Hood’s Sarsaparilla Promises Healthy Blood and Strength
By Our Formula We produce In Hood's Sarsaparila a medicine that has an unap roached record of cures of refula, eczema, eruptions, catarrh, rheumatism, anemia, nervousness, that tired feeling, loss of appetite. The combination and proportions of the more than twenty different remedial agents contained in Hood's Sarsaparilla are known only to ourselves, so there can be no substitute. This medicine makes, healthy and strong,the Little Soldiers in your blood.
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Eight more lives cinema of rank and sight
A humorous quip on rank versus merit from an Early Nature Faker reference in the Chicago Tribune. The text shifts to a health boast claiming Hamblin’s Wizard Oil eases sore joints and muscles by rubbing in for immediate relief.
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Photographer and sitter argue over dog in portrait
A photographer attempts to retake a portrait after the sitter insists the lap dog be the sole focus. The sitter asserts she moved her head on purpose to keep Fido in the frame.
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Allen's Foot-Ease Cures Hot Sweating and Calluses
Allen's Foot Eage is a cure for hot sweating, callus and swollen aching feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Trial package free. Address Allen's Olmsted Le Roy N Y.
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Those Useless Questions in Chicago Tribune
A brief Chicago Tribune quote exchange centers on Billy and N any a time. The dialogue humorously recalls attempting to lift a live roller with bare hands and the inevitable shocking consequence.
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Pettit's Eye Salve Aids Irritated Eyes Report
Instant relief for eyes irritated by dust heat sun or wind Pettit's Eye Salve advertised with retail availability through all druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo
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Apology for a Watch Stolen in Bold Highwaymen Quote
A Chicago Daily News excerpt shows a highwayman dismissing a victim's faint objection to his theft by calling the timepiece merely an apology for a watch. The robber accepts the "apology" and continues the hold up.
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Genuine CCC tablets promise cure or money back
A brief ad touts genuine CCC tablets priced at 0c 25c and 50c. It claims pleasant taste and strong potency with guarantees of cure or refund and states they are never sold in bulk.
Impractical Writers and Vast Royalties Mentioned
A Louisville Courier-Journal quip contrasts a single joke sold for 50 cents with a writer who creates a comic opera earning $20,000 in royalties, noting the varying practicality among writers.
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Pittsburg Preachers Pay Higher Salaries Claim
A Pittsburg man asserts preachers in his town receive higher average salaries than elsewhere while a Cincinnati man counters that Pittsburg has tougher material to work on. An ad promotes Dr Jino's Great Nerve Restorer claiming permanent cure for St Vitus's Dance and nervous disease with a free trial bottle offer.
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Excited Individual Seeks Oath Over Carpet Vow
A Total Abstainer asks in a comic note if an oath can be sworn never to put down another carpet. The Commissioner for Oaths replies affirmatively and asks what can be done.
Maternal Forebodings on a Playful Lamb
A mother warns her lamb about a grim future as she sees it while the lamb leaps in a meadow. The ominous remark hints at fate and mortality despite present carefree gambols.
German Wallpaper Trust Formed by Major Manufacturers
Negotiations among seven leading German wallpaper producers have created a trust. The group, already joined by seven firms, reports a combined annual production of about $2 620 000.
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Do You Want a Typewriter Sold at Deep Discount
The Wholesale Typewriter Co of San Francisco offers all makes at 40 to 75 percent off factory lists. Every unit is fully guaranteed and available from 37 Montgomery Street.
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May Medical Laboratory
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Pearl Street
New York City
Son’s business college debts inspire prompt parental support
A humorous quotation shows a father approving his son’s finances at a business college. The son sends monthly debt statements drawn in an exact, businesslike format, prompting the father to willingly send his check without protest.
Compelling speaker Fribbles prompts sleepy reaction
The paper quotes Mrs Chugwater and Mr Chugwater debating Col Fribbles as a compelling speaker. Chicago Tribune items mock the phrase and reference a later quip about sleep and trains. Maud Muller haying lines and a judge scene frame a lighthearted reminiscence about public speech and satire.
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Chicago Tribune
Misunderstood Sympathy Speech At Insurance Banquet
Paul Morton criticized a rival company during a banquet of insurers. He recalled a widow who came to collect a small policy after her husband’s death. A clerk’s sympathetic remark drew the widow’s sharp retort about insurers exploiting misfortune for money.
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No Serious Consequences After Dog Bite
Mrs Lapsting reports Johnny is fine after a bite from a strange dog. She says she immediately took him to a doctor and had the wound treated, ensuring no lasting effects.
Secret plan whispers amid a brisk social talk
Fragmentary gossip captures a spinster's murmur about a man named Art and a chance meeting. She suggests dropping him and taking Jim if their paths cross again, hinting at shifting romantic or social alliances.
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The Camera Noise and The Enthusiastic Duffer
Nan sits for a photograph as a strange noise prompts a quip about a camera sounding a C. Q. D. alarm. The London Truth notes that great golfers and cricketers rarely discuss their sport, while the keen amateur savors talking about his game.
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Brigands of Tonkin Threaten French Forces in Tonkin
The South China News reports that Tonkin brigands, or pirates, operate openly in Bacninh and along the Hanoi to Bacninh railway. French troops hesitate to storm fortified houses, lacking melinite bombs, allowing brigand bands to grow stronger and more numerous.
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New President of D A R for Illinois Leader
Mrs. Matthew T. Scott elected national president of the Daughters of the American Revolution. Long active in the society, she faced reports of incapacity but won support from outgoing officers and Illinois members. Bloomington, Illinois is her home. she hails from distinguished revolutionary stock. She is widow of a coal mine owner and mother of Mrs. Bromwell wife of Colonel Charles S. Bromwell who has held government building duties in Washington.
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Man wary of friends urging money gifts
The quote notes that a man still dislikes friends who press him to part with his money, even when he values their friendship. It highlights reluctance to part with funds despite personal ties.
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