Crood Short Stories A parade of wits and old jokes
A collage of anecdotes and quips: Gaston asks Alphonse to witness a marriage proposal, a dream about death on the eve of sailing, a pastor and a mat as a bed, and comic exchanges from sports and politics. The collection blends humor, memory, and salon banter with pointed one liners.
Awful Example Forces Eleanor to Face Home Skills
Mrs Parks laments Eleanor Parks lacks practical skills while Eleanor bursts in raving about Madge Richards who has returned from marriage due to inability to manage the home. John muses on performance versus potential as the talk shifts to hiring and cooking lessons in a tense family scene.
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Eleanor
John
Mrs. Parks
Mr. Parks
Martha
Madge Richards
The Stowaway Tiger Onboard A Trans Siberian Freight
A strange New York Times account tells of the Matoppo a British freighter from Calcutta to Dalny with rails for the Trans Siberian railway. A Manchurian tiger stowed aboard killed chickens and a sheep and hunted crew until it fled into the sea. The second officer was wounded but the tiger escaped.
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New York Times
Matoppo
Brooklyn
Calcutta
Trans-Siberian Railway
Dalny
Danny
Old Sleuth Up to Date in Narrow Tunnel Rescue
A melodramatic scene unfolds as the hero bound on the track, the villain Tarbox menacing the heroine, and an express train rumbling toward danger. A dramatic wind shifts a hat, tangling the train and allowing rescue, ending with lovers reunited and Tarbox fleeing into the night.
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Judge
Tarbox
Obliging Yet Grateful In Odd Courtship Exchange
A humorous Victorian exchange shows a lady thanking her stout husband as he kneels to adjust her overshoe. He replies it is kind yet notes his relief she is not a centipede, in a courtly, ironic moment.
Her Way I cried my own way says Alice
A brief child scene from United Presbyterian features a woman telling Alice she should not cry. Alice sobs and asserts her own method of crying, replying that she will cry in her way regardless of advice.
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Alice
United Presbyterian
Dairy Pay Contemplates Profit From Nation’s Cows
Analysis notes 21 194 000 milk cows in the United States averaging one cow per four people. Despite per capita milk use rising and cows per person falling, dairy quality has improved. From 1890 to 1900 dairy cow output rose by 1 000 pounds per cow, equating to a $211 000 000 gain, yet many dairies still lose money. To judge profitability a dairyman must include labor, feed, interest on investment, and depreciation as fixed charges deducted from gross receipts to leave a profit.
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United States
Homemade cabbage cutter from scrap lumber
Instructions describe building a cabbage cutter with two 12 inch boards, a wheel, four 7 inch slanted slots, two 4 inch circles, a frame, hopper, and 8 inch knives sharpened from an old saw. A square center hole accommodates a shaft and a bearing is formed to guide the rotating wheel.
Lime applications for oats and clover field study results
A study finds 1000 pounds of lime per acre nearly as effective as 2000 pounds for oats while clover prefers the larger rate. Carbonate lime yields more dry matter than nitrogen and burned lime and overall fertilizer additions boost nitrogen fixation. Carbonate lime most favors fixation compared to burned lime.
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New Jersey
American Limburger Cheese Claim Stirring Debate
A revived comparison argues the United States can produce limburger cheese as good as Belgium’s. The method described starts with calf stomach tissue placed in warm milk, curdled in about forty minutes, then pressed and drained. Salt is rubbed on the exterior and the cheese ripens in a cellar for a month or two to develop flavor.
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United States
Belgium
Decline of Fertility in American Soils Signals Need for Lime
Practical farmers note rapid exhaustion of fertile soils from constant cultivation. Tobacco lands in Virginia and abandoned New England farms illustrate decline. A soil acidity test uses blue litmus paper to indicate need for ground limestone at about one ton per acre mixed with soil.
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Virginia
New England
Tobacco Growers Combine Organized Across Five States
The Union Tobacco Society, representing growers in Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Tennessee, and Wisconsin, with about 30 million dollars in assets, has formed to shield farmers from a minimum price and aid the tobacco market.
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Tobacco Growers
Union Tobacco Society
Kentucky
Indiana
Ohio
Tennessee
Wisconsin
Cooperative Tulinem Growers Board Formed for Pooling Interests
The growers in the E csg named will pool their interests under a Board of Directors. The arrangement aims to streamline control and decision making for the tulinem fold.
Feeding calves and cattle care for cold season
Advice from the dairy column stresses strict feeding hygiene for calves, warning against feeding milk at improper temperatures or from dirty pails. It warns that sour milk causes digestive illness and stunted growth, and urges delaying pasture turnout until grass is ample and weather warms.
A Self-Feeding Crib for Efficient Farm Use
A combined corn crib and feeding shed features a 16 foot wide lean-to feed bank with two foot spaced doors above the manger for automatic dispensing. Placed on the south side in a sunny location, the design saves labor and helps in bad weather, with ends inclosed for protection.
Uses of corn crop in 1899 cited by Springfield Register
The Crop Reporter notes in 1899 total corn crop reached 2 666 000 000 bushels. Of this, 241 000 000 fed flour and grist mills, 8 000 000 for starch, 9 000 000 for malt liquors, 17 000 000 for distilling, 40 000 000 for glucose, 190 000 000 for export, and 13 000 000 for seed. Only 19.3 percent used in these, most remaining for feeding. The piece highlights corn as a growing food source and employer.
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Springfield Register
Unsanitary Dairy Wells Jeopardize Public Health
The Chicago hygienic laboratory reports that of 153 wells on nearby dairy farms, only eleven are safe for domestic use. Safe wells are cement lined with cement covers and protective cement flanges extending outward. Some milking and utensil washing wells show high colon bacteria, detectable manure, and odor.
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Chicago Hygienic Laboratory
Millet as a Late Crop Suggested for Failures
The Ohio station recommends millet as a fallback crop if corn fails or cannot be planted. Early varieties can be sown through July to yield fair fields. Millet serves well as hay and compares with timothy in digestibility, suits cattle horses and sheep, though overripe grain should not feed horses. It also provides pasture seed silage and acts nearly as a soil cleaner as a summer fallow.
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Ohio
German Milk Preservation Method Prevents Oxygen Damage
A German patent describes preserving milk by removing dissolved oxygen using ferrous carbonate. Freshly precipitated ferrous carbonate in oxygen absorbs oxygen and releases carbon dioxide, requiring one part ferrous carbonate for 50 000 parts milk. The addition, made before boiling, does not alter milk properties.
Wis. professor links herd success to love of animals
Prof. W. L. Carlyle of the University of Wisconsin argues that a successful herdsman must possess an inherent love of animals. He says this feeling inspires the trust and confidence essential for effective breeding and management.
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W. L. Carlyle
University of Wisconsin
Diversified Farming Emphasizes Livestock Range
The article argues for a diversified farm system adding cattle brood stock breeding hogs sheep goats and poultry. It asserts diverse livestock complement crops and do not conflict with each other on the modern diversified farm.
Cribbing Corn Practices for Air Flow and Freshness
The corn crib should be narrow with slatted sides and ends to allow air to circulate in all directions. Farmers place hollow crates in the crib as it fills to prevent heating and spoilage in the center, since heating destroys the corn germ.
Natalie Joyce and the Bracelet Bet
Natalie Joyce enjoys a birthday spoiling with bracelets gifted by Dick Marshall Ralph Dixon and Brent You. Pen Darlington frets as Natalie pockets the jewelry Rob Darling ton admires, while Natalie questions Rob’s visits and longs for attention from wealthy suitors.
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Natalie Joyce
Pen Darlington
Pen
Natalie
Dick Marshall
Natale
Ralph Dixon
Brent You
Rob Darlington
Rob
The Office Boy Theft Dilemma
Mr Clark and his wife discuss dismissing their office boy for theft but debate whether to reform or rehire the youth. They reveal envelopes and postmaster deception, a $20 loss, and the boy’s illiterate handwriting exposing him. The wife urges supervision, while the husband considers giving him another chance.
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Mary
Mr. Clark
Ted
Theodore
Marriage by love endures over status or wealth
A quotation argues that moral responsibility will grow around marriage rooted in love rather than money, rank, or convenience. It predicts future disapproval of cousin unions, like-minded partners, and unions driven by wealth, while praising natural impulse as a guide to happiness.
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Mer
Royal Society
Grant Allen
Rare 1802 half dime sells for 715 at New York auction
The 1802 half dime, once worth only a nickel to Washington treasury officials, sold for 715 at the James B. Wilson collection sale in New York. IL W. Granburg of Oshkosh, Wisconsin bought the prize, the finest known 1802 half dime, part of a record-setting auction that also saw top prices for a 1827 quarter, and several early cents.
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New York
Treasury
Washington
New York World
Granburg
Oshkosh
Wis
Northwest
James B. Wilson
Collectors’ Club
West
Wuson
JB. M. Brand
Chicago
Des Moines Children Learn Saving Through Penny Provident Plan
Over three thousand Des Moines schoolchildren were brought into savings through the Penny Provident Association. About 1500 hold deposits around ten dollars each, with 4 percent interest after six months. The program, run by the Mothers Congress of Iowa and a bank, uses stamped folders and weekly reports, aiming to teach saving and basic business habits.
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Des Moines
Congress of Mothers
Mothers’ Congress of Iowa
Penny Provident Association
Mothers’ Congress
Car Fara
No doubt women fickle say husband and wife on hats
A Washington Star quote captures a light exchange over fashion, as Mr Growcher asserts women are fickle while his wife playfully responds. The couple argues about seasonal hats praised then derided, illustrating domestic wit and fashion chatter.
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Mr. Growcher
Washington Star
Future-Oriented Sheriff Plans Shield Airship Limits
In a Washington Star excerpt, Farmer Countes sel declares his range arrangements are set to run for sheriff. He argues chauffeurs are bad enough and he won’t sit on a cloud to prevent aviators from violating speed regulations.
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Farmer Countessel
Washington Star
Airship Naming Sparks Uncertain Flight Times
A Yonkers Statesman snippet notes discussion over naming an airship after Thaw. Greene questions the idea and Redd argues the craft’s flight duration remains unpredictable once launched.
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Thaw
Redd
Greene
Yonkers Statesman
Saloon Myths Debunked on Sin and Foolish Actions
A brief editorial fragment argues the idea that only saloons breed sin is mistaken, asserting that folly and wrongdoing occur beyond taverns as well. It challenges a narrow moral stereotype.
Diverse Notes Scroll of World Factoids and Anecdotes
The片 collection lists per capita wealth at 1310.11 dollars and shifts through industry strikes, lands, and ships in Glasgow, then notes women prisoners in London wearing hats. It covers auctions of grain at Omaha, new welding methods, Japanese electric growth, immigrant Jews to New York, Washington state pride, Persian justice imagery, Chicago journalists, and a New York Museum solar display.
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New York
Pennsylvania
United States
Glasgow
Clerkenwell
London Chronicle
West
Omaha
Tokio
Osaka
Federation Review
Russia
Austria-Luungary
Roumania
England
Germany
Turkey
Sweden
Spain
Holland
Great Northwest
Washington
Revolutionary Party
Persia
Tauris
Chicago
Northwest
Boston Transcript
Chicago Democrat
John Wentworth
Chicago Tribune
American Museum of Natural History
Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
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