The Swindled Shopper and the Christmas Turkeys
A buyer in town is duped by a smiling turkey seller who boasts of a perfect fowl. On Christmas Day the party discovers the bird is tough as leather, forcing them to abandon the home feast and seek turkey at a restaurant. The tale ends with a vow to punish the deceitful seller.
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Towl
Commodore Vanderbilt
Commodore
Christmas Comes to Mud Flat in Warm Return
A lonely woman and her child are sheltered by Mud Flat miners who raise a Christmas fund. A stranger, believed to be dead wife missing husband, returns to claim his family as the miners share gifts and witness a heartening reunion on Christmas Day in the remote camp.
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Andy McCorkle
Mud Flat
Bill Carter
Magnolia Saloon
Long Tom Rollins
Judge Gashwilder
Gashwilder
Papa
Denver
Magnolia
Ajax
Chaz
Rochester
N. Y
Nebuchadnezzar
Toronto
Noruiye
House of Correction
Uittlie
House of Commons
St. Louis
Arkansas Cyclone Trashes Barn and Home. Blacksmith Survives
Fort Smith Arkansas report recalls Mr Burr recounting a cyclone that crushed his house, killed a helper named Sylvester, and scattered tools, with his wife and sister-in-law injured. The storm carried livestock away and a flood of water followed, then subsided. The account notes widespread destruction and a perilous, dramatic scene.
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Fort Smith
Ark
Burr
Sylvester
Bully
No Danger From Giant Planets Perihelion, Scientist Says
Astronomer Richard Proctor answered questions about whether outer planets would reach perihelion in the next years and trigger catastrophe. He stated the 1882 to 1886 perihelion would not cause significant terrestrial disturbance and urged dismissing fears of major calamity.
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Richard Proctor
Night Owls in Rivalry Over Sleep Hours
Dialogue between Mr Smithers and an unnamed speaker highlights a clash over sleep schedules. Smithers defends late nights, claiming he stays up past midnight while others sleep, joking about waking with the sun.
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Smithers
The Immoderate Use of Tea in Medical View
W J Morton argues tea acts as a potent drug with a proper and improper dose. Moderate use stimulates mind and body without harm, while immoderate use causes headaches vertigo heat and flushing tremors nervousness sleeplessness exhaustion and heart and respiration changes. Prolonged excess leads to dyspepsia and reduced waste of tissue. Tea can mask its own adverse effects and reduce urine output.
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W. J. Morton
Journal of Nervous and Mental Diseases
Scorpion Death Noted From Self Deterrence Tale
In Luca Italy a visitor recalls scorpions invading homes and argues a light exposure method to provoke self destruction. People trapped the arachnid under a glass, then lit it to force a fatal sting as the creature dashed frantically before calm.
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Allen Thomson
Baths
Luca
Italy
Two Visits to Victor Hugo and Emerson’s Optimism
In Scribner's Monthly H H Boyesen recounts Victor Hugo praising Emerson as a strong cheerful voice amid crises. Hugo argues pessimists are narrow minded and that history shows steady advance, predicting the abolition of great evils in the twentieth century as civilization grows more complex.
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Scribner’s Monthly
H. H. Boyesen
Victor Hugo
Hugo
Africa
Emerson
Mr. Emerson
America
Ship of State
Look Into Your Cellars Warns of Hidden Health Hazards
Dr Foote's Monthly warns that neglected cellars breed disease through decaying vegetables damp air and malaria from cisterns. Without proper ventilation and furnace distribution poisonous gases can travel through walls floors and cracks, urging periodic inspection by household heads.
Armies of Europe overwhelm continent with war potential
The piece lists European national forces with totals for Russia France Germany Italy and Austro Hungary. It notes over 16 million soldiers ready for call and questions prosperity under such military weight. It closes by contrasting European strength to Jay Gould’s youthful appearance when met by strangers.
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Europe
Russia
France
Italy
Austro-Hungary
Farewell Poem From Milwaukee Writer
A lyrical farewell piece by K T M BD expresses love and loss with vivid imagery. The narrator pledges enduring affection though time and distance separate them. Milwaukee, Wis.
Quick Witty Snippets and Historic Anecdotes
A collage of humorous tidbits and old chestnuts sharing modern slang, oddities, and quick anecdotes. From Ajax seafaring lore to a Toronto corset workers strike and Commodore Vanderbilt chatting with a medium, the items span quirky phrases and pointed gags in lighthearted fashion.
Reminiscences of Summer and Odd Snippets of Life
A collage of nostalgic vignettes and humorous asides recalling summer days and trains. Memories include a vanished ulster, chocolate ice cream Burdette, a philadelphia paragraph about marriage, an ode to comfort red undershirts, and a Burlington Hawk-Eye observation on a young man’s travel fantasies.
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Mary
Philadelphia
Louis Limes
Ohio
Omaha
San Francisco
Japan
St. Petersburg
Burlington
Hawk-Eye
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