Odd Answers to Teachers Questions From Washington Students
A Washington public school final exam in a third grade class produced humorous responses. Students misidentified races as car and sport events and gave quirky definitions of organs and the spinal cord. One child suggested treating poison by keeping it out of reach.
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Byashington
Washington Public Schools
Growth of Rural Free Delivery Expands Mail Service
Rural Free Delivery in the United States handles nearly 3,000,000 letters and parcels yearly across all states and territories. About 41,000 carriers cover routes daily while the system costs the nation 36 million dollars annually in salaries and operations.
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United States
Maine
Alaska
Washington
Department of Rural Free Delivery
Washington Celebrates Quiet Fourth With Safe and Sane Style
The national capital held a restrained Fourth of July with a reading of the Declaration of Independence in front of city buildings. A megaphone clash interrupted the ceremony as baseball scores and crowd chatter surged, ending with Boston defeating Washington in a drawn out display.
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Ashington
National
Union
Washington
Boston Red Sox
Nationals
Washington Post
Washington Times
Milan
Lelivelt
Elberfeld
Did not Climb Mountains Burton Sparks European Inquiry
Vice Senator Burton deployed congressional investigators abroad to Europe. in Switzerland he avoided mountain climbs while a local guide mocked his climbing skill. Maryland Rep J Harry Covington touted Eastern Shore gourmands and Joe Nicholson of Talbot County as notable locals, while a poem ends with Ned's fishing prayer.
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Burton
European Waterways
Switzerland
Boniface
Zee
J. Harry Covington
Maryland
America
Mr. Covington
Joe Nicholson
Talbott County
Joe
Old Joe
Dairy Cows Demand Sparks Colorado Breeding Strategy
Expert J E Payne argues high dairy cow prices limit imports and favor using strong dairy bred bulls to upgrade local range cows. He says breeding could boost Colorado dairy herds, reduce disease risk, and enable eventual dairy exports to eastern cities when cheap feed and selective mating improve milch cattle profitability.
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J. E. Payne
Colorado Agricultural College
Colorado
Connecticut
Repartee Ends in Disaster at Lunchroom Table
A young man with an iron cheek and Belinda the waitress clash over jokes in a quick lunchroom. A dish tilts sending oatmeal showering the bold caller as the exchange ends in a comic disaster.
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Freeh Young -Man
Belinda
Sonny
Frate Man Demands Timepiece Repairs in Jewelry Store
A frustrated customer bursts into a jewelry shop claiming a watch he bought last week for $2 in cash fails to keep time. The jeweler remains calm and quips that a charm also may not work, implying no promise of perfect accuracy.
Wisconsin Nursery Law Aims to Shield Growers
A 1909 Wisconsin nursery law would curb sales of uninspected stock and require certificates for growers and licenses for agents. Inspectors will tag shipments to ensure diseased or infested plants are not sold, with fees set at 10 dollars for growers and one dollar for agents. Interested parties should contact the state nursery inspector in Madison.
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Wisconsin
J. G. Sanders
College of Agriculture
University of Wisconsin
Agricultural Experiment Station
Madison
Desperation in town over newspaper head
Subscribers to Turgler's Weekly held a meeting and unanimously offered to pay $500 to stop the publication. The exchange shows growing frustration with the paper's presence and leadership.
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Worthington
Turgler
Sordid Philosophy Maude and Jeannette in Social Drama
Friends comment on Maude and Jeannette marriage as a social disappointment. Clara’s marriage is judged as beneath their circle, while Maude’s union proves to be happier than predicted by some and less dramatic than expected by others.
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Maude
Jeannette
Clara
Lack of Courage and a Parrot Quest in Miscellany
Comic snippets feature Bashfull Browne offering $650 for Miss Holmers, Brassy Benson resisting. Mrs Housekeep questions old rubber shoes for hungry arctic explorers. Miss Oldham seeks a non-swearing parrot from a bird store, dealer unable to oblige. Washington Herald quotes about literary inspiration from an advertising notice.
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Bashfull Browne
Miss Oldham
Bird ‘Store
Washington Herald
Caution on Livestock Health and Medication Use
Do not constantly drug livestock with medicines for perceived health issues. Have a veterinarian prescribe and supervise all medicines. Overuse of diuretic condition powders can train kidneys to rely on stimulants, causing sluggish kidneys when treatment stops and worsening the animal’s condition.
Pruning Trees and Alpine Pride in Public Discourse
The piece contrasts Swiss pride in the Alps with economic use of the landscape. It argues mistakes yesterday teach today, and stresses that pruning trees requires understanding purpose and method to avoid harm.
Sand and grit for ducks and ducklings
The article argues ducks and geese do not need grit as large as hens. They gain sand from creek bottoms while foraging. Ducklings should have access to ample sand to substitute grit. Some raisers mix sand into feed for young ducks.
Mrs Newed Orders Steak By the Pound
A shopper requests several yards of steak but is informed since the month began meat is sold only by the pound. She specifies rare steak to suit her husband’s preference. An aside references eye remedy advertising.
Worke Both Ways
The piece features a narrator who claims the clarinet is the hardest instrument to play while an implied listener counters that listening to it may be the harder task. The exchange highlights humor about musical judgment and performance.
In The Grand Stand of a Teething Ballpark
In the Grand Stand the crowd jokes about a pitcher with a glass arm while a companion jokes about mothers using Mrs Winslow s Soothing Syrup for teething children, reflecting comedic chatter and era advertising tone.
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Mrs. Winslow
Prisoner Reassessed for Trades by Warden
An inmate announces he is an aerogiane chauffeur as the warden explains the rule to assign prisoners to trades matching their familiarity, noting no exception in the case. The exchange reveals the inmate’s claimed occupation and the warden's rigid policy.
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Sis
Amending the Game Laws and the Screech Singing Neighbor
A humorous snippet portrays a man reacting as his neighbor Miss Screech sings at an open window. The exchange highlights tensions over open windows and sounds in a neighborhood.
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Miss Screech
Schreech
What is a totem pole in local slang
A quick witticism defines a totem pole as the rail or pole on which an objectionable citizen is ridden or toted out of the community. The quip frames a social sanction in playful terms.
Meneteny Abt Vogler Scene With Choir Boys
A humorous exchange where Abt Vogler questions choir boys about stuffing organ pipes with cotton. The boys respond in unison that it is to relieve the awful Te Deum.
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Meneteny
Choir Boys
Yale Record
Harvest Month Cites Pest Control for Turkeys
Old farming note warns that young turkeys need grasshopper and bug shaped feed during the big harvest month. It cautions black squash bugs work in June and July and advises hand picking after daylight as the only safe method to outwit them.
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