Try 7 days of FREE access to billions of articles

Start Free Trial

Myrtle Point Enterprise in Myrtle Point, Oregon

We have 1,612,739 pages in Oregon

View this page and access billions of articles with a 7-day free trial.

Start Free Trial

This is just the beginning! Our collection holds over 300 years of history, including rare newspapers, obituaries, marriage records, birth records, and so much more—most of which you won’t find anywhere else!

Start Free Trial

Cancel anytime, risk free

Not what you were looking for? Search our billions of articles

Advanced Search

Articles on This Page

This newspaper page contains 22 articles. Subscribers can read the full text of each article.

Newspaper

Myrtle Point Enterprise

Location

Myrtle Point, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Oct 07, 1910

Page

6

Odd Answers to Teachers Questions From Washington Students

A Washington public school final exam in a third grade class produced humorous responses. Students misidentified races as car and sport events and gave quirky definitions of organs and the spinal cord. One child suggested treating poison by keeping it out of reach.

Byashington Washington Public Schools

Growth of Rural Free Delivery Expands Mail Service

Rural Free Delivery in the United States handles nearly 3,000,000 letters and parcels yearly across all states and territories. About 41,000 carriers cover routes daily while the system costs the nation 36 million dollars annually in salaries and operations.

United States Maine Alaska Washington Department of Rural Free Delivery

Washington Celebrates Quiet Fourth With Safe and Sane Style

The national capital held a restrained Fourth of July with a reading of the Declaration of Independence in front of city buildings. A megaphone clash interrupted the ceremony as baseball scores and crowd chatter surged, ending with Boston defeating Washington in a drawn out display.

Ashington National Union Washington Boston Red Sox Nationals Washington Post Washington Times Milan Lelivelt Elberfeld

Did not Climb Mountains Burton Sparks European Inquiry

Vice Senator Burton deployed congressional investigators abroad to Europe. in Switzerland he avoided mountain climbs while a local guide mocked his climbing skill. Maryland Rep J Harry Covington touted Eastern Shore gourmands and Joe Nicholson of Talbot County as notable locals, while a poem ends with Ned's fishing prayer.

Burton European Waterways Switzerland Boniface Zee J. Harry Covington Maryland America Mr. Covington Joe Nicholson Talbott County Joe Old Joe

Dairy Cows Demand Sparks Colorado Breeding Strategy

Expert J E Payne argues high dairy cow prices limit imports and favor using strong dairy bred bulls to upgrade local range cows. He says breeding could boost Colorado dairy herds, reduce disease risk, and enable eventual dairy exports to eastern cities when cheap feed and selective mating improve milch cattle profitability.

J. E. Payne Colorado Agricultural College Colorado Connecticut

Repartee Ends in Disaster at Lunchroom Table

A young man with an iron cheek and Belinda the waitress clash over jokes in a quick lunchroom. A dish tilts sending oatmeal showering the bold caller as the exchange ends in a comic disaster.

Freeh Young -Man Belinda Sonny

Frate Man Demands Timepiece Repairs in Jewelry Store

A frustrated customer bursts into a jewelry shop claiming a watch he bought last week for $2 in cash fails to keep time. The jeweler remains calm and quips that a charm also may not work, implying no promise of perfect accuracy.

Wisconsin Nursery Law Aims to Shield Growers

A 1909 Wisconsin nursery law would curb sales of uninspected stock and require certificates for growers and licenses for agents. Inspectors will tag shipments to ensure diseased or infested plants are not sold, with fees set at 10 dollars for growers and one dollar for agents. Interested parties should contact the state nursery inspector in Madison.

Wisconsin J. G. Sanders College of Agriculture University of Wisconsin Agricultural Experiment Station Madison

Desperation in town over newspaper head

Subscribers to Turgler's Weekly held a meeting and unanimously offered to pay $500 to stop the publication. The exchange shows growing frustration with the paper's presence and leadership.

Worthington Turgler

Sordid Philosophy Maude and Jeannette in Social Drama

Friends comment on Maude and Jeannette marriage as a social disappointment. Clara’s marriage is judged as beneath their circle, while Maude’s union proves to be happier than predicted by some and less dramatic than expected by others.

Maude Jeannette Clara

Lack of Courage and a Parrot Quest in Miscellany

Comic snippets feature Bashfull Browne offering $650 for Miss Holmers, Brassy Benson resisting. Mrs Housekeep questions old rubber shoes for hungry arctic explorers. Miss Oldham seeks a non-swearing parrot from a bird store, dealer unable to oblige. Washington Herald quotes about literary inspiration from an advertising notice.

Bashfull Browne Miss Oldham Bird ‘Store Washington Herald

Caution on Livestock Health and Medication Use

Do not constantly drug livestock with medicines for perceived health issues. Have a veterinarian prescribe and supervise all medicines. Overuse of diuretic condition powders can train kidneys to rely on stimulants, causing sluggish kidneys when treatment stops and worsening the animal’s condition.

Pruning Trees and Alpine Pride in Public Discourse

The piece contrasts Swiss pride in the Alps with economic use of the landscape. It argues mistakes yesterday teach today, and stresses that pruning trees requires understanding purpose and method to avoid harm.

Sand and grit for ducks and ducklings

The article argues ducks and geese do not need grit as large as hens. They gain sand from creek bottoms while foraging. Ducklings should have access to ample sand to substitute grit. Some raisers mix sand into feed for young ducks.

Mrs Newed Orders Steak By the Pound

A shopper requests several yards of steak but is informed since the month began meat is sold only by the pound. She specifies rare steak to suit her husband’s preference. An aside references eye remedy advertising.

Worke Both Ways

The piece features a narrator who claims the clarinet is the hardest instrument to play while an implied listener counters that listening to it may be the harder task. The exchange highlights humor about musical judgment and performance.

In The Grand Stand of a Teething Ballpark

In the Grand Stand the crowd jokes about a pitcher with a glass arm while a companion jokes about mothers using Mrs Winslow s Soothing Syrup for teething children, reflecting comedic chatter and era advertising tone.

Mrs. Winslow

Prisoner Reassessed for Trades by Warden

An inmate announces he is an aerogiane chauffeur as the warden explains the rule to assign prisoners to trades matching their familiarity, noting no exception in the case. The exchange reveals the inmate’s claimed occupation and the warden's rigid policy.

Sis

Amending the Game Laws and the Screech Singing Neighbor

A humorous snippet portrays a man reacting as his neighbor Miss Screech sings at an open window. The exchange highlights tensions over open windows and sounds in a neighborhood.

Miss Screech Schreech

What is a totem pole in local slang

A quick witticism defines a totem pole as the rail or pole on which an objectionable citizen is ridden or toted out of the community. The quip frames a social sanction in playful terms.

Meneteny Abt Vogler Scene With Choir Boys

A humorous exchange where Abt Vogler questions choir boys about stuffing organ pipes with cotton. The boys respond in unison that it is to relieve the awful Te Deum.

Meneteny Choir Boys Yale Record

Harvest Month Cites Pest Control for Turkeys

Old farming note warns that young turkeys need grasshopper and bug shaped feed during the big harvest month. It cautions black squash bugs work in June and July and advises hand picking after daylight as the only safe method to outwit them.

Also Mentioned on This Page

Wizout Leetle Ainners Ned Alps Ayer Tormi Alse J. O. Ayer Os Lowell Masa Marine Eye Remedy Frea Eye Remedy Co Chicago Harry Castoria Gillard Bigin Daisy Fly Harold Somer BeKalt Ave Beostiza Wyatt J. C. Wyatt Vancouver Pacific Employment Co North Second St. Main Morrison St Main Perselatn
Search Courier

Search the Myrtle Point Enterprise Today with a Free Trial

We want people to find what they are looking for at NewspaperArchive. We are confident that we have the newspapers that will increase the value of your family history or other historical research. With our 7-day free trial, you can view the documents you find for free.

Not Finding What You Were Looking for on This Page of The Myrtle Point Enterprise?

People find the most success using advanced search. Try plugging in keywords, names, dates, and locations, and get matched with results from the entire collection of newspapers at NewspaperArchive!

Looking Courier

Browse Newspapers

You can also successfully find newspapers by these browse options. Explore our archives on your own!

By Location

By Location

Browse by location and discover newspapers from all across the world.

Browse by Location
By Date

By Date

Browse by date and find publications for a specific day or era.

Browse by Date
By Publication

By Publication

Browse old newspaper publications to find specific newspapers.

Browse by Publication