Sidelight Humor Fragments From a Local Paper
A collage of jokes and quips builds a snapshot of everyday life with lines about marriage, weather, roofs, comical exchanges and household mishaps. The montage features puns about storms with storm safe material, clumsy cooking refusals, misheard sayings, and a playful tax collector boast.
Man to distribute famous KKK products Standard for 37 years
A brief item notes C. E. Alling of Keokuk Iowa as sales manager for a line promising premium free goods with no investment beyond a car. The piece references distribution plans for the KKK branded items over 37 years and lists the contact.
Health Sisters visit and exams mark school week
Villa Jean Bryant and Jay Carson were absent due to illness while Sally Soap Polly Pep and Jolly Jane visitors joined the room. Quarterly exams ended with good papers and an honor roll list. Junior basketball beat Silver Creek 6 to 5 as color study and child literature updates begin next week.
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Villa Jean Bryant
Jay Carson
Sally Soap
Polly Pep
Jolly Jane
Shirley Rystrom
Joann Eklund
Mrs. Inness
Margaret Hansen
Patty Lu Rogers
Ruth Biniz
Margaret Monkman
Marvin Anderson
Dick Mills
Elmo Danskin
Sam Byers
Marilyn Brown
Arlene Pearson
Donald Malek
Carl Moore
Betty Sargent
Billy Umshler
Mary McFadden
Dean Deland
Bob Hansen
Logan Danskin
Burdette Backlund
Glenna VanHorn
Silver Creek
Publishing Co
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Sunday School and Church Schedule for January
Sunday School at 10:00 A M with Elton Berck as Superintendent Morning Worship at 11:00 A M Sermon titled The Christian in the Modern World Junior and Intermediate Leagues meet at 4:00 P M Monday 7:30 Youth Fellowship Chih party at the parsonage on January 25 Tuesday January 26 W F M S meets at Mrs Horst 2:30 P M Thursday Choir Rehearsal at the parsonage Ladies Aid meets in the Church Parlors Friday P M on January 22 W C T U meets at Mrs I J Merrick home January 28 Albert C Monkman pastor
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Elton Berck
Chih
Horst
Ladies Aid
I. J Merrick
Albert C. Monkman
Lutheran church notes outline January events
The Lutheran League meets Thursday at 8 PM with the Egnar Hultman and Clarence Carlson families as hosts. No confirmation on Saturday, but all class members must memorize the Small Catechism before February classes begin. Sunday School is at 10:00 AM and Vespers at 7:30 PM. Harmony Society gathers Thursday at Mrs. Emma Nyquist’s home with Miss Evelynne Peterson leading the program.
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Luther League
Egnar Hultman
Clarence Carlson
The
Harmony Society
Emma Nyquist
Evelynne Peterson
Greens Chapel Ladies Aid Meeting Scheduled For Thursday
Greens Chapel Ladies Aid will hold their regular meeting on Thursday January 28. Mrs. Tracy Nelson and Mrs. C W Hennings will entertain. Greens Chapel Brotherhood meets Monday evening January 25. Miss Dorothy Augustin from Shelby visited in the home of her sister Mrs E E Gabel. Ice house work reports indicate very good quality ice. E E Gabel accompanied brothers John and Alfred to Omaha for Allis Chalmers Dealers convention. Liberty School closed this week due to illness of teacher and several pupils. Misses Carol Jean and Darlene Carlson and Carol Hanson attended a birthday tea party hosted by Miss Marjorie Jean Gabel. Sell it with a Record want ad.
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Arthur Scholz
Nick Gerdes
Ruby Welch
Columbus
Viola Cornish
Carl Dose
Karl Detloff
Arthur Khotz
Polk
Pheebe Hope
Osceola
Sylvia Fillman
York
Millie Dahlberg
Josnn Ektlund
Roberta Nelson
Joann Eklund
Harley Eklund
Omaha
Immanuel Hospital
Ben Hulquest
California
S. P. Johnson
Milton Rickley
Daisy Drummond
University Hospital
Woman’s Foreign Missionary Society
Otto Horst
Phil Campbell
H. S. Eklund
I. J. Merrick
Leslie Hanshew
G. M. Moore
Nell Campbell
David Timm
Shelby
C. Guy Anderson
Harold Reed
Aurora
Robert Fenster
Ira Irland
Oscar Johnson
John Rosenberry
Louis Daum
J. A. Rahman
Howells
Franzis Smith
D. H. Kunkle
Christine Andresen
George Craven
Hattie Fagg
Eunice Carson
Alvin Weeden
R. L. Schroeder
James Campbell
Lodgepole
Nebr
W. E. Thompson
Clayton Rystrom
Kensington
F. T. Butz
John Rogers
Sam Crouse
August Swanson
Swedenburg
Harold
Vincent
Melvin Pearson
Axel Anderon
Vera Beckmeyer
Ralph Mills
Forty Niner’s Bridge Club
S. P Johnson
Bert Morrows
Seward
Dean Miller
Hastings
W. O. Hansen
E. L. Ingram
Scottsbluff
Frank Anderson
Carl Bryant Pres
R. M. McDonald
Sec’y. and
Treas
J. Carl Bryant
Triple Deck Bridge Club
Rebekah Kensington
W. D. Adair
Cecil Deland
Carl Timm
Dick Matheson
West Coast
Leonard Fellows
Shirley
W. C. Rhodes
Waco
A. F. Nyquist
Lincoln
Ralph Schroeder, Jr
Greens Chapel Ladies Aid
Tracy Nelson
C. W. Hennings
Greens Chapel Brotherhood
Dorothy Augustin
E. E. Gabel
John
Alfred
Osceola Club to Resume Noon Luncheons at Rapp Hotel
Osceola Community Club restarts biweekly noon luncheons at the Rapp Hotel Banquet Room starting Monday January 25 with topic Osceola P C C TF. Humphrey and Bob Davis sign the notice.
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Osceola Community Club
Rapp Hotel
Osceola P. C. C. TF
M. Humphrey
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