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Witty Exchange Over Fifty Dollars
A humorous dialogue unfolds with a wife asking for money and a clever retort about a "fifty dollars" offer. The husband reacts with alarm, then the wife turns the request into a pun about "Wifty dollars," delivering a lighthearted domestic moment.
Daredevil Stunts Prompt Nerve Compared To High Wheeler
A speaker jokes about not having the nerve to ride an old high wheel bicycle or drive a horse on modern highways, contrasting daring stunts with cautious modern travel in a light local exchange.
Moonlit Fling Ends With Fever and Regrets
Jimmie Stone, newly forty, leaves his wife for a moonlit flirtation with Helene Davenport at a party. He awakens with a fever the next day, recalls the kiss, and learns Helene asks his wife to relay a message. The wife tends him with a mustard plaster as Helene apologizes.
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Immie Stone
Jimmie
Helene Davenport
Helene
Flaven
Slelene
Jimmie Stone
Jimimie
Cornelius Husk Jr Invokes Local Post Office Gags
In a Bi wanis banquet in Chicago Parker closes with humor about Cornelius Husk Jr visiting New York. The joke recounts a boy asking for peanuts in a post office, the clerk correcting him, and a Croydon Four Corners locale famed for odd post office offerings like flour chewing tobacco and reaping machines.
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F.C. W. Parker
Chicago
Cornelius Husk, Jr
New York
Young Feller
Croydon Four Corners
Death of Sir Richard Steele Sparks Early Colonial Columnists
Sir Richard Steele, the first newspaper columnist, died near Carmarthen on the Wales border two centuries ago. He studied at Charterhouse where he met Joseph Addison, with whom he co founded the Tatler in 1709. The pair shaped a personal yet precise writing style that influenced later columnists like Paul F Husserl of the New York World.
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Richard Steele
Carmarthen
Wales
Charterhouse
Joseph Addison
The
Tatler
Addison
Paul F. Husserl
New York World
Steele
Russell Critiques Modern Girl At Boston Dinner
Bertrand Russell attacked the modern girl at a Boston dinner, calling her a frightful cynic with pastel coloring and cigarette. A young Rotarian courted her, boasting of a kiss, while she responded with cigarette smoke and a blunt remark about his wasted life.
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Bertrand Russell
Boston
Wind effects on thermometer readings explained
The weather bureau explains that wind velocity does not affect thermometer readings after the thermometer reaches the air temperature. Human discomfort from high winds comes from rapid heat removal from the body, not from thermometer influence.
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The
Weather Bureau
Spitting toward the sun a tribal rite of reverence in Africa
Father M. Stan reports to an anthropological conference that the Bahanga tribe of Central Africa reveres the sun as a godly symbol. A wrestler bites and spits soil toward the sun to gain strength, while natives argue life comes from God and spittle marks life itself.
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Central Africa
Catholic Anthropological Conference
M. Stan
AMM Hill Society
Father Stan
Kansas City Star
Science Service
Ambition Fulfilled at Twyford Tombstone Honor
George En of Twyford England finally realized his life goal at seventy by using sixty three years of savings to erect a mother’s memorial in the village churchyard. Enderby’s mother died when he was seven and he planned to save until he could fund the stone.
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Twyford
England
George Enderby
Enderby
City Boy Might Start Motor but Not a Horse
A city boy tries to start a horse on a residential curb using motor age lingo while the animal stands with idle, sleepy eyes. The scene contrasts rural livery phrases with modern gadgetry as onlookers witness the comic failure.
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Bill
New York Sun
Power loss in U S central stations reaches 15 percent
Census data show over 106 billion kilowatt hours generated in 1927 while the National Electric Light Association reports only about 89 billion kilowatt hours delivered to final consumers. This indicates substantial losses or theft between powerhouses and meters across the United States.
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United States
Bureau of the Census
Statistical Research Department
National Electric Light Association
Growing taller girl reflects changing era say New York director
The New York museum director notes today’s girls are taller, with the average fourteen year old as tall as her mother. He attributes this to the modern girl standing up for her rights, reflecting a shifting era.
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New York Museum
Atlanta Constitution
Clothing of Chinese Coolies Described in Pajama Like Dress
The dress of the Chinese coolies resembles pajamas with large straw hats. Women in the same class wear tunics with a high collar flaring at the hem, worn over skirts.
Balanced Ration Quip Sparks Dinner Table Debate
A witty exchange riffs on a balanced ration. One character jokes that a balanced diet could be as simple as peas on a knife, prompting amused reactions and a playful discussion about portion and practicality.
The Drawing Card Man Built a Better Mousetrap Stand
A man who created a superior mousetrap later opened a hot dog stand and died a millionaire, as Life reports. The tale notes savvy entrepreneurship led to wealth before his death.
How Did He Mean It Boss Mike Quip in Dialogue
A combative exchange features Boss-Mike vowing to make a present of a pig. Mike responds with wary humor, echoing a rustic, joking insult and signaling tension between the speakers.
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Mike
They Claim to Be Connected with Best Families
A quip about social pretensions in the era of modern communications notes that claims of elite connections are made by phone. It asserts that education of parents lags behind, and doubt grows with knowledge.
Pedestrians Wear Lights To Warn Drivers In London
In London pedestrians adopt wearable lights to signal their presence to motorists amid heavy traffic. A rear device combines an electric light and reflector on a luminous card worn on the back, suspended by a cord from the shoulders.
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London
Diverse small businesses for sale in Minnesota and surrounding towns
Auction-style listing detailing multiple businesses including NOTLES and MILLEMNERY categories, with furniture, hardware, and drugstore assets. Notes show rents from $25 to $4600, inventories from $1,100 to $60,000, and yearly receipts ranging up to $60,000 across groceries, garages, bakeries, and cafes.
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Notles
Colo
Gand
City
TOTEL
Miltanery
Main St
Enerifien
Good Town
Miv
Vaing CO
St. Paul
Minnesota
Californian Patents Rotating Teller Table for Bank Safety
A California inventor patents a rotating table enabling bank tellers to receive and deliver cash through a partition with reduced risk of theft or injury. The device allows controlled handoffs while maintaining separation between teller and customer during transactions.
Unconventional Woman Attends Conventions Mania
It is the unconventional woman who has a mania for attending conventions. The remark highlights a spirited preference for public gatherings and social engagement by a standout female figure.
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