Short Tales and Witty Observations Across Times
A collage of anecdotes and curiosities spans literary figures, military wit, social reformers, and entertainers. From Stevenson and Arnold to Palmerston and Artemus Ward, the pieces mix humor and human insight with notes on scenes in public life and nature’s oddities.
Teeth Truths From A Dental Tale Of Snails Sharks And Elephants
The article explains teeth are not bones but dentine cement and enamel with enamel being the hardest substance. It notes teeth reveal much about an animal history diet and life from fossils to modern beings. It highlights elephants snails and sharks as examples of dental variety and function.
Too Many Opportunities And The Danger Of Skimming
A discussion on the burdens and benefits of abundant opportunities and the risks of superficiality in city life. It argues that excessive reading without deep thinking leads to a shallow, undisciplined mind and stresses persistent, deliberate self-improvement for lasting success drawing on Orison Swett Marden quotes.
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Ansious
Aittle
Orison Swett Marden
Success Magazine
Strength of an Eagle Weighs Its Carrying Capacity in Flight
A writer argues bald eagles can carry weight proportionate to their size, citing a male nine and a quarter pounds and a female twelve pounds, comparing with hawks and horned owls. He notes an eagle easily lifting a twenty pound skidding weight and records a specimen weighing 119 pounds with a skid.
The Soothing Arts for Women and Society
The Journal of Education notes that women’s small, derided tasks like knitting and darning keep mental balance, likening them to a clock pendulum. It argues men smoke while women knit or dust, praising these soothing arts and urging interest in teaching men these crafts.
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J. L. Paton
Journal of Education
Playing Game Sparks Noted Attention Between Young Lovers
In a brief social column, Shortleigh draws notice for paying particular attention to Miss Riche, while Joie comments this marks the first time he has shown such care, as reported by Ga veston News.
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Shortleigh
Surprising Party Teaches Rich Bring More Abuse Than Surprise
A wry observation suggests the surprise party reveals that the wealthier a man is, the more he endures abuse and the less he cares about being surprised. The quote highlights cynicism about money and attention in social events.
Various World News Bits From The Era
Soldiers in Berlin built a pontoon bridge across the Spree in forty minutes. A storm door design costs at least 2400 dollars. St Lawrence rapids to be bridged. channel widened. A New Orleans coffin remained sound after 107 years. An ice cream freezer promises labor saving by glass can. CO2 cylinders in coal bunkers claim to prevent spontaneous combustion. Rubber plantations expand in India. leather belts made 150 feet long from 300 hides. Delaware bay harbor lighthouse foundation set by concrete blocks. Public opinion splits an outsider jury between Draper and Prouty. Pea nut Bill Haggins memorial in Ponca City cemetery. Bishop Foss resigns. Bishop Wilson succeeds. India hosts 150 languages, courts struggle with interpreters. Arab filial piety noted. unpaid debts honored after death. Some fish and reptiles allegedly never sleep. Melbourne Parliament House costs a million, not yet finished. Suffrage convention hears socialist appeal. Egypt crocodile hunt described vividly. A boy asks for his father in a Tribune building vestibule. father appears after search.
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India
Philadelphia
Harbor of Refuge
Delaware Bay
Draper
Massachusetts
Prouty
Vermont
Boston Record
W. B. Haggins
Peanut Bill
Ponca City
Bill Haggins
Okla
Courier
Cyrus D. Foss
Methodist Episcopal Board of Home Missions and Church Extension
Luther B. Wilson
Wit Court
Squash Biscuit Mix from Old Cookbook
To one egg well beaten add one cup sweet milk. Mix and sift three level tablespoons sugar one teaspoon soda two of cream of tartar two cups flour and a little salt. Stir in two thirds cup boiled and sifted squash. Add butter the size of an egg. Beat well and bake in gem pans half an hour.
Cheese Rice Recipe Note
Cook one cup of rice in two quarts of slightly salted water. Drain and keep hot. Mix with a tablespoon of butter and half a cup of grated cheese plus a dash of cayenne. Parmesan or other flavorful cheese may be used. Serve hot.
Cheap Good Coffee Cake
A simple recipe for a coffee cake combines suet butter and lard with sugar water milk and yeast. The dough is heated and risen twice then flavored with nutmeg lemon and cinnamon and finished with butter and sugar.
Egg and Cheese Melt Entrée with Toasted Croutons
A recipe outlines grating two ounces of sharp cheese with two tablespoons of butter, salt, nutmeg, pepper, and half a glass of cooking wine. Stir until melted, beat in five eggs, bake in a hot oven until set, and serve with croutons of bread or toasted rice.
Vermont Cider Cake Recipe Summary
A cider cake uses two cups sweet cider and six ounces butter. It combines a cup of granulated sugar, a pound dried currants and half a grated nutmeg with a teaspoon cinnamon. Four eggs ten ounces flour and a tablespoon soda complete the batter.
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Vermont
Pound Cake Mixing and Baking Method
Cream butter and sugar, beat in yolks to thick lemon color, whip whites to stiff peaks, add mace and brandy, beat five minutes, bake in a slow oven.
Muffins with Poached Egg Luncheon Dish
A palatable luncheon recipe uses English muffins split and buttered, the centers scooped, and filled with a poached egg. For extra richness, add a touch of cream dressing and season well, then serve piping hot.
Mocha Caixe Filling Instructions
A simple filling recipe creams one tablespoon butter with one heaping cup confectioners sugar two teaspoons cocoa two teaspoons strong coffee and one teaspoon vanilla. Mix until smooth and spreadable add a little water if the mixture is too thick.
Onion Hearts Non Delicacy Preparation Note
After boiling onions, remove the heart to let it slip out easily. This removes the odor causing portion and the raw green taste common to boiled onions, resulting in a milder, non aromatic onion preparation.
Artificial butter made from coconut fat and dairy mix
A recipe describes an artificial butter created by stirring coconut fat with salt and sugar at about 20 degrees Celsius, then cooling and kneading with milk containing lactic acid bacteria, egg yolk, and a coloring agent.
Rye and Indian Pancakes Recipe Note
A brief recipe entry lists one pint milk one teaspoon soda two eggs and a pinch of salt. Mix to a firm consistency and drop from a spoon into boiling water using half rye flour and half Indian meal with molasses to sweeten.
Practical Kitchen Hints From Everyday Life
A collection of domestic tips covers economical olive oil use, keeping pan surfaces soft, lime prevention with a clam shell, serving polished apples with oil, nutmeg prep from blossom end, reusing lemons with hot water, luncheon cloth styles, blanching almonds to loosen skins, small churn for sour cream butter, strong cake beating and tarnish removal with whiting, grease spill cleanup, and repairing loose knife handles with resin and brick dust.
Starving Bishop Bompas Struggles Homeward in Arctic Winter
The account from Mrs. Bompas recalls Bishop Bompas of Athabasca during a severe trek. He endured a twelve day delay on a raft and by canoe, subsisting on scarce fish and barley, with rescue finally delivered by the Hudson Bay Company supply of moose meat amid near zero temperatures.
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Bompas
Athabasca
H. A. Cody
North
la Violettes
Little Rapid
Bishop
Whittale
Hudson Bay Company
The Motto On the Door Mystery Ends in Revelation
Mrs Basset puzzled over a Latin motto on a doctor’s door and after a family debate realizes the word reads out when the glass door is held to the light. The household discovers the word means nothing deeper than the literal cue to move the door.
The Eskimo Dress Fringes and the Amundsen Expedition
Captain Roald Amundsen writes about Eskimo dress in The North West Passage. Expedition members adapt to fringe but some remove it as frivolous. Scruples about meaning persist, and fringe is restored when deer skin anoraks curl and risk resembling neckties.
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Roald Amundsen
Northwest Passage
Amundsen
A Greater Surprise
A mother plans a surprise party but only invites herself. Her five children ask to join as she hesitates. The youngest asks in bed where she is going and learns of the plan. After bidding the others good night, the child suggests bringing everyone for a bigger surprise.
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Everybody’s
A Scotchman Proposes a Heavenly Wedding Plan
In a humorous Success Magazine piece a Scot named Andy pleads with Nancy not to marry after his death. He suggests marrying John Clemmens, a kind man outside the kirk, to keep Nancy comfortable in heaven, sparking a wry heavenward compromise.
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Nancy
Andy
John
Clemmens
The
Kirk
Success Magazine
The Artist and MModel Exchange Witty Verse
A brief dialogue showcases the Artist praising the head as fortune and the MModel wittily replying that an overconfident head could become a swollen fortune. Puck warns of a fall for those above their work.
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Puck
Words from a Man Who Knows
A compact collection of blunt maxims from a Brooklyn era mentor praising self reliance. The speaker urges decisive action, warns against half measures, and links patience to success, while criticizing indecision and excessive penny pinching. He advises eschewing untested counsel and maintaining belief in personal success.
Tammany Delegate Intervenes In Denver Confrontation
A Denver convention scene shows a Tammany delegate befriending a down on luck stranger. The man asked for twenty, received ten, and the exchange ends with a claim of fairness as both sides lose ten.
Parious Times Office Hours Quip On Impressions
Quote notes a man must draw the line in modern work life. Staying ten minutes after hours may impress, while fifteen could raise suspicion of tampering with the books. The line lampoons office ethics in contemporary society.
A Wonder to Her. Sick Landlady Dialogue at Dinner
A brief comic exchange shows a sick landlady scolding a boarder who has brought dinner. The boarder notes the coffee is vile and confirms the meal, while the landlady quips about what boarders will endure as the judge comments on the scene.
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Boarder
Discharged From Prison After Ten Years in Modern Society
A displaced inmate reflects on ten years of confinement and a return to a home claimed to be comfortable, while noting the completion of a sentence in Modern Society.
Varied notes on people places and reforms in 1900s era
A collage of short items covers postal rules in Russia, club memberships of J Pierpont Morgan and Chauncey Depew, a Georgia electric railroad venture, dietary claims by Dr J B Squire, Brazilian timber issues, a Zurich English ad, Rev Dr John DeForest’s Rising Sun honor in Japan, Frances Spire Porter’s scholarly and writing achievements, venison prices in Vermont, Kapurthala Maharajah and Anita Delgado, humane education benefits, Mme Johanna Gadski’s visiting cards, Lincoln family births and deaths, and St Marys parish vow to enforce prohibition.
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Brazil
Zurich
Board House
John A. DeForest
Japan
Order of the Rising Sun
DeForest
Frances Spire Porter
University of Minnesota
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String
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