Regular nuisance and timing quips from a shtick page
A light humorous item recounts a brief exchange where a child asks if the doctor will bring a baby to the neighbor. The doctor declines, citing lack of time to wash the dog as a joke. A separate quip mocks how long a second lasts with a wife counting one second and a husband replying half an hour.
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Mary
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More Room After Fresh Living Room Rearrangement
Mother finishes cleaning the living room and rearranges furniture to create more space. Ellen notes the dirt is gone and agrees the room feels larger.
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Ellen
Millions Embrace Irium in Pepsodent Brushing
Millions of people long troubled by dull surface stains applaud a new Pepsodent claim. Irium is promoted as a breakthrough ingredient that makes brushing more effective and leaves teeth looking brighter.
Cool Fashions for Mother Daughter
Simple hot weather dresses with slim skirts puff sleeves and v neck lines easily made at home in colors and fabrics that suit you. Includes sew charts to save money and patterns 1481 and 1529 with yardage and braid trim details. Send orders to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept Chicago Illinois.
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Biorae
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Interlaced Stitches In Tones of Pink Embroidery Guide
A Chicago craft article promotes a pink embroidery method using rose and pink threads on a linen mat runner. It details cutting, hemming, catch stitching, interlacing sequences, and corner squares, with diagrams and instructions from Mrs. Spears. The note advertises Book 2 offering 90 stitches, fabric repairs, and homemaking projects for pennies postpaid.
Calculating Rewards by William Jennings Bryan
A succinct quote attributed to W J Bryan warns that calculating personal gain from good deeds prevents any real good from being done. The remark emphasizes self interest undermining virtue.
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W. J. Bryan
Learn to Plan a Laxative Diet Bulletin Offer
Citizens are invited to request free bulletin "Helpful Hints on Planning a Laxative Diet" from C. Houston Goudiss at 6 East 39th Street New York City. It outlines corrective eating and hygiene, lists laxative foods, and includes a full week's sample menus.
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New York City
Emperor Defies Advice In Youthful Sculling Tale
The former German emperor William II, famed for ignoring guidance, was told to enter the light boat carefully and center himself. He jumped from the wharf instead, capsizing the boat and tossing his instructor into the water.
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