoming Canal Zone governor in 1919, with honors from France.
London observers note growing friendship between the duke of York and Lady Mary Irene Curzon daughter of Earl Curzon and his first wife Mary Victoria Lester. Washington ponders a possible marriage alliance between British royalty and an American girl amid frequent meetings and social outings. Denials from both families only fuel speculation about a union involving the second son of King George.
John Burr roughs recalls Jay Gould as a crafty youth and later a powerful financier. He remembers Gould as small and slippery, preferring tricks in wrestling, moving from a village tin shop to mapmaking, then returning years later as a wealthy national figure seen at the Washington treasury.
The presiding elder calls for action on church acoustics while Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge Ark quips that unbelief lets them go to hell in peace. The quote from the Kansas City Star captures a rural bluntness in a small community exchange.
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