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Newspaper

New Harmony Register

Location

New Harmony, Indiana, United States of America

Date

Dec 16, 1881

Page

3

Major Max and the Hot Stream Fishing Tale

Fragments tell how Major Max recalls a Virginia City fishing trip with Hank Smith and Sam Jones, where a hot stream provided comic misadventure. The tale includes Piute campoodies, a naked Indian boy, a tin dinner-pail of fish chowder, and a misdirected catch that turned into a humorous lesson about hot mine water. Mrs. Max and the alligator add color to the yarn, with a final note on St Jacobs Oil curing neuralgia.

Max Virginia City International Hotel Hank Smith Sam Jones Hank Sam Comstock Savage Shaft Jones Smith May Landea Mrs. May

Carrying His Skeleton Outside in a Tortoise Preview

A Saturday preview discusses the tortoise’s external skeleton, noting the shell’s shieldlike armor, its internal organs packed inside the bony box, and how this adaptation deters some foes yet risks pawing by predators like a panther. It ponders practical drawbacks and humorous wordplay on the creature’s armor.

Alligator Reformation Tale From Camden Starts With Jamaica Ginger

A Camden New Jersey owner recounts an unusual reform of a pet alligator addicted to alcohol. The animal moved from port wine to whisky and brandy, with Jamaica ginger used to curb the habit, described as a costly experiment that began with a trickle of wine.

Camden N. J Jamaica

Court Shocks Austin as Mother Attacks Boy Aloud

A strapping colored woman faced an Austin justice for beating her boy described as a saddle imp. The courtroom erupted in noise until the judge threatened order, fining a spectator for saying hardly ever as the scene turned chaotic. the piece ends with an unrelated testimonial to Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription from Indianapolis.

Austin Jedge Zexcas

Why Do Drunkards Seek The Railroad Track For Sleep

A Rochester or Buffalo printed inquiry describes why inebriates seek railroad tracks to nap, noting the cold rail soothes the back of the neck and the ties for rest. It claims drunken sleepers often beat trains in timing, and urges readers to request a large medical treatise from the Worin's Dispensary Medical Association of Buffalo.

Tophet Worin

Why We Die Early Health Advice Satire

A quirky column blames early deaths on indoor living and poor lifestyle. It mocks excessive house confinement, hot baths, and rigid health regimens while promoting Dr Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets as a cure and satire of medical quackery.

Dr. Pierce

Public School Discipline Prompted by Triune Opinion

The New York Tribune cautions against excessive military drilling in public schools. It condemns rigid, torturous routines that stifle tired or restless children and argues for moderate freedom of movement. A skilled, passionate teacher should guide rather than rigidly constrain.

New York Tribune

Is It Possible That Hop Bitters Work Wonders

An inquiry wonders if simple plants like hops, buchu, mandrake, and dandelion can produce vast cures as Hop Bitters claims. The piece notes universal testimony from rich and poor alike, pastors and doctors, lawyers and editors. It also mentions proper echo distance measurements: one syllable echoes require sixty feet. multiple echoes need over one hundred feet.

Peculiar Italian Food Prejudices and Odd Pairings

A fragment notes Italian tastes with quirks about blackberries watermelons and tomatoes rarely gracing tables. It recalls a domestic scene with a Signor, a stray memory of asking for raw tomatoes, and odd pairings like cottage cheese with ground coffee and fresh figs with fried ham. An advertising line touts Dr Buil’s Cough Syrup as a reliable remedy sold for 25 cents.

Italy Signor Cean Florence Jetter Dr. Buil

The Cause of Earthquakes by Dr K Von Fritsch

Dr K Von Fritsch of Halle discusses earthquakes in the Berlin Geographic Society notices. He argues the cause lies at shallow depths and that feeble forces can produce wide effects. He cites Krupp hammer and Leimbach dynamite events to illustrate how small stresses trigger rock oscillations and crevice formation leading to various seismic phenomena.

K. von Fritsch Halle Berlin Geographical Society Krupp Leimbach Helle Merseberg Dr. Fritsch

Renowned Director Claims Cure For Kidney Disease

In a Boston office interview Mr B F Larabee of the New York and Boston Dispatch Express Company recounts a year ago suffering Bright's Disease diagnosed as incurable by doctors. He describes severe bloating heart pain and breathing difficulty. After using Warner Safe Kidney and Liver Cure he reports a complete recovery.

Boston New York and Boston Dispatch Express Company B. F. Larabee Bright Warner

Imitation Diamonds in Society and Fashion

The article discusses imitation diamonds as high quality substitutes valued by many. It notes that fashionable women often wear artificial stones, sometimes liquidating real diamonds to fund such pieces, and that travelers and actresses use paste and jewel imitations for practical use. It recalls a medieval law against missetting true stones and fake stones.

Professor Hannay Madame Grand Dame

How to Get Well with Three Words

A self help line advocates Take Hop Bitters as the answer to ill health. The column urges overindulgence and lack of rest, then promises relief through a advertised remedy. The tone mirrors period promotional writing.

Another Love Tragedy and a Window Sash Price

Wry urban fragment reports a jealous scene ending with a flower-pot smash in a window and a discussion with Mr. McAnery about the cost of a new sash. Two years later Violet Mc Anery marries a cart owner while her heart remains desolate. A Marymanp note cites St Jacobs Oil for rheumatism and a New Jersey prayer meeting echoes mortality. A mother’s weakness linked to children’s strength is urged with Lydia E Pinkham’s remedy.

Adelbert Sam Mr. McAnery Violet McAnery Chicago Tribune Salem Mass Rheumatism

Practical Arithmetic and Enterprising People

An Austin schoolteacher notes limits in arithmetic adding a sheep to a cow while a boy, son of a milkman, claims mixing milk and water yields two quarts of milk. The piece cites a Massachusetts town producing 27000 baby carriages last year but unable to fill orders, and mentions physicians using Kidney-Wort in reggie practice with strong praise.

Austin Austin Avenue Massachusetts

The Peril of Quick Wealth Through Speculation

A Lewisville Commercial piece warns of the lure of sudden riches through speculation. It cites Henry B. White of Boston who embezzled 15000 from a shoe insurer after gambling losses. The essay argues gambling destroys integrity, health, and ambition, urging steadiness in honest work over risky ventures.

Boston Henry B. White New England Shoe and Leather Insurance Company White Lewisville Commercial

Replant the Trees and Patent Remedies Across the Page

A jumble of old advertisements extols tree planting to prevent land desolation as in Palestine. The page hawks various tonics, teething syrups, and patent medicines including Winchell’s Teething Syrup and Aimessix’s Perroxizep Beer Tortie, with claims of cures for dyspepsia, headaches, and liver issues, plus carbolic salves and hair restorers.

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