Golf Enthusiast Card at Dinner Table
A light exchange features a golf fan asked for a favorite course. The reply humorously lists all courses as favorites from soup to nuts, mixing sport with dinner table banter.
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Newspaper
Osceola Record
Location
Osceola, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Jan 24, 1929
Page
3
A light exchange features a golf fan asked for a favorite course. The reply humorously lists all courses as favorites from soup to nuts, mixing sport with dinner table banter.
In a brief exchange the tenant praises movable portable houses while the landlord questions their value. The tenant asserts that when rent is due the landlord must simply pack up and move.
A playful exchange centers on a joke that a man becomes what he eats. Gerald notes he would amount to more if he became what it costs him, turning a light remark into a witty retort.
A snippet portrays a father-in-law’s manufacturing firm failing despite strong products and aggressive salesmen. The dialogue hints at wasted efficiency and market dynamics as the company collapses under financial strain.
A sharp exchange frames a debate on pacifist rhetoric versus market value. One speaker claims lectures on peace at a price of 200 dollars per session, highlighting tension between idealism and commerce.
A 1929 kitchen column extols thrift and creativity for housewives. It shows turning small leftovers into soups, salads, and fillings, and shares campfire and outdoor recipes like Oriental Kebab and Arizona Chicken.
The native flag of the Philippine islands is divided into blue and red horizontal stripes with a White diamond near the staff. A gold sun sits inside the diamond and a gold star occupies each corner.
Reading from a nutrition note, sugars and starches are more rapidly assimilated and digested than fats and, relative to the amount consumed, raise body weight more quickly.
An Italian archaeologist reports finding Etruscan cremation furnaces repurposed by Romans as lime kilns. The arched fire chambers, built for cremation, were adapted to sustain intense fires for lime production as described by the Detroit News.
A letter from Mrs. J G Moore of San Antonio Texas extols California Fig Syrup as gentle and effective for her daughter Dorothy. The ad claims the syrup cleanses lazy bowels while boosting appetite and vitality and warns buyers to buy only genuine California Fig Syrup.
A lady notes the unusual name Timotheus for a suitor. The cook is flattered, replying he has had only two sweethearts named that.
A witticism-loving crowd notes that quick banter shines in conversation but scarce chances to showcase repartee limit its full flair. They suggest seeking varied social settings to test sharp exchanges and sharpen timing.
An advertisement defends REM cough syrup asserting it is not a cure-all but highly effective for coughing. It claims REM’s unique formula sets it apart from other remedies and emphasizes the importance of the formula itself.
A garbled clipping cites quirky phrases about REM FOR COUGHS a new bridge update glowing contractor reports and a spinach filled banquet moment. It mentions a carbon dioxide fire suppression method at 100 degrees below zero and a joking golden wedding remark.
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