Ladybug Oh Miss Beetle Gown Hook Up
Dialogue features Mrs Brown accusing a doctor of overcharging for 22 visits during Johnny's measles treatment. The doctor counters the charge and notes the infection spread to the school. A humorous, social interaction framed as a lighthearted street scene.
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Ladybug
Miss Beetle
Johnny
True Love He-Honey Gift Box of Cigars
A playful line implies a gift of cigars to a beloved partner. The speaker teases with a clue about a “box of cigars” as the chosen present. The phrasing evokes affection and light humorous tone in a domestic vignette.
Jones Seen In Best Tog, Rumors Claim He Is Broke
Readers note a gossiping exchange about Jones appearing well dressed while rumors spread that he is dead broke. The snippet captures social chatter and ambiguity around his finances.
Billy Bells and kin linger at uncle's country visit
Billy and his three sisters extend a country visit from a week to a month, prompting the uncle to fear they overstayed his welcome. The father notes the uncle’s true relief at their departure, joking the uncle wished they had brought the whole household.
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Billy
What allowance do you make him in life and love
The exchange questions the terms of a marriage, asking what allowances or concessions each partner grants the other to sustain the relationship. The witty line suggests mutual dependency and humor about marital roles.
Boy trades money through town hoping to dodge mistakes
A boy named Ikey used a birthday dollar to change it into silver at each shop around the neighborhood. When asked why he did this, he said he preferred to have someone else make a mistake, not him, before his father.
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Ikey
Too Many Gadgets Turn Bridegroom's Home To Warped Jive
A humorous exchange as the bridegroom complains about endless electrical gadgets doing all the work while the bride laments being worn out by constant button pushing. The dialogue captures playful household strain.
Caramel Gaffe at Theater Ends With Tooth Tale
An elderly man dropped something at the theater and told a woman he was searching for a caramel. She doubted the effort but he explained his teeth were in the treat, revealing a humorous insistence on the single item.
Snappy Comeback on Beach Umbrella Remark
A boy answers an old man by claiming six years old and jokes that he is shorter than the umbrella. The man replies by asking the boy how old the umbrella is, prompting a witty exchange about height and age.
The Hard Way
Young Spender declares his wealth came from hard work and effort. He explains the money was technically inherited but required battle with lawyers to obtain it.
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Young Spender
Remarkable Early Cherry Run Prompts Local Awe
Residents marvel at an unusually early cherry harvest this season. Farmers report abundant fruit and warmer weather accelerating ripening across orchards in the region.
Two-Bits Guest Dines. Omelette Bill Shortened
A brief comic scene in a restaurant shows a guest asking for a correction to the omelette order while the waiter thanks him and adds a quarter as payment, reflecting a small exchange over a dining bill.
Quote Clash Sparks Debate On Wasp Tactics
A sharp exchange centers on using an enemy’s tools to fight. One speaker quips about sting tactics while the other questions the approach. The remark highlights a broader discussion of strategy and ethics in confrontations.
Skater Declines Seat After Bus Ride
A girl with skates entered the bus and a man offered his seat. She replied that she had been skating all afternoon, thanking him for the gesture.
Talk Fast! Daughter Cures Scotch Boyfriend by Calling Long Distance
A humorous line about a daughter allegedly curing her Scottish boyfriend of stuttering through a long distance phone call. The quip hinges on wordplay around speed of talking and a telecommunication joke.
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Collert
World Temperature Trend Shows Global Rise Since 1900
New York reports at an American Institute of Physics symposium that global temperatures have risen since the turn of the century. Joseph C. Kincer of the U S Weather Bureau cites repeated regional warm years from Portland to Cape Town and notes a worldwide trend suggesting climate stability concepts may need revision.
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American Institute of Physics
Joseph C. Kincer
United States Weather Bureau
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Omaha
Neb
Washington
Capetown
South Africa
Globe
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Tripolitania
Sybia
North Africa
Wild Rice Rises From Staple To Delicacy Across Nation
In Grand Rapids Minnesota wild rice once a staple for Native Americans and ducks has become a nationwide delicacy. The Wild Rice Producers Association formed three years ago to protect beds and regulate harvests. Ricing crews paddle through shallows to loosen kernels and reseed beds as water levels stay steady.
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Grand Rapids
Minn
United States
Minnesota Lake
Wild Rice Producers Association
Potatoes Boom in West Fueled by Low Freight Rates
Colorado railroads cut rates 15 to 18 percent through the potato region starting October 1, with Wyoming Utah and Idaho included. Producers expect savings over 300000 dollars on the 1939 crop and about 30000 cars to be shipped across the three states.
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Montrose
Colo
Colorado
Wyoming
Utah
Idaho
What's Cow's Tail Worth
Pittsfield Massachusetts. County commissioners confronted a dispute over valuing a cow's tail after dogs began biting them. They could not set a standard price for ordinary or well bred stock and chose to adjudicate each case individually, paying owners in proportion to the animal's value.
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Pittsfield
Mass
Local Baby Named Eli Sparks Five Dollar Challenge
In Poplar Bluff Missouri six years pass without an Eli being named in town. Eli Sliger El Martin Eli Campbell and Eli Osborn each offered one dollar to the parents who would name their child Eli. Mr and Mrs Macom now demand the sham Elis surrender the four dollars.
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Eli Poplar Bluff
Eli
Eli Sliger
el Martin
Eli Campbell
Eli Osborn
Slarence Macom
Rejected Suitor Reflects on Love and a Ring
A man with a broken heart refuses to take back a ring while praising a new minister. He notes the collection and declares five dollars meaningless to him, contrasting with his emotional loss. The exchange centers on love, sacrifice, and social ritual.
Don't you want to be the sort of girl that men will look up to
A brief exchange contrasts two women views on how a girl should be perceived by men. The dialogue hints at social expectations and the desire to be admired.
Share-Out Hearing Turns Ugly Over Orchard Robbery
A tumult of shrill voices erupts as a kind-hearted woman confronts four youths beating a single man. The accused claim they simply split the loot from Farmer Rick's orchard, insisting the victim provoked the crime.
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Rick
Grilled herring with mustard sauce thrills aquarium visitor
A stout man touring the aquarium asked a keeper which fish he preferred. He replied immediately that his favorite was grilled herring with mustard sauce.
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