Paine's Celery Compound Aids Farm Families In Winter Prep
After harvest toil many farmers and families face biliousness rheumatism and dyspepsia. Paine's Celery Compound is advertised to restore strength, tone the stomach, purify blood, feed weak nerves, and banish neuralgic pain for winter resilience.
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Borrowed Plumes and Borrowed Clothes in Vanity’s Grip
A feature on women in cities who dress in borrowed garments sent on approval. Wealthy customers rent hats, wraps, jewelry, and gowns for events then return them, often evading payment. Clerks note friction with stores and fear of losing loyal clients, while society circles keep borrowing hidden.
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Mimwell
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Washington
Birds and beasts spill from a fanciful ledger in St. Louis Republic
The fragmentary column lists various creatures such as a ferret native to Tailia, a sugar cane rat, a fruit fat fox, and a starling, interwoven with odd dialogue about medicine and a comic mood. The text shifts through odd phrases and misprints, resembling a humorous clipping from a 19th century issue.
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Havre
Animals and Alcohol Satirical Observations
The piece notes animals yield to rum, especially elephants horses cows and swine while poultry turkeys drink till they sleep and recover later. A cameo features a sad shoemaker in a quip about borrowing trouble and other things, with brief dialogue on fate and irony.
Dinwit Humor and Harsh Wit Crosses Paths
A fragmented humorous exchange notes Dinwit-Say and Dinwit-Continued in a satirical tone, likening backbones to serial stories. It quips that no man admits a mistake as quickly as when he places a lit cigar end in his mouth, delivering a sharp, cynical gag.
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Harvard Lampoon
Knowing Fire Horses How They Learn to Start
A seventeenth century style anecdote on fire horses, focusing on Silver the intelligent team horse. The piece describes how Silver anticipates orders, reacts instantly to signals, and moves from stall to rigging with eagerness. It notes the impressive power and speed of a sixty foot truck and the coordinated effort of Silver and his team under expert handling.
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Silver
Mouinit
The Arabian Horse Sale in Souvenirs d'un Voyage
In Spall and Lascaris tale within Souvenirs d un Voyage an English purchaser attempts to buy a prized Arabian horse. After lavish bargaining totalling vast sums the animal rears and runs away as the Arab laments that money cannot replace his only friend, leaving the Englishman to depart empty handed.
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Arabia
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Aphorisms and morals in a puzzled antique verse
A garbled pastiche of aphorisms and moral maxims appears in a fractured text. It weaves references to advice, contentment, virtue, civility, and personal force, with scattered names such as Hutchinson and Whitman, amid misspelled lines and stray phrases.
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Hursielves
Hutchinson
Caluniy
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This Side Up With Care Marks Belief About Hearts
A child recalls phrases from boxes carried by her father and questions about how messages like This side up with care relate to people. She imagines signs on their bodies and learns from her mother that truthfulness matters, reflecting on trust and care in family life.
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Mumma
Carey
Papa
Fragmentary tale from a mine description and fishing scene
A partial text presents a scene with a figure named Murad discussing mining and criticism of child labor. The passage describes a harsh top and a caretaker figure guiding children. The dialogue questions what is needed most for fishing, answered with a shout of bait.
Echoes of a Lost Memory in a Paris Street
A fragment from a New York Press piece recalls a distracted mother near an elevated Paris road who mistakes a street urchin’s prank for news of her child, then dismisses the idea as folly. The slice echoes reflections on Puget Sound’s harbor depth and rippling sea tides.
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Pots Purse. Why is journal Ist the funniest creature in the world
A group of six men in a village inn challenge each other with a puzzle. Pat declares the joke is that the tale comes out of its head, a playful remark after hours of failed attempts.
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Pat
Willie and His Ronten Reads Verse at Sunday School
In a Philadelphia Telegraph item a boy named Willie retorts to a teacher over biblical language. He cites the text about Joseph’s coat and claims it uses “kid” instead of “boy” to suit talking about little boys.
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Philadelphia Telegraph
Streetcar Safety Debate Sparks 5 Cent Price remark
Quote from superintendent and president discusses car safety after a street incident as the Chicago Post notes the idea that safety costs five cents. Mr Meekton denies danger of Europe dominating America while noting European marriages to Americans.
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Not Without Reason and Other Quips Cited
A Geoa Pull comments on Swift and champagne earnings with a joke about a rich uncle and a cork leg. The Boston Transcript and Boston Christian Register are quoted. The Hartford Post notes local opportunities for beautifying surroundings.
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Boston Transcript
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