Mark Twain Warned About Rich Malefactor Class
Myrtle Point brief notes a quip suggesting Mark Twain should watch his back as he may join the ranks of the wealthy wrongdoers in local chatter.
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Newspaper
Myrtle Point Enterprise
Location
Myrtle Point, Oregon, United States of America
Date
Mar 26, 1909
Page
2
Myrtle Point brief notes a quip suggesting Mark Twain should watch his back as he may join the ranks of the wealthy wrongdoers in local chatter.
Count Bon agrees with Carnegie that steering fortune is harder than gaining it. The ex president of Hayti resembles his photos, raising questions about how long he stayed in office.
A quirky line about wearing a green hat followed by threats of green shoes and violet directoire trousers. The remark notes the bold color pairing and its impact on overall appearance.
Champ Clark notes the average price of a woman's hat at five dollars, a statement that could provoke domestic trouble for the politician.
The plan aims to revive Mesopotamia's fertility through irrigation, seen as more productive than spending on palace favorites.
A blind street vendor from St. Louis reportedly saved $200 000 through frugal selling. The admonition urges young men not to despair and to consider entering the blind shoestring trade.
Prince Henry of Prussia plans a return visit next spring asserting full recovery from his prior trip. The announcement notes confidence in his health and readiness for the new journey.
Adolph Deucher has been elected president of Switzerland for the fourth time. He ought to be in line for congratulations from President Diaz of Mexico.
A Pullman official argues tipping porters is selfish and signals a desire to ride with the porter again, suggesting the tip reflects intention rather than gratitude.
Asbestos sheets are being installed under mattresses in sleeping cars on certain U S railways to block heat from radiators below. The measure aims to improve passenger comfort and safety by reducing heat transfer from the undercarriage.
The Pittsburgh artist obtained a flashlight photograph showing a city council member in the act of receiving a bribe. The scene reads like a moving picture, illustrating alleged corruption within city governance.
A New York judge rules a man earning six dollars a week or less is not obliged to pay alimony. The decision may encourage some husbands to lessen or justify exaggerating their income when discussing earnings.
The oil merchant is urged to publish a high telephone number so thousands of deserving youths can contact him about borrowing 4000 to start wealth plans. The note implies a quick path to riches through a credit-driven venture.
The Manson Journal argues that while skeletons in closets make a dreary world, many people preserve a touch of romance in private life. It notes covert books, warmer hand squeezes, and stolen kisses as common, non-propriety quirks that spice daily living among good people.
The Romanes lecture at Oxford University in 1910 will be delivered by President Roosevelt under the George John Romanes bequest. The lectureship, founded in 1891, invites leaders in art literature or science to discuss timely high interest topics. Previous speakers include Gladstone Huxley Morley and Bryce. next year Mr. Balfour is set to lecture.
Surgeon General O'Reilly organizes a large group of skilled surgeons and physicians into a national medical reserve corps. They are drawn from across the country and selected for ability, with no compensation in peacetime unless called upon.
The text notes officers in the reserve receive pay according to rank during wartime. It lists lieutenant, major, lieutenant colonel, and colonel as the levels. It adds the speaker views enlistment as patriotic duty, not temptation, intended to bolster the army medical service.
The piece notes a historic practice of American students going to European universities for advanced study due to under-equipped U.S. institutions. It highlights growing American presence at continental universities, Rhodes scholarships at Oxford, and rising European and Asian student numbers coming to U.S. colleges, signaling a shift toward cosmopolitan university communities.
The piece critiques self styled Messiahs and prophets who prey on fearful believers in towns like Nyack New York. It notes how end of the world hoaxes profit from gullible followers, especially women, and calls for public punishment of fake prophets to curb the nuisance and violence tied to such ruses.
A London Tatler note describes two young Indies entering a tramcar and the plan to claim a seat. One identifies a random married man, Jane approaches and flatters Mr Green, who rises and yields his seat saying you must feel tired. The ruse ends with the young lady gaining a seat but losing her vivacity.
Quotation by Herr Nikisch notes that music moves beyond simple enjoyment toward theatrical presentation. It portrays a shift in tone from pure listening to dramatic staging and performance.
A stray remark about a local figure attracted attention as onlookers gathered for a free public demonstration. No injuries reported, and authorities are reviewing the event for safety and crowd control.
The text extols good temper as essential for personal happiness and social harmony, noting its impact on companions and family. It envisions a future with an Agriculture Department demonstration farm in the White Mountains, bigger harvests, new workers, a working graphophone, and a saved dollar resting in the bank.
Robert H. Schauffler reports a new rural optimism as Southern farmers boost off land profits and Virginia yields soar from four to one hundred dollars per acre. Young workers migrate back from city mills to farm life seeking wealth and a brighter, simpler lifestyle. Asa Judd is told he could clear at least a thousand dollars next year under new government methods.
Professor Stanley Jevons argues a future world government will arise within eighty years led by a sovereign and cabinet roots seen in Hague conference officials and international postal service attaches at Bern. He notes a shift from patriotism to cosmopolitan worldism among ethical elites.
Egypt will raise the Assuan Dam seven meters, submerging the Nile above it and flooding the area including the Temple of Isis and other Ptolemaic temples along a forty mile stretch. Officials praise economic gains while archaeologists fear loss of undigitized monuments.
Two and a half million investors own American corporations and twenty million thrifty Americans are indirect partners in corporate ventures, says Frank Fayant in Appleton's. The plain facts contrast with the colorful language used by some sensational voices.
government allocates hundreds of thousands to study and safeguard ancient remains as Nile dam floods threaten early cemeteries and the Isis temple on Philae island. observers warn of rapid stone decay and loss to modern tourism while debates over corporate ownership and investor faith in enterprise continue.
The text argues that industrial trusts and railroad combinations have centralized control over industry while ownership spreads outward. It contends many observers mistake centralized power for centralized ownership as speculation and capitalists sell off amid fear.
A Yankee schooner Sally Ann under Captain Spooner nears mud-flats on the Connecticut River. Mate Comstock rebukes the captain and orders, then anchors suddenly. Comstock salutes and states his duty to anchor.
A humorous dialogue contrasts a wife and husband debating money and restraint. She argues a husband should stop wasting on cigars if asked. He counters that a wife should love him enough to prompt such restraint.
Fragmentary exchange suggests a dramatic turnaround in Johnson's health as doctors reportedly gave him up, only to witness an unexpected recovery. The dialogue hints at skepticism and surprise surrounding the medical prognosis.
The frightened pupil answers a teacher asking about vaccination status. He says he has none and that he was vaccinated in Missouri, though lacking a proper certificate. The exchange hints at bureaucratic concerns over immunization records.
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