Great constitutional remedy claimed to cure painful disease
An advertisement touts a constitutional remedy that supposedly inflames joints stiffens muscles and can cause suffering if neglected. It reports thousands of grateful people claiming radical permanent cures for a painful disease.
Street Car Fare Reform Sparks Public Confusion
A garbled report describes a push for a three-cent fare in town and a protest over limited seating. The piece notes skepticism about how the scheme works and mentions crowding in street cars.
Bible Name and odd sources in a humorous bygone item
An Alabama man tells how a dog was given a name from a Bible tale cited by Harper’s Weekly, discussing Lazarus and the Tekman’s gate with playful confusion. The rest of the item mocks show business misfortune and oddball advertising, ending with a note on a Philadelphia show.
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Alabama
Birmingham
Harper's Weekly
Jefferson
Lazarus
de Tekman
First Encounter Between Pecksniff and Turveydrog
The Chicago Tribune recalls the initial meeting between Pecksniff and Turveydrog. Turveydrog questions Pecksniff’s department standards while Pecksniff derides him as an Ineffable Ass, noting he suspects Turvey has an Immortal Soul.
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Mr. Pecksniff
Mr. Turveydrog
Mr. Turveydrop
Chicago Tribune
Nateral Man and Actors Discussed in Buffalo Express
A fragment from a Buffalo Express piece records Lionel asking about Sir Henry Irving and his father explaining the famed actor. The dialogue touches on show life, safety, and the notion of peanut politics in/goobernatorial campaign references.
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Nateral
Lionel
Moet
Buffalo Express
Sir Henry Irving
Sir ‘Henry
Irving
Wes
Chase
Chugwater
Josiah
Thirth
Not Enough Money in It Miss Cheatham-1 Bridge
A fragmentary gossip piece recalls a scandalous scene in a bar where a daughter and friend share a private moment by the window. The old man protests while the daughter cites hardship, noting lights cost too much and they will manage by starlight.
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Evangeline
Ferdinand
Papa
Cure for Catarrh by Blood Tonic Prescription
A historical recipe claims the only logical treatment for catarrh is through the blood. It describes a mixture of one ounce compound syrup of Sarsaparilla, one ounce Toris compound, and half a pint of first-class whiskey. Shake and take in tablespoon doses before meals and at bedtime.
Conversation Reveals Tension Over Marriage Prospects
In a fragmented exchange, Marie questions a six nights a week visitor named Bessie and John is urged to show respect for the young man who may become a son-in-law. Maria asks for the adventurer's name.
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Marie
Bessie
John
Iikely
Maria
Statue inquiry About Venus of Milo Hands
A museum visitor asks where the hands of the Venus of Milo are. An attendant explains they were laid off due to a disastrous break in marble stock.
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Mrs. Pneuritch
Te Breal in New Shoes Appears in Ad
A nostalgic advertisement promotes Allen’s Foot-Ease powder to prevent and cure hot sweating aching swollen feet corns ingrowing nails and bunions. It lists 25 cents at druggists and shoe stores and offers free bend mailed to Allen 5 Olmsted Le Roy N Y.
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Allen
Allen 5
Olmsted
le Roy
N.Y
Fragmented Punchline Vignettes Skim Through City Gossip
Snatches of quotes drift through a montage of newspaper blurbs. The pieces feature a pompous funeral, a shah’s crimson tails, a medical consultation, a mob of exclamations about water and memory, and a playful clue to river naming in a collage of late 19th century humor.
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Hood
John L Brownsor
Boston
Mass
Ediane
India
Sayz
Borneo
Baltimore
Standard Oil Company (Incorporated
Inrrey
W.L. Douglas
Brockton
W. L. Douglas
Douglas
Arctic
Tropics
Perfection
Tropics i
Japan
Standard On Oil
Howard Bros
Buffalo
D. P
Perala
St. Louis
Dinguss
Shadbolt
Lakeshore
Tedder
Tony
Hudson River
Emall
Boy
Maka de
Dan Verrazano
Frank L. Smith Meat Co
Fightieg the
Portland
Oregon
Saker
Aes Tower Co
Over Canadian Co
Umired
Toronto
Lewis & Staver CO
Ore
Spokane
Wash
Boise
Idaho
Chicago
Washington ‘ ‘St., Cor
Sherman, Clay & Co
Portland, Oregon
Gee
Pekin
China
C. Gee
Wo Medicine Co
First St
Cor. Morrison
Bertland, Or
MFG. CO
Lumber Exchange
Carnes
Jaques