Topics of the Times: miscellany on debt, politics, and folly
A broad, satirical column notes public debt figures, the absurdity of luxury and money, and quips on politics, celebrity, and human folly. It jokes about Halley’s comet, a rumored assassination, a Russian terrorist, and a St. Louis divinity doctor disputing theology while citing farmers’ crop value.
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Man Misreads Sticky Red Fluid Finds Opium On Shore
An island resident discovers cans washed ashore containing a substance he mistook for paint and uses it to coat his house. He later learns the sticky red material is opium, wasting more than $9,000 in the process.
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Beattle
Morgan may buy more curio collections after sermon remark
Rev. Hugh Birkhed at a New York church sermon argued there should be no poor with God watching. The note adds that J. Pierpont Morgan, a member of the rector’s church, may be urged to purchase another notable curio collection.
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J. .Pierpont Morgan
New York
Morgan
God
Humanity
Treasury destroys nearly two million dollars daily
The Treasury Department in Washington destroys about two million dollars worth of worn-out paper money each day. People are urged to redeem torn notes for crisp bills, shortening the life of one dollar notes to about fourteen months from prior years. Larger bills last longer, and the rise in redemptions signals improving business and better times.
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Treasury Department
Washington
The Land Desire as a City Symptom and Lesson
The text argues that longing for urban land signals healthy growth but remains only a wish without effort to save or study feasible small beginnings. It emphasizes action over mere desire to transform scarcity into opportunity.
Save, Invest, and Build A Home, Says Farmer Essay
The speaker urges prudent finances and self reliance through saving and controlled expenses. He dismisses luck and land lottery fantasies and promotes investing in a clear title home as a steady safeguard. He extols farming as a meaningful but practical path to profit and personal satisfaction.
Capital Flows and American Influence in Global Markets
The piece argues that capital moves from older nations to newer lands, citing six billion dollars from Europe to the United States over sixty years. It notes the shift from a borrowing nation to a lender, with US investments abroad including one billion to Latin America and a quarter more to Canada, and future growth to the Far East. It ties capital diffusion to foreign relations, civilization, and peace.
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London
Canada
Far East
One Kind of Carefulness in Business
John D. Rockefeller Jr far along in his Sunday school talks warned that carelessness favors only one side. A coal dealer once challenged an employee over a load, claiming it looked too large for a ton. The worker replied the coal was two tons, and the dealer relented.
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John D. Rockefeller, Jr
Jim
Old-Time Seller Viewed by Farmer in Washington Star
A brief quotation contrasts Mr Grafton Grady as a high type statesman with Farmer Corntessel calling him out of date. The exchange highlights differing views on political leadership and rhetoric.
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Grafton Grady
Farmer Corntessel
Washington Star
Preparing for the Worst In Old City Ballad
A fragmented dialogue shows Abe Alderney and Bi i Sourgrase plotting schemes as a city teller arrives by airship to pursue an elopement with Tidge. The tone hints at satire and frontier wit in a period setting.
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Abe Alderney
No Wonder Grocery Store Cigar Promise Rise
A fragment notes frustration with grocery shoppers who expect a free cigar with groceries and mocks men who play important on the telephone amid the store talk.
Divine Calling Versus Reincarnation Debate in Work Ethic
A critic contrasts divine creation with socialist fears, urging that true humanity lies in work as co-creation with God. The piece rejects reincarnation as unscientific, cruel, and hindering progress, calling for enduring effort and advancement through knowledge and technology.
Reincarnation Fallacy in Far East Thought
A critique questions the reincarnation doctrine's practical impact on Hinduism after 2,000 years. It argues that ideals of equality and moral reform depend on social progress and education, and asks whether ancient Hindu societies produced modern technologies or communications.
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India
Tibet
Korea
Burma
Earth
Western progress questioned by critics in P Ramanathan essay
The West is praised for industry science and empire yet critics warn that material success masks poverty and social decay. They argue the up-to-date craze robs spirit and national vigor and that urban life growth pushes rural flight and unemployment into a dangerous social shift.
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P. Ramanathan
West
Europe
America
New German Safe Blocks Gas Cutting Burglar Burns
A German safe design uses a two part construction that prevents metal melting by gas burners. It defeats the principle of burning through metals by increasing resistance rather than thickness, promising new protection for vaults in banks.
Revolving Armored Safe Hidden in Wall Section
A pair of wall sections hides an armored safe mounted on lower ball bearings. An electric motor turns the safe during off hours, powered via a charging circuit controlled by a time switch set to halt next morning if needed. An outside switch starts but cannot stop the motor once rotation begins.
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Crete
Auction Habit Tempts Women to Buy Unneeded Goods
An urging to avoid the auction habit that lures women to bid on objects they do not need. The piece compares auction temptations to a drinker’s lure, notes how auctioneers recognize buyers, and warns against creeping purchases of antiques, bijouterie, or household knickknacks.
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Alwys
St. Louis Globe-Democrat
Speedy safe design thwarted by rotating walls
A description from Popular Magazine explains a safe rotating at about three feet per second until the time switch stops it. The rotating polygonal surface prevents attackers from using cut burners, as the distance between armor and melting tools changes constantly. Any contact would disable the burner and endanger the operator.
Ancient Egyptian moralist on marriage happiness
An old moralist advises husbands to seek to please their wives. He urges making a wife happier than others to strengthen bonds, noting a sweet, thoughtful approach will bind her more closely to the husband.
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