All-Star Teams to End All-Star Teams Jest
Fragmentary note mocks football coaches and writing experts who mock the idea of endless all star teams.
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Newspaper
Moravia Union
Location
Moravia, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Dec 05, 1935
Page
10
Fragmentary note mocks football coaches and writing experts who mock the idea of endless all star teams.
The piece reviews Aksum Harar and Diredawa as historic Ethiopian centers, noting their sacred ties, ancient legends of the Ark, and strategic roles in Italy’s campaigns. It recalls Harar’s Arab founding, its medieval walls, coffee trade, and shifting powers from Egyptian and Italian influence to Melelik II era Ethiopian control.
The ad promotes durable utility aprons in printed percale with bright buttons and roomy pockets for work use, plus dainty aprons in dotted Swiss with edge ruffles. Pattern 2870 offers sizes small to large and lists fabric needs, with step by step instructions and ordering details. Also notes war blind veterans gifted with red cross marked Schaeferhunde guide dogs.
A partial OCR note warns that a persistent cough lasting three days signals danger. It cautions against reliance on many medicines and suggests seek medical evaluation. The fragment mentions bai Toar and a teenaged context without clear details.
A satirical brief quotes the idea that an economist knows much about little and grows to know nearly nothing about almost everything while a politician starts with little and expands to know less and less until he knows nothing at all. The remark is attributed to Tit-Bits.
An English tourist on first visit to Niagara Falls questions the guide about water flow. The guide boasts millions of gallons per minute and billions per day, but the visitor remains unimpressed and jokes about running all night. The exchange reflects a humorous moment cited by the St Louis newspaper.
A brief exchange contrasts trust in good example with concern about a counterfeiter. The dialogue hints at moral judgment and caution in choosing guides, within a compact scene.
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