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Newspaper

Osceola Record

Location

Osceola, Nebraska, United States of America

Date

Jul 08, 1909

Page

3

A Hazard of Hearts to ALIX JOAN

Publication notes credit 1900 copyright by Frank Leslie Publishing House for the work titled A Hazard of Hearts to Alix Joan. The notice records rights and issuing publisher details.

Frank Leslie Publishing House

A Hazard of Hearts at Sea Aboard the St Lawrence

An extended romance unfolds on the near December voyage of the St Lawrence with Mathilde Thorne as central figure. Passengers range from hardened Northwest travelers to formerLondon youth. Captain Kerr and Charlie Hudson provide support while Jem Stewart lingers in the background as a quiet, observing presence.

Ateamship St. Lawrence Mundeeer Toronto North Atlantic London Great Marawest Beali Miss Thorne Canadian Charlie Hudson Captain Kerr Ar. Stewart Hazard Earth

Silent voyage shadows over Miss Thorne aboard ship

In the chart-room aboard a Canadian steamship, Captain Kerr and crew note Miss Thorne in mourning attire. Mr. Stewart observes her brooding mood and a pictured life unsettled by recent loss as gossip swirls around the ship. The scene hints at a deeper past to be revealed.

Liverpool Miss Tuorze Charlie Brudgen Captain Kerr Mr. Stewart Blythe Stewart

Menace to the Apple Tree Speculation on careless apples

The article cites the New York Times discussion of Colorado’s careless apples and King Edward’s reaction to a coreless apple versus a core apple. It notes the king’s tasting of many fruits and the pomologist’s publication of his “royal commendation” and hints at continuing discussion.

Colorado Edward New York Times

Where He Made Good in a Bygone Bandroom Exchange

An innocent bystander heckles a drummer as the band stops. The drummer concedes and quips that he drowns a heap of bad while playing the bass drum.

Waiter Astonished by Slow Egg Order Joke

A humorous exchange from the Houston Post describes a diner astonished by eggs taking long to arrive. The customer quips about expected chickens, highlighting a playful food delay.

One Cure for Baby Eczema Claims Perfect Cure Found

A mother recounts failed treatments for infant eczema on the face and heel. After months and $20 to $30 spent, Critieria Remedies allegedly cleared the eruption by morning. Mrs. P. E. Gumbin of Sheldon Iowa dated July 13 1908. Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. promotes Cure Remedies. The Mex Central railroad reports a tie plant producing 3500 ties daily using Ebano oil treatment to extend tie life.

Cuaticura Critieria P. E. Gumbin Sheldon Potter Drug & Chem. Corp Cutiura Remedies Boston Mexican Central Railroad

Cure for Constipation Promises Quick Health Boost

Elizabeth F. Noble of Mansfield Mass leaves $10 000 to the Midnight Mission of New York and another $10 000 to fund drinking fountains for horses and dogs in New York City. The ad touts C A S C A R E T S as a cure all for constipation and torpid liver, priced 10 cents a box, claimed as the biggest seller worldwide.

Elizabeth F. Noble Mansfield Mass New York Galveston Boston United States

Notre Dame cure claim and world news items mixed in

An appeal from a Notre Dame woman offers a home rheumatism cure claiming uric acid relief and renewed vitality. The notice sits among reports on Edmund Tarbell’s Carnegie prize, Galveston custody, New York art sales, Australia Chinese smuggling, population forecasts, and a plan for a 31 story New York hotel.

Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Capsules Advertised Cure

An old time home remedy promotes Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Capsules as a universal cure for bladder kidney liver and stomach troubles. A testimonial from J Budlong claims rapid relief and a complete cure within three months. Prices listed at 23 and 50 cents per box. Importers Holland Medicine Co Scranton Pa.

Haarlem Bolland. Medicine Co Scranton J. Budlong Phoenix, Kent Co R. L All Holland Medicine CO

Tonsorial Philosophy Quip Resolves Facial Trust Rule

A peculiar exchange centers on a chalk taunt and a whisker knife quip. The victim remarks on confidence in mankind while the antagonist, dubbed the Weight of the whisker knife, counters with a pun about judging men by their face value.

Seashore Proposal Reframed By Local Matchmaker

A recollection from a seaside summer tale reveals a young suitor who pursued marriage at the shore. The response from the returning beloved shows he is now under strict influence of the woman who stayed home.

Jem’’ Mace Mace Hull

Woman Credited By Suffragette Sparks Hallroom Banter

In Stray Stories a suffragette proclaims give women credit they deserve and wonders where would man be. A crude spectator replies that if she got all the credit she wants he would be in the poor house.

A Disgrace to the Ciasn

A playful exchange mocks fashion in quick slang. The vulgar remarks target ready made clothes and cash payments as inferior. The dialogue teases social pretensions with humorous invective.

Percy Clawrence Ouah Set Eny Longah Rvulgah Mortinr

Rich Uncle Proposes to Miss Beauty

A nephew confronts a rich uncle as Miss Beauty shows no love for the heir she seeks. The uncle reveals he proposed to her and was accepted, exposing motives of money over romance in this Tit-Bits excerpt.

Miss Beauty

Old Man Warns About Puddle Weather

A brief town skit features an elderly man warning a boy about getting his feet wet in a puddle. The boy boasts he will speak Shakespeare in school the next day to make his voice sound hoarse.

Washingtons headquaters at Wayside Inn

The guest recalls the Wayside Inn as one of General Washingtons headquarters and notes he favored a 40 cent table d hote. The waiter confirms Washington stayed there and was fond of the meal served.

Wayside Inn Washington Gen. Washington Yessir Puck

War memories from Miss Gush Colonel and Col Binks

In a witty exchange they recall perilous moments in past conflicts. Miss Gush Colonel asks about narrow escapes during the last unpleasantness while Col Binks replies he has endured in three Cuban hotels. The banter hints at wartime experiences and travel memories.

Slow and Sure Education Journey in Somerville Journal

A brief note questions if Binx has a good education for his foster son. It claims Jinx completed college after seven years, reflecting on the perseverance needed for schooling.

Binx Jinx Somerville Journal

How to Fix a Laughing Speech in Cleveland Leader

A brief recipe item notes a speaker’s challenge of audience laughter and offers a humorous solution on how to respond. The Cleveland Leader frames the exchange as a light, witty guidance piece for public speaking.

Cleveland

Intrusion at the River Incident Delights Local Scene

A humorous exchange unfolds as a caller asks for a mistress and learns her child fell into the river, while a spring field woman quips about washing fish. The lighthearted vignette captures small town manners and wit.

Pa and Tommy argue over being a good boy

Pa admits he was never perfect and recalls his stricter past as Tommy teases him. The exchange hints at family memory and a grandmother's discipline shaping their views.

Tommy

taxicab breakdown sparks joke about taxi and taxidermist

A playful street scene features Bobby and friends noting a broken taxicab. The exchange ends with a joke about a taxidermist, and chatter shifts to a rumor Stella spread to Jack about happiness, while Mabel quips about leap year.

Bobby Bessie wNo Stella Jack Mabel

How long should he know a girl before proposing

A dialogue question from the Cleveland Leader asking about the appropriate duration of courting before proposing marriage, with a reflection on the man's certainty and the woman’s expectations.

Cleveland

Recruit's Missing Shots Spark Humorous Drill Sergeant Exchange

An officer questions a recruit about his wayward aim, the recruit laments his shots have vanished, and the drill scene ends with a punchline about where the misses went.

Terrible Threat Over Heiress Marriage Sparks Family dispute

A fragment notes a threatening plan involving an heiress, a foreign count, and her father who insists on forcing the marriage, with references towork and coercion across a troubled family scene.

Awful Pather Cornell

Fragmentary exchange on apples and quality

A brief, imperfect dialogue shows Bi king praising apples sent and a grocer saying most were good. Bifkins adds that about a third of the apples were bad, reflecting a mixed quality remark.

Biking Bifkins

No Ashin Here Sign Confounds Hiram in Boston Harbor

A brief Boston Herald quip notes a sign reading No Ashin Here causes confusion among boarders as they fish the old pond. The line plays on dialect and implies no fish in the waters, reflecting local humor and maritime setting.

Boarder Hiram Boston. Herald

Horse purchase satire noted in Washing ton Star

A quoted exchange humorously questions a horse purchase and the doctor’s advice that riding would boost appetite, only to reveal the narrator cannot afford to eat after feeding the horse. The fragment reflects light local humor in the Washington Star.

Washington Star

Book Agent Madam Manages Servants Ad

An ad offers a guide to managing servants amid an advising voice. A housewife resists and a Book Agent counters with a promise of a better self help series as printed in the Baltimore American.

Baltimore American

No Great Loans

A professor questions Knox about a faculty by which a man could more easily fail, and Knox answers with a wry quip about the college faculty. The exchange satirizes academic pretensions in a setting that highlights student wit.

Knox Young Knox

Shortleigh Miss Scaddsby In Advance Information

Dialogue exchanges reveal Miss Oldham recounting a marriage proposal and Miss Young questioning the instructor of hypnotism while Shortleigh awaits Miss Scaddsby and a maid relays a caller’s message. The scene hints at social games and hidden suitor schemes.

Shortleigh Miss Scaddsby

Bearing Honors with Modesty

A terse exchange reveals a tense town atmosphere as a youth named Jimmy Smith deflects praise in response to a harsh rebuke from an adult. The scene hints at community judgment and personal pride amid local expectations.

Postgraduate Course Question on Studying Abroad

In a dialogue a man asks whether to study abroad or marry. the woman prompts for advice about completing education and options considered. The exchange contrasts pursuing further study abroad with marriage as a path.

Good Neighbors and Summer Visits

A reader recalls neighbors who host them through a warm season. One neighbor owns a naphtha launch and another runs an automobile, entertaining the writer all summer long.

Unfounded Rumor About Minister at Wedding

A gossiping conversation recounts Mrs Oldcastle claiming the minister wore vestments at a daughter's wedding while the hostess denies the tale, noting they arrived in a limousine and referencing a $90 rocking chair as a humorous backdrop.

One Man s Way The Lowly One

A brief fragment presents a dialogue about greatness and self-assertion focusing on a character who claims to have thrust himself into prominence rather than being born to it. The text contrasts humility with ambition and hints at a personal or literary reflection.

Delighted cough prompts unusual exchange in dialogue

A playful exchange features a speaker claiming a delightful cough would not help, while another remarks they do not possess such a cough. The banter centers on a humorous misunderstanding about a cough’s value and charm.

Utterly tactless roasts comedian at dinner

A manager recalls an episode where a famed critic invited him to dine and chose a so called good roast. The actor shudders as the critic’s satire crosses lines of tact and cruelty, leaving a sting of social rebuke.

Baltimore American

Bottling the atmosphere on a Chicago street car

Mrs Dexter asks what the health officer is doing as he samples the air. A nearby police officer explains in plain terms that the man is bottling the atmosphere, prompting Mrs Dexter to exclaim at the unusual practice.

Mia Dexter

Mad as a Hatter Phrase Origin

The expression mad as a hatter is traced to an old form mad as an aiter or adder. The modern saying reflects historical venomous trades and superstitions about hat makers and their ailments.

Rich man’s ease of death via law and habit

A cryptic line notes that wealth can shield a rich man from trouble by law and routine. It suggests fatal outcomes are avoided or manipulated through power, leaving danger to be navigated by those without means.

Also Mentioned on This Page

Alix Joan Mathilde Thorne Jem Stewart Northwest New England Whcn Mexico Houston Post Ipcolerabble Ironmag Notre Dame Lady’s Fred M. Summers Notre Dame Ind Edmund ©. Tarbell Carnegie Institute of Pittsburg California Charles T. Yernes Janvrin New York City Australia Batchelor Commonwealth China America Willcox James J. Hill State University Finn Haakon Frolich France United States Forest Service Tie Timbers Chedren Bears Fac Sime Signature of Gastoria The Ciasn Springfield Shure Kansags City Siar Ium Jimmy Smith
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