Supposed Smile Copybook Editorials and Quips
A compact collection showcases cheerful sayings and witticisms from papers like the Washington Star and Chicago Record Herald. Quotations cover patriotism monograms jokes about letters resembling dollar marks and a playful remark on Omar Khayyam versus love letters.
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Omar Whayyam
Chicago Record-Florald
Dame July's Noisy Fourth Child
Dame July wakes to a lively Fourth of July scene with her energetic son Andy causing a household uproar. Neighbors note the boy’s wild but loving energy, while Dame July cherishes the celebration and accepts boys will be boys as she fades to sleep.
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Dame July
Gue
Andy Willl
Name That Triggered A Quiet Rage
A red haired girl known as Independence Day faced daily taunts at school about her name Presented by her mother and Miss Thompson the teacher watched roll call as the youngster endured whispers and laughter The tale unfolds with her mother soothing her and recounting the long history of teased identity and self assertion
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Penelope
Miss Thompson
Independence Day
Mrs. Day
Independence Day the Name that Shaped a Girl
A mother recalls naming her daughter Independence Day after the Civil War death of the girl's father James Day in Gettysburg. The rite of naming, the girl’s steady bravery, and a coral strand moment sparked a lifelong fascination with missions.
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Pen
England
United States
Gettysburg
James Day
Day
Jack Lyman
Indie
India
A Self-Reliant Woman Sails to India on Independence Day
The Indianapolis News notes a young woman, raised in America, turning twenty in motherless independence. She vows to live and work in India, serving its people, while keeping her Christian name and red hair a distant concern to teasing boys.
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India
Indianapolis News
A Memorable Day When Independence Was Declared
A description of July 4 1776 in Philadelphia when the Declaration was adopted by unanimous vote. The city rang with bells and cheers as crowds gathered outside Independence Hall and the news spread to Washington’s army. the George III statue at Bowling Green was torn down and melted into bullets.
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Independence Hall
Philadelphia
Liberty
New World
Detroit
Congress
State House
of Hinds
Bowling Green
Trackside Auction Fails Reveal Red Flags
A faded reprint describes an auction of a damaged PPI device flagged by observers who noticed red flags along the track in three or four spots. The terse note hints at safety concerns and possible prior issues surrounding the item.
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F. Mkwsexy & Sons
Cayuse Made Good in Western Tale
The Ohio State Journal notes Cayuse made good as Pepperhole Pete Charley is dead after attempting to derail the express. Lariat Luke-Waal claims he will never die with his boots on, concluding the rugged tale with a fatal clash on the track.
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Cayuse
Pepperhole
Pete
Charley
Tor
Lariat
Luke—Waal
Ohio State Journal
Drummer News Causes Congratulation at Pettyville Post
Exchange between Drummer and Postmaster reveals lighthearted debate over job status as Puck notes no firing. March mood hints at minor town gossip about local employment and mail service.
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John II
Pettyville
Puck
The Only Way
Cartoon caption style quip about bores and leadership with a witty exchange cited from Puck magazine. The line suggests a humorous take on outsmarting dull speakers by taking a lead in conversation.
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Puck
Definition of a True Artist in Aesthetic Terms
A dialogue contrasts musician and friend on art for art's sake. The musician argues that a true artist loves art intrinsically, if he could afford it, highlighting the tension between passion and practicality in artistic pursuits.
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Puck
Why He Broke Loose Golf Caused Rift at Home
Mrs. Von Blumer jokes that Mrs. Peterby’s influence over her husband kept him going to church. He skipped last Sunday, and Von Blumer explains the real reason: golf affected him more than worship.
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von Blumer
On and Off Spree Noted in Philadelphia Press
In a brief readers’ note the Philadelphia Press records a remark about a person’s alternating behavior, noting that the subject experiences periods of activity followed by lapses, with “on” periods more frequent than “off.”
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Philadelphia Press
St Johns Wood Ride With a Cabbie in May's Annual
A playful exchange leads a passenger to ask for a ride to St Johns Wood. The cabbie replies with a quip about using the opposite side to keep the horse from seeing. The line echoes the tone of DPhil Mays's Annual.
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St. John’s Wood
A Delicate Planting in Delaware Reported
A San Francisco Bulletin note cites Ernst hearing of a colony planted in Delaware. It claims prosperity but jokes that the first peach crop has been a glorious failure, reflecting ironic colonial ventures.
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Delaware
Ernst
San Francisco Bulletin
Perhaps you can direct me to the han'k'chwef department
A jocular encounter in Detroit Iree Press style features a pompous philanthropist woman and a quick nervous floorwalker. The floorwalker fumbles through directions to the counter, adding light satire on social pretensions.
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Detroit
Iree Press
The Sense of Ownership
Commuter exclaims about a train while a bystander replies with sarcasm. The exchange captures urban impatience and commuter frustrations.
Theatres in New York Must Include Plan of House
A dialogue notes that New York theaters are required by law to display a house plan with clearly marked exits. The humorous exchange suggests the diagrams resemble dress patterns to one speaker.
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New York
Clever "Con" Games End in Jail for London Crooks
London swindlers Grainger and Rice boasted of a £280 forged check and a $1,400 theft, leading to their capture after the victim’s return from lunch. A Paris tale shows two photographers duping a Frenchman to steal £4,000 via a camera ruse and a costume swap. Also, a shortcake recipe is given with step by step instructions.
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London
Grainger
Rice
Mice
Paris
Miffel Tower
Henry IV
Paris Still Paris Despite Claims of Change
In a vivid portrait, Paris remains strange and romantic with paradoxes verified. A madman slept in a hollow pillar near the exhibition gate and a Diogenes tested the cold on Place de la Concorde. Elsewhere, vagabonds haunt huts outside the city and a market basket hid a sleeping man for ten days. Paris stays itself, says Paris Messenger.
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Paris
Diogenes
Place de la Concorde
Kathir
Ruy Blas
Jean
Flessenger
Superstitions Among Herring Fishermen Highlight Crew Beliefs
A Buffalo Enquirer feature notes herring fishermen’s superstition, forbidding whistling on boats and the mention of hares. Milk and burnt bread are avoided aboard, and striking satire contrasts pious behavior with prejudice.
Ambition to Enter High Ball Class Pleads for Nickel
A passerby insists the speaker cannot be offered more than a nickel while teasing his drinking habit. The man counters he needs at least 15 cents to fuel his ambition of joining the high-ball class, appealing for reconsideration.
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Indianapolis News
Widow’s Might From Practical Experience
A brief note hints that practical experience shapes a widow’s strength and approach. The remark suggests resilience born of enduring hardship and lessons learned through surviving loss.
Dodd's Kidney Pills credited with saving local resident
In Rockbridge Missouri June 24 neighbors and Rockbridge Lodge No 435 A M A F celebrate the recovery of Ambrose McKay a prominent citizen and Mason after years of diabetes rheumatism and pain. After using Dodd's Kidney Pills his condition improved pain faded and he nearly regained health with praise for the remedy's value.
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Rockbridge
Rockbridge Lodge
A. I
A. M
Ambrose McKay
Masonic Fraternity
McKay
Dodd
Bright
Missouri
That man with constitution endures much medicine
A physician comments on a patient who constantly complains of ailments while noting his remarkably strong constitution. The Washington Star quote emphasizes the paradox of enduring numerous medicines despite ongoing health complaints.
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Washington Star
Unappreciated Philanthropy Strike Parable
A worker explains a factory strike over converting to a cooperative, aiming for profit sharing. The friend questions the plan while the workman notes the scheme yields no profits. The dialogue critiques wage labor and collective ownership.
Horses in Japan Use Braided Straw Footwear
Most horses in Japan wear braided straw shoes tied with straw ropes. The shoes are about half an inch thick, and the cost of four is about two cents.
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Japan
Emperors Signed Names in Purple Ink Tradition
A fragment notes Roman emperors signed with purple ink and forbidden possession of this emblem of royalty. On at least two occasions ownership of a small quantity was treasonous and punished by death.
Mrs. Emma R Bailey Earns Master’s Degree in Law
Born in Alabama Emma R Bailey comes from a line of lawyers. After her husband’s death she supported her children and joined the interior department before pursuing the Washington College of Law for her master’s degree.
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Emma R. Bailey
Washington College of Law
Alabama
Long love letters spark wedding ambitions in youth
A playful exchange reveals a fiancé who writes only on one side of the page, claiming his letters seem longer because of the single-side writing. The engaged pair hint that their notes may someday become manuscript.
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