S S S Purifies Blood to Heal Chronic Sores
An advert explains that external salves cannot cure old sores because infection comes from the blood. It promotes S S S as a purely vegetable blood purifier that cleanses circulation, removes germ laden impurities, and allows new tissue to form, promising permanent healing and a free book from The Swift Specific Co Atlanta GA.
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S.S.S
THE
Swift Specific CO
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Connection Clippings Satire Echoes Historic Figures
The fragmentary excerpt mocks job dreams, New York vacancies, and Ireland gold lore. Archimedes quips about moving the world with a fever and a fulcrum, while the Big Stick stays with T Roosevelt. The Chicago Tribune style signals opinion and satire.
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New York City
Ireland
Balloon lands in farmer pasture after pleasant trip
The aeronaut recalls a safe descent until landing in a farmer's pasture. A big red bull was present, and the balloon remains at the site.
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Experienced the Sensations
A shopper recounts sending suitcases ahead for a summer vacation that never happened. The bags returned last week with storage and express charges totaling 7.75 dollars, leaving the speaker noting the experience felt like a trip despite being canceled.
The Professor and The Doctor Argument Over Life
The Professor Moralizes Uncertainty as Poison in Life and Declares Life Half If. The Doctor Receives the Insight
Wrong Conclusion Declares Campaign Blitz Across States
A physician scolds a campaigner about a boil being caused by poor circulation. The campaigner insists his rapid travel and frequent speeches across twenty seven states in two weeks prove otherwise, per the Chicago Tribune.
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Chicago Tribune
Burmesh Doctors Secrets on Cobra Bite Hydrophobia
The London Standard notes doubt about Indian cures for cobra bites and hydrophobia. In Burma a civilian bitten by a cobra recovered after Burmese medicine men scarified the wound and gave infusions, but refused to reveal the method. An English officer’s servant cured by a Shan doctor remains secret despite a 1000 rupees offer.
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Holding the Baby In Etiquette Debate At Street Corner
A Kansas City Star reader sketch from Thirty-first and Main shows a crowd debating baby carriage etiquette. A mother struggles with a foldable carriage while a man argues who should hold the baby versus manage the carriage.
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Kansas City Star
Young Suitor Reassures Father in Philadelphia Press Note
A brief dialogue shows a nervous young man visiting a girl's father and being reassured, with playful banter about his nerves and feelings. The exchange ends with mutual courtesy as the conversation closes for the evening.
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Thiladelphia Press
South American Official Cites License Fee for Naval Show
A South American official warns an offended government threat to a naval demonstration. The republic’s president orders immediate transmission of the message, insisting no action be taken without paying the standard license fee for traveling exhibitions.
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The
Republic
Washington Star
Noted Exclamation Over Lease Length In Courier Era
A Louisville Courier-Journal excerpt shows a discussion where a landlord fixes a specific lease length, insisting the term cannot be extended beyond a week. The dialogue highlights era concerns with tenancy limits and landlord authority.
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Duke
Louisville Courier-Journal
Merchant Fires Lazy Friend Polk Over Work Ethic
The merchant criticizes Polk as exceptionally lazy though not in all tasks. He notes Polk tires quickly while performing duties, comparing a man's occupation to routine chores like washing dishes and cleaning.
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Glory of the Nickname in American Public Life
The Pittsburg Gazette notes that public figures without nicknames can be as worthy as those known by names like Bill or Joe. It argues nicknames arise from affection, with elders recalling Abe Lincoln and other leaders by shortened forms.
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America
Bill
Joe
Abe” Lincoln
Pittsburg
Irish soldier jokes in trench as he seeks furlough
A weary soldier in the trenches jokes with his captain about a furlough while wetting his fingers. A rifle ball strikes just below the wrist, and the man grimly notes that it is “a discharge” as he endures the pain with humor.
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London
Mrs Winslow's Sootling Syrup Featured For Teething
Mothers are advised to use Mrs Winslow's Sootling Syrup as the best remedy for teething discomfort in infants. The advertisement highlights its safety and effectiveness for soothing irritability and aiding sleep during the teething period.
Witty Exchange On Marriage And Flighty Aerial Boldness
In a sly Chicago Tribune quip, Mrs Cuppetee asks how a woman could marry an aeronaut while noting his flightiness. Mrs Waypher counters with concerns about lack of ballast and disdain for ordinary people as Mrs Marmalayde adds he moves among higher circles.
Weary Day observed as Sunday around the world
The article notes that various nations observe different days as Sunday with Greeks and Monday Persians, and others on Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday. It suggests a perpetual Sabbath is practiced globally.
Great Nerve Restorer Offered for St Vitus Dance Cure
Fraudulent advertisement promises permanent cure for St Vitus Dance and other nervous disorders through Dr. B H Eline's Great Nerve Restorer. Offers free trial bottle of $2 value and a treatise from Philadelphia address.
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4Ine
B. H. Eline
Archit
Philadelphia
Lesson from Nature: youth urged to learn dignity
An eminent instructor tells young gentlemen to abandon childish amusements and imitate mature animals and reptiles for restraint. A student objects noting the rattlesnake worsens with age, quibbling that it rattles more as it grows.
The Inevitable Joke
A neighbor asks why the home was renamed from The Nutshell. The owner replies he grew tired of jokes about being colonel in residence as boys ring the bell to ask if the colonel is in. This anecdote reflects humorous town chatter from the Philadelphia Ledger.
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Philadelphia Ledger
Chicago Tribune Quip Sparks Gossip About a Man
A brief Chicago Tribune blurb notes a man who appears unsure how to behave in public. Onlookers describe him as impulsive and awkward, with a woman remarking on his clasped hands while he speaks. The exchange hints at social dynamics and curiosity about his actions.
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Tom
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Too Much Opposition in a Chicago Tribune Exchange
A playful dialogue between Pimmie and Jack shows both their families opposing a potential engagement. The mother threatens to cut off support if marriage occurs, while the lovers attempt to downplay the issue due to youth and circumstances.
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Chicago Tribune
Mystery Socialites Questioned By Mrs Rawner
A fragment shows Mrs Rawner asking if a husband belongs to any secret societies while Mrs Middieblok replies she has not, and claims to know the name of everyone involved.
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