The Keeley Cure Skepticism and Other Notes
A miscellany notes saloonkeepers doubt the Keeley cure and a humorous fiction as The Lowest Lawyer. It mentions overexertion in a Philadelphia rope skipping contest causing two deaths and comments on Washington society. A French officer invents a vitriol throwing rifle and remarks on safety hazards.
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Philadelphia
Emperor William and Bismarck Brandy Controversy
The passage ponders whether Emperor William is a victim of self conceit or bears the burden of great potations once associated with Bis marck, framing a moral question about excess and leadership.
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Emperor William
Bismarck
Speculators Seek Indemnity From Chili Over Republic Claim
The passage notes speculative lawyers pressing for indemnity on behalf of victims, suggesting Chili would need to move out and issue a quitclaim deed of the Republic to satisfy the large claims.
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Chili
Republic
New York Gossip Box Sparks Debate On Law And Wealth
A current news film estimates the funeral expenses of the country as the piece threads through Darrow rackets and Seafishery talks. Juxtapositions include Derew on brain food and a Paterson man thwarting a poker game, plus foreign nobility and the Hopkins Searles settlement.
Funeral costs and economy in a yearly frame
The text argues that paying 75 million a year for funerals seems costly but living another year is costlier. It suggests avoiding extravagance could cut funeral expenses by about two thirds, presenting economy by reducing ongoing costs.
Chicago Doctor Threats and Family Violence Call for Restraint
A Chicago doctor, Dr. H. M. Scopper, who allegedly killed his mother-in-law, faces calls for confinement whether sane or insane. He is said to have brutalized his feeble father during an attempted console visit, while carrying a message from the young man's wife.
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H. M. Scopper
Chicago
Vegetarians Seek Leather Substitutes in Daily Goods
Vegans plan substitutes for leather with boots made without animal products by Mr Gottschling. They urge committees to assess hygienic, animal free footwear and consider replacements for kid gloves bone knife handles fiddle strings glue and other common items.
Slow Progress of Women in Traditionally Male Roles
Slowly but surely a woman is invading the realm once sacred to men. Chicago has a woman bridge-tender who performs her duty as faithfully as Horatius at the bridge. The piece likens her courage to heroic verse and notes her Western blue type among card references.
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Hopkins- Searles
Timothy Hogan Hopkins
Mark Hopkins-Searles
Chicago
Horatius
Porsena
Clusium
Tarquin
Mercy tempered justice in local break in case and stage notes
A desperate young man breaks into a clergyman’s house but leaves without theft after his wife and children faced starvation. The family and clergyman obtain lenient treatment and gentle advice. The item also surveys plays by Lill Nye and Hoyt, and discusses legal oddities around counterfeiting disks and tobacco smoke rulings in New Hampshire.
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Brooklyn
New Hampshire
Supreme Court
Joaquin Miller
If We Had Things Our Way Says Yankee Blade
A humorous take on desires for simple fixes and ideal voices. The speaker rails at pretension and excuses, imagining preachers, lawyers, and drinkers aligned with common sense. The refrain laments slow progress and the gap between wishful thinking and hard work.
The Faquir Curse Shorn Mustache Trumps Flirtation
In Omaha a lively house party watches a hooping fakir from India entertain guests. Frank’s masquerade prank triggers a barber-shop heist that leaves his mustache mysteriously severed while Gertrude’s flirtatious schemes threaten social balance and a sudden confession from the schemer.
Faquir's Curse Unfolds In Household Jest
In a tale from Wuayverley Magazine, Frank plans a prank with a fakir scare that misleads Idalia Genevieve and Gertrude. Gertrude identifies a vagabond quarry man as the imposter, disguising a trap with a gold dollar in a brass dish. The plan collapses when the duo learns the truth and Mrs. Richardson reacts with horror at the access given to a vagabond.
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Genevieve Percy
Frank
Gertrude
Edna
Rank
India
Idalia
Genevieve
Mme
Herald
Motherkin
Richardson
Omaha
Flanscom Park
Virginia
Richardsons
Mrs. Richardson
Gertrude Louis
Idalia Reed
Musee
Thalia
Louis
the Bruce
Johnny
Ritchie
Ife
Curio Hall
Rhem
Dysain Iollow
Affectionate Dog Seeks Old Home After Marriage
A dog loyal to his former master refuses reconciliation after the owner marries and moves with his wife. The pet drags his bed to the old home, then refuses to return, illustrating a dog’s jealous, philosophical steadfastness. Also recounted are Holmes lecture terms and a landlady’s reminiscences about his reluctance to travel for speaking engagements.
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London Spectator
Jack
Ophia
Joe
Esquimaux Fair Trades Reindeer Skins For Pelts
The Esquimaux trade reindeer skins for seal oi and walrus oil with Siberian Chuckbees at a summer fair on Kotzebue Sound near Behring Strait. Much dancing feasting and trading occur with Carter handling exchanges. Wives are bought at the fair sometimes, with prices quoted around ten dollars.
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Esquimaux
Kotzebue Sound
Behring Strait
Carter
The Plea of Insany Versus Harsh Treatments for Constipation
The text condemns using drastic mineral laxatives like mercury for constipation and praises Hostetter's stomach Bitters as a safe regulator. It asserts the remedy does not gripe, concuss, or loosen bowels and claims it can aid stomach weakness, liver disorders, rheumatism neuralgia insomnia appetite loss malaria debility and kidney complaints.
Building Superstitions From Sacred Blood Sacrifices
A historical note tracing building superstitions to blood sacrifices at completion. It describes foundation rites from pagan times and how Christian builders preserved the bloody sign in mortar with offerings of dogs, pigs, wolves, black cocks, or goats, sometimes using a malefactor's blood to heighten the ceremony.
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St. Louis Republic
Hall's Catarrh Cure Adopted for Cured Cases Reward
Frank J. Cheney of Cheney & Co asserts in Toledo that the firm will pay $100 for every case of catarrh that cannot be cured with Hall's Catarrh Cure. The sworn statement dated December 6, 1886, notes the product is taken internally and acts on blood and mucous surfaces. Sold by druggists for 75 cents.
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Onro
Toledo
Lucas County
Frank J. Cheney
F.J. Cheney & Co
Haun
A. W. Gleason
Notary Public
Hall
F. J. Cheney & CO
Stern Justice Triumphs Over Larceny Ring
Officers Kubitzke and Tomaszesky of the Thirty second Precinct arrested Katie Muikowski Paulina Wolleski Adam Potaski John Keskie John Venner and Luke Kulas on larceny and receiving stolen goods charges. Justice Severson fined Potuski and Keskie $100 each and held Mulkowski Wolleski Kulas and Venner in $700 bonds.
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Stern Justice
Katie Muikowski
Paulina Wolleski
Adam Potaski
John Keskie
John Venner
Luke Kulas
Kubitzke
Tomaszesky
Severson
Potuski
Keskie
Mulkowski
Wolleski
Kulas and Venner
Chicago Tribune
The Only One Ever Printed Word Hunt Ad
A 3-inch display ad from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co promises a single unique word in each weekly issue and offers BOOKS lithographs or samples in exchange for the word. The note adds a quotation about a yellow jacket nest disrupting worship and mentions a Georgia woman’s gray hair turning jet black. Bradyerotine is advertised as a cure-all head ache remedy.
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Dr. Harter Medicine Co
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