Canny Scot Refuses Bribe Then Buys Two Boxes Of Havanas
A Scotsman outwits a traveling salesman. Offered a box of Havanas for sixpence he refuses bribes but, pressed by the offer, buys two boxes. An accompanying quip notes that deer cause automobile accidents, a running joke in the column.
Dollar Makers Clean Store Boosts Local Business
The son of a grocer, working as a filling station attendant, brings home a sales manual stressing daily cleaning. The father adopts a strict weekly schedule from Monday to month end, arguing cleanliness attracts customers and increases sales across the store.
Monuments to laziness drive modern industry and wealth
A commentator cites the rise of mass production and conveniences from bakeries to skyscrapers as monuments to laziness. He argues that avoiding drudgery spurs economic growth, noting oats cereals and pre cooked foods as examples while criticizing business leaders and politicians for shaping the “more abundant life.”
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Mad Anthony's Home Recounts Wayne Family Heritage
New York report describes Waynesborough Pennsylvania the historic birthplace of General Anthony Wayne known as Mad Anthony the 1722 left wing built by his grandfather and the 1740 additions by his father Isaac Wayne.
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Star Dust Films in the West
Virginia Vale reports on Star Dust Films expanding into Western markets with new production slate and distribution plans. The feature outlines key executives, upcoming titles, and strategic partnerships aiming to boost Western region cinema exposure.
Motion Picture Buzz From Hollywood to New York
A spirited note on New York as a theater hub versus Hollywoods fixed studios. Garbo’s Ninotchka shifts box office bets while Tay Garnett directs a strong cast for Ladies Know Too Much. Radio stars and industry tidbits follow with Molly Goldberg and Scattergood Baines tied to CBS and Monograms Arizona shoot.
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Banquet Guest Claims Paper Misstates Attendance
A reader denies appearing at a banquet and challenges the paper’s report of a large audience, calling the claimed attendance at the event into question. The exchange ends with a terse remark suggesting uncertainty about the discrepancy.
Say It With Flowers A Mint Sprig For Mrs Flinter
A playful exchange notes sending a mint sprig with Mrs Flinter's lamb and a quip to instead send a forget-me-not sprig with her village. The lighthearted remark hints at social customs of courting gifts and floral symbolism.
Hair Trigger Quote Sparks Officer Remark
The report notes a quoted exchange where a man claims a demand for a ten dollar loan from Brown triggered a furious reaction. A separate line mentions a medical officer describing a tally of ninety nine three times and a recruit undergoing examination with a count of two hundred ninety seven.
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