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Newspaper

New Oxford Item

Location

New Oxford, Pennsylvania, United States of America

Date

Jun 01, 1916

Page

10

Felt Sorry for the Apostle in Salonski Talk

Lancashire woman Mrs. Pedger recounts a neighborly exchange about Saloniki and Thessalonians. She jokes that if the apostle Paul wrote there she may have sent parcels that never arrived, reflecting a humorous wartime misread of letters and delivery delays.

London Mail

Cuticura soap and ointment advertised as skin relief

The ad promotes Cuticura Soap and Ointment for rashes eczema pimples dandruff and sore hands claiming rapid relief and possible complete healing with a free sample by mail. It includes a mail address in Boston and mentions a free booklet. The text also contains a humorous dialogue about paying a maid in a separate note.

Calicura Dept. Ly Boston Adv

The Knocker and the Crying Baby Sleepers

A wry exchange about Tompkins who has seen the world and now seeks wealth by tackling every challenge. The line compares making a million dollars to soothing a crying baby, highlighting persistence and practical grit.

Practical Joke Payback in Bishopsville Mystery

Doctor Haynes is unmasked as a former New York eye surgeon who fled scandal, only to be forgiven when banker Parsons discovers the truth was a cruel joke played by hospitals. Gladys and Haynes are reconciled as the banker's family forgives him and the couple embrace.

Doctor Haynes Bishopsville Lfe Mary Parsons Mary Gladys Haynes Mr. Parsons Pennsylvania New York Wang Vente Ak Ture

Stranger in Indiana Church Incites Board Meeting

An Indiana village church hosts a visitor who joins a church meeting after hearing a long sermon. The minister invites the crowd to the front, thinking the man seeks an audience, but the visitor reveals he came for the board. He quips about being more bored than anyone there.

Indiana Christian Herald

Mrs White Ducks Dinner Party Delights Fashion Ducks

Daddy recalls Mrs White Duck hosting a dinner party for Ferries and stylish ducks. The table used pond lily leaves and moss, with lily pad stools and cherry blossom decorations. Fairies sang, the Fairy Queen danced, and Mrs Peacock’s train sparked envy as fashion leaders watched.

Daddy White Duck

Umbrellastan: the place for umbrellas joke

In a classroom routine Johnny Snags replies with a punning example Umbrellastan the place for umbrellas as the schoolmaster explores word roots. The anecdote reflects a playful schoolyard moment cited from Tit-Bits.

Afghanistan Johnny Snagegs Jean

Little Thinking Machine

Dorothy asks if her mother has a little sewing machine under her hair, recalling the phrase her mother used to describe her busy mind and turning it into a playful question.

Dorothy

Health for sick Women in need of hope

A collection of letters from women praising Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for relief from displacement, fatigue, and related ailments. Testimonials cite improved health after use, with urging others to seek confidential advice from the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. influenced by Midwest and Massachusetts addresses.

North Crandon Wis Lydia E. Pinkham Pinkham Maya Aspaca Lawton Okla Lydia KE. Pinkham A. L. McCasuano Oklo Massachusetts Roxbury Mass Lydia EB. Pinkham M. Orevon Saynes Park

Study of Dietetics and Logic Cited in Odd Text

Fragmentary lines mention a New Science of Diet Dietetics and a logical result. The text shows garbled phrases such as advising to ask a parent, references to 02 ng and ethereal wording, indicating a damaged or misread historical page without clear events or names.

Cousi Maude

Frrrs Epilepsy Medicine Jest and Thimble History

Fragmented OCR notes describe a long running joke about epilepsy medicine and a Bush Company product. Mentions Red Bank New Jersey and women’s thimbles as an era detail. Contains garbled phrases and unclear dates or events.

Br Kune

A Famous Physician's Wonderful Discovery Untested Claims

A fragmented medical advert claims a physician discovered a cure for urinary and inflammatory issues. It touts vitally named products, including Amurie TM, and appeals to readers to visit drug stores or contact a Dr Preree We for a trial. The text mixes medical jargon with sensational promises.

Kineysae Ness Wes Preree

Hair Worn by Husband Splits Detroit Couple

A Detroit wife leaves her husband over his wig with onlookers mocking the bald ex. Her Love Hung on a Hair and a chorus of voices echo the wife’s sentiment while the husband keeps quiet.

Detroit

The Case Details from a Curious Medical Dialogue

A quotation rich excerpt discusses a doctor examining a patient with a ball in the shoulder, noting an encysted condition. The dialogue satirically contrasts medical belief with a remark about collecting marriage certificates by a speaker named Twan.

Furgeon Twan

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