Cupid Defeated and the Eld Maid’s Rebuff
A repentant bachelor finds a hidden note in a stocking offering matrimony to a country belle. He replies and sends a kiss only to receive a reply from a forty year elder maid saying she has grown old and would not advertise. The misdirected romance ends in comic defeat.
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Cupid
Shock for the Lawyer
A city lawyer who advised a client to plead guilty after a strong case faced a startling moment in the jail cell. The prisoner asked the attorney to fetch a better lawyer, prompting the lawyer to recover and vow to argue the case for him.
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Philadelphia Press
Bible Transcribed by Monk in 16th Century Stuns Readers
The Congressional Library in Washington houses a Bible on parchment from the 16th century. Its German text features flawless letters and no blemish. Each chapter begins with an illuminated initial depicting a saint related to the chapter tale.
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Congressional Library
Washington
First Life Insurance Folly
The firal life insurance policy of which the details are on record result ed in a lawsult. William Gibbons insured himself on June 15 1583 for £383 against dying in twelve months. He died May 18 of the next year and the underwriters contested payment, claiming he had not lived twelve full months.
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First Life Insurance Folley
William Gibbons
Ore and fuel together only in Alabama
Scientific American notes that Pennsylvania accounts for more than half the nation’s iron but mines under 2 percent of ore. Ohio, second, mines under 1 percent. In both states ore is transported to the fuel, a policy common nationwide. Only Alabama finds ore and fuel together.
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Pennsylvania
United States
Ohio
Alabama
Scientific American
Sermon on covetousness sparks churchroom joke
A joke about covetousness during a sermon offends Brother Paeer. The Reverend K Moffatt Laightly overhears a wife remarking the audience paid no attention to the sermon, prompting a humorous exchange on the way home from church.
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Brother Paeer
Takes at His Word
Salvage of a domestic squabble turns into a light quip about valuing things only when paid for. Mrs Newly remarks on love and price, noting the irony of affection tied to cost while Mr Newly-defers to sentiment over cost.
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Mr. Newly
Witty Lines and Humorous Snippets Across Papers
A collage of jokes and quips from New York Sun Philadelphia Record Chicago Chronicle Brooklyn Life and more. The snippets feature wordplay family mischief courtroom humor and social banter from various dates and places through lighthearted exchanges and cartoons.
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New York Sun
Big
Philadelphia Record
Reuben Haybrick
Chicago Chronicle
Ella
Stella
Johnny
Cleveland Ledger
Leondon
Atlanta Constitution
Washington Star
Willie
Philadelphia Ledger
Ben
American Consul Halstead Contrasts Living Costs in England and U S
Halstead reports that his earlier claim living costs are not cheaper in England than in the United States was based on American welders in Birmingham. He asserts English workers cannot match American living standards and notes many Americans abroad accepted lower salaries, finding cost of living higher than expected.
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United States
Halstead
Birmingham
England
State Department
Great Britain
America
Curious Finds And Odd Fortunes From Everyday Life
A collection of astonishing anecdotes from 19th century readings. A Bearborough man found thirty eight pins in his breakfast egg while a Spitalfields gardener recovered a lost half crown inside a potato after a year. Other tales recount a newspaper found in a shark in Australia and a Milford Haven trawler netting a sealed packet tied to a missing will for Miss Macdonald.
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Bearborough
Bedford
Spitalfields Market
Smith
Australia
Milford Haven
Carlingford Lough
Prairie dog migration and Texas Red River crossing tale
Kansas City Journal recounts Matt Dubr describing a July 1874 prairie dog migration from Oklahoma to southwestern Texas. He notes millions swarming Red River waters, disrupting cattle thirst, and the long trek toward the staked plains. He cites other eccentric cyclones and a tale of naked chickens associated with a Stillwater to Cornell Creek event.
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Oklahoma
Texas
Matt Dubr
Red River
Stillwater
Cornell Creek
L. Curry
Pawnee City
Kansas City Journal
Muscles under tension cause greatest fatigue say scientists
The Revue Scientifique argues fatigue focuses on muscles under tension rather than those in use and urges varying work patterns. It cites bakers, blacksmiths, soldiers, and rowers who fatigue in backs, necks, legs, and feet after prolonged effort, urging change of contraction habits.
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Revue Scientifique
S.S S
THE
Swift Specific CO
Atlanta
Experiment of living in the country dialogue
Mrs Upmore-How and Mrs Hyems discuss country life. They note higher costs for city-supplied butter and vegetables but less need to entertain. The exchange reflects practical adjustments and attitudes toward rural living.
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Upmore
Hyems
Time and Books Read With Care for Mind Impressions
Reading builds thoughts and mental images while rushing wastes time. Young photographers know under exposed plates and readers must slow to form impressions. If you read too fast aloud or skim you miss meaning and mental pictures. Mothers are advised to use Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup during teething.
Gracious tale of a Russian girl refusing to wash kimonos
A lady laments servant girl problems and her husband asks what is wrong. She explains the Russian girl she hired refuses to wash kimonos because they are Japanese. The ad promotes Piso’s Cure as a fifty year old medicine, available from druggists.
An Unkind Cut in Newpop Household
Dialog shows Newpop sings to a baby who quiets at the sound. Mrs Newpop suggests the baby is puzzled by the noise. The exchange hints at household dynamics and a humorous tone.
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Newpop
Hall's Catarrh Cure and Firm Oath in Toledo Ad
Deas CO Frank J. Cuexxy sworn as senior partner of F. J. Cumrey & C. in Toledo Ohio promising one hundred dollars for each case cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Notary W. Gleabon records oath dated December 6. Product claims include Hall's Catarrh Cure taken internally and Hall's Family Pills as best.
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Deas CO
Frank J. Cuexxy
F. J. Cumrey & C
eCity
Toledo
Coun- Sasrina
Rank J. Ceney
W. Gleabon
Notary Public
Hall
Cheney & CO
Not Quite Satisfactory Hicks-I understand that you have had a telephone
Hicks explains a telephone in the house proves convenient for Mrs Wicks but she does not like it as much as expected. He notes she must listen half the time during use. Somerville Journal
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Chicago Journal
Hicks
Somerville Journal
Philadelphia Press
Hiram
Papa
Amiss Pechis
Kennebec Journal
Chicago Tribune
Spiggets
Feller
Matrimonial Biiss Ex Claimed Angered Husband Remarks
A contentious exchange unfolds between a husband and wife over a marital dispute. The husband accuses the partner of folly while the other half remains calm, insisting she would not lie by denying the accusation.
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