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Monticello Express

Location

Monticello, Iowa, United States of America

Date

Sep 19, 1912

Page

4

Quips and curiosities from Monticello Express humor page

A collection of light reporting and wry observations featuring jokes about weather reports dog days and perjury warnings. It notes quirky anecdotes from New Rochelle New Orleans and San Francisco and jokes on aging marriage and aviation suiting a late 19th or early 20th century sensibility.

New York July Murder Rate Hypes Undertaker Trade

Vital statistics show a murder every day in July in New York, underscoring the city’s grim crime wave and the accompanying rise in undertaker activity.

New York

Chicago Women Clubs Declare War on the Masher

Women’s civic groups in Chicago mobilize against a local harasser known as the masher. The police view is cited as the strongest deterrent, signaling a tough stance and coordinated effort to curb the suspect’s advances.

Chicago The Policeman’s

Brooklyn Man Terrified by Fish Bite

A Brooklyn man bitten by a fish he caught becomes fearful of hydro phobia. The tale humorously notes how a bite can drive a man mad. The Agricultural Department releases a pamphlet on calf fattening, though it omits the crucial step of removing their cigarettes.

Brooklyn the Agricultural Department

Playing rogue by electric light in Chicago

The passage notes Chicago residents engage in rogue playing at night but may also play by daylight without shame, reflecting a casual attitude toward social games and leisure in the city.

Chicago

Aviation rises among the nobility in airship era

The text frames aviation as joining the upper social echelons, comparing duchesses and princesses to airship passengers and depicting flight as a prestigious pursuit in its era.

California Farmer Turns Highwayman in Hot Sun

A weary California potato farmer abandons hoeing to become a highwayman amid the region's blazing heat and harsh climate. Authorities investigate the unusual career switch and its impact on local communities.

California

New Yorker Invents Machine Parodying Lore Detection

A New Yorker invents a device to reveal when a man is in lore, mocking self important tech claims. The quip notes the gadget signals foolishness at moments of self consciousness, underscoring satire of over engineered solutions.

New Yorker

Medical expert warns domestic abuse danger tools

A medical expert advises listening to a spouse and notes how everyday objects like a rolling pin or flatiron can cause serious injuries in domestic abuse cases.

Doctors conclude no such thing as a blood purifier

The doctors state there is no blood purifier. Those who recall the sulphur and molasses era of childhood wish the discovery had come earlier.

Rich Ohio heiress hires orchestra as dog dines

A wealthy Ohio woman reportedly paid an orchestra to perform while her dog ate. The incident reflects quirky household spectacles and animal reactions to unusual sounds.

Ohio

Emperor Poet Noted by Historian for Future Record

A remark asserts Japan's emperor was a poet, and since his poetry was good it will not count against him when future historians compile records.

Japan

Austrian Woman's Hoopskirt Causes Ocean Liner Sensation

An Austrian woman sparked a sensation aboard an ocean liner by wearing a hoopskirt. She is seen as a bold statement against restrictive fashion limits and social norms.

Advising against overeating in Old Proverb Style

The note counsels moderation in eating echoing an old caution to keep temperaments in check. It likens self control to preventing an Hae tkimo from overheating, highlighting practical restraint.

American spending in Europe on stones and tips noted

A statistician notes Americans spend about 40 million dollars yearly in Europe on precious stones and give a similar amount in tips. The figures reflect consumer travel and purchasing patterns abroad.

Europe

Composer profits from Merry Widow royalties exceed 500000

The composer of the Merry Widow has earned over five hundred thousand dollars in royalties. Some of the music is noted as fairly good, though not all.

Iowa Race Trouble Ends in Riot at Coal Mine Game

A Sunday riot at Scandia east of Perry escalated from a poker game between white and black coal diggers. Three men were shot and one stabbed. two Heathcotes are implicated as weapons were drawn, and Constable H Lee and Jess Sewell were seriously wounded.

Perry Scandia Jim Wright Wright Jim Heathcote George Givens Givens Heathcote Robert Heathcote Joe Heathcote H. Lee Jess Sewell Lee

First Democrat Knight Elected to Vermont Legislature

Des Moines native John M. Knight becomes the first Democrat sent to the Vermont legislature from Dummerston in seventy six years. His father Asa Knight was elected in 1836. Knight and his brother Randolph A. Knight ran a large dry goods business and Knight lived in Des Moines for thirty years except for a two year period driving miners’ goods by oxcart to Idaho and Montana in 1864-65.

Des Moines John M. Knight Vermont Dummerston Asa Knight

Police Raid Private Dance Hall At Clear Lake

Police raided a public dancing pavilion at Clear Lake on Saturday night, where about fifty Mason City youths and guests from nearby towns performed a program including the "bear cat" and other tabooed numbers. The ejection was halted when officers learned the hall had been leased for a private event.

Mason City Clear Lake

Iowa Girl Jump Record Falls From Second Story

Amna Crane aged 4 daughter of Mr and Mrs Michael Crane locked in a room on the second floor of her home but pushed out a screen and leapt from a window into the yard twenty feet below. She was unconscious for hours but then recovered.

Iowa City Amna Crane Michael Crane Iowa

Lineman Electrocuted On Western Union Line

Shenandoah worker W. N. Nooke, a Western Union lineman, was electrocuted while at work on the line between Shenandoah and Clarinda. He climbed a pole opposite the Wabash depot and touched a live wire with his leg, dying instantly and hanging on the wire for five minutes before falling thirty five feet to the ground.

Shenandoah W. N. Nooke Western Union Clarinda Wabash

Twenty-first Town Infantry Ends Reunion in Dubuque

The Twenty-first Town Infantry closed its reunion in Dubuque last week and elected officers. President Herbert Northey of Waterloo, vice president Alvin Moss of Greene, and secretary I L Waters of Waterloo were chosen. The group will hold next year’s reunion in Waterloo.

21St Towa Dubuque Twenty-first Town Infantry Herbert Northey Waterloo Alvin Moss Greene I. L. Waters

Horse Disease Spreads to Missouri After Kansas Loss

Des Moines reports meningitis among horses spreading from Kansas where the disease has killed about 5 000 horses. Three deaths are recorded in Nodaway county Missouri with several other horses infected.

Des Moines Kansas Missouri Nodaway County

Paralyzed by Lightning Injures Iowa Farmer at Barn

George Onnen, a farmer near Manson, was paralyzed when lightning struck him as he and his son sheltered in a barn during a sudden Iowa storm while milking. The incident occurred near Fort Dodge and involved local farmer Onnen.

Fort Dodge George Onnen Manson Onnen

Fire destroys barn and contents near Dudley

A. J. Stodghill's large barn, located one half mile north of Dudley, was burnt by a fire of unknown origin. The loss totals about 15000 dollars, with 260 bushels of oats 80 bushels of wheat harness and a buggy all consumed by the blaze.

Gottumwa A. J. Stodghill Dudley

Despondent Youth Describes Clinton-Thiede Case

An 18 year old, Clinton John Thiede, reportedly despondent over unemployment, died by self inflicted hanging. Authorities note personal distress led to the tragedy.

Clinton John Thiede

Robbers Take Mail Pouch at Imogene Depot

Robbers broke into the Imogene depot and stole the letter sack. They used a team for escape and discarded the mail pouch north of town. letters remain missing.

Shenandoah Imogene

Boy's Tragic Hanging From Lasso Sparked by Show Incident

An 11 year old son of J. J. Hanrahan accidentally hanged himself with a lasso from a tree in Centerville during a show. The incident prompted an investigation and authorities urge safety reviews of children’s performances.

Centervilleo J. J. Hanrahan

New Iowa Coal Mine Opens Near Knoxville

A sixty foot shaft on the Roberts place in East Knoxville township exposes an eight foot coal seam. The new mine lies five miles from the mammoth vein mined by Enterprise Mining at Everist, with a 5000 acre area. Wabash railroad access at Tracy will extend to Everist and Roberts for coal shipping by September 1, 1913.

Knoxville Marion County Roberts Place East Knoxville Enterprise Mining Company Everist Clay Township Empire Wabash Tracy Roberts

Humboldt Faces Record Land Boom in County History

Humboldt County experiences its largest land boom ever as crops prosper. Land values have risen since spring, with increases of at least 15 dollars per acre. A large farm recently sold at 145 dollars per acre and another nearby farmer received an offer of 187 dollars per acre.

Humboldt Humboldt County

German Conference to Meet Sioux City

Three hundred delegates and visitors are expected in Sioux City for the north west German conference of the Methodist Episcopal church starting Sept. 25. About 180 German ministers will attend with Bishop Frank Bristol of Omaha presiding.

Sioux City The Methodist Episcopal Church Frank Bristol Omaha

Malvern Teacher Arrested Over Punishment Incident

Mrs. Stevens filed a warrant charging Ruth Bingaman a Malvern public schools teacher with assault and battery after alleging she broke the nose of Stevens during punishment. The arrest followed the complaint and warrants issued in Malvern.

Malvern Ruth Bingaman Miss Stevens

Nineteenth Iowa Volunteers Reunion at Keosauqua

The Nineteenth Iowa Volunteer Infantry held a reunion in Keosauqua Iowa on September 11 and 12. Col J B Leak led prisoners of war captured at Sterling plantation on the Mississippi September 27 1863 and held in Tyler Texas for ten months.

Eldon Nineteenth Iowa Volunteer Infantry Keosauqua Iowa J. B. Leak Sterling Plantation Mississippi Tyler Texas

Monticello Cannery Runs Double Shifts Over Corn Rush

Monticello Canning Company extends hours and runs double shifts due to a bumper corn crop. The plant has received more corn than it can process while quality remains excellent.

Monticello Monticello Canning Company

Discharged From Bankruptcy in Council Bluffs

By order of Judge Smith McPherson the following were discharged from bankruptcy James H Champuagh Lanesboro Henry Co Anderson Missouri Valley Lee Howard Van Slyke Anita Joseph T Stangi Carroll county and Henry Schralter Manilla.

Council Bluffs Smith McPherson James H. Champuagh Lanesboro Henry Co. Anderson Missouri Valley Lee Howard van Slyke Anita Joseph T. Stangi Carroll County Henry Schralter Manilla

Methodists In Conference at Algona District Meet

The Algona district Methodist Episcopal conference gathered at the local Methodist church with Rev. A. E. Craig D D president of Morningside college delivering the opening address. About thirty ministers serving charges in the district attended.

Algona Algona District Methodist Episcopal Church Methodist Church A. E. Craig Morningside College

Enrollment Grows as Ames Reports 1921 Students

Enrollment at closing time reached 1921, more than 100 above last year. About 200 students arrived with advanced credits from other colleges, reflecting significant transfer activity at Ames.

Ames

Rural concrete road opens near Winton Iowa

The new concrete road north of the river is open to traffic and used by farmers. It is the first of its kind in Iowa and next year is expected to continue on the grade northward.

Winton Iowa

Oats Record Broken in Minerva County

Albert Chapman thrashes 812 bushels from ten acres in Minerva, Marshalltown, using thirty five bushels of green Prussian seed to sow the land. Exceptional yield reported as county record.

Marshalltown Minerva Albert Chapman

Woman Sues Farmer for Damages in Runaway Crash

LeMars report Kate Boever sues farmer Joseph Kamp for 10000 dollars claiming his dog frightened her horses causing a runaway accident and injuries.

LeMars Kate Boever Joseph Kamp Kamp

Mission Festival Celebrated by Local Lutheran Churches

Sac City area German Lutheran groups held their annual mission festival at St. Peter's Church in Coon Valley township on Sunday. Rev. C. Kallsen of Battle Creek and Rev. R. Amstein of Ute assisted the local pastors.

Sac City This County St. Peter’s Church Coon Valley Township C. Kallsen Battle Creek Rev R. Amstein Ute

Shriners Meeting Set During Creston Homecoming

Creston hosts a Shriners gathering on September 26 as the homecoming celebration closes. A class of fifty will be initiated during the event.

Creston

Long Canoe Trip Begins For Iowa Sophomores

Osage student W T Spies Creston H H Schulte New Hampton and H C Austin Osage sophomores at the State University of Iowa started Sunday on a 500 mile canoe expedition down the Cedar and Iowa rivers.

Osage W. T. Spies Creston H. H. Schulte New Hampton H. C. Austin State University of Iowa Cedar Iowa

Threshing About Completed in Rural Harvest Update

A month of threshing has been active with farmers reporting another week or more to finish shock threshing. Oats yields range from sixty to eighty bushels per acre across fields.

Aviator Paul Peck Killed in Cicero Field Crash

Chicago, Sept 13 An aviator Paul Peck of the Columbia biplane was fatally injured when his craft plunged from about 900 feet during a descent at Cicero flying field. Seconds earlier he had drawn cheers from 1,000 spectators as he spiraled down, but a sudden loss of control caused the crash. He died later at St Anthony de Padua hospital from multiple fractures and internal injuries.

Chicago Paul Peck Columbia Cicero Flying Field St. Anthony de Padua Hospital Peck Chauncey M. Vaught Howard Gill

Pardon Granted in St

Mississippi acting governor pardoned John W. Carter of St Louis who killed Dr Wendel on unwritten law grounds. Carter's wife was formerly married to Senator West's son.

St. Louis Mississippi John W. Carter Wendel Carter Senator West

Brother of slain wrestler held on murder charge

William Grace, brother of John Grace the champion middleweight wrestler, was arrested at Walden on Thursday in Newburgh New York. He faces murder charges in the death of John Grace.

Newburgh N. Y John Grace William Grace Walden

Prominent Hilolson's Wife Stain

Terre Haute Ind Sept 12 Harry N Taylor president of the Illinois Coal Operators association and Monon Coal Co was injured and his wife killed in an automobile accident in Canada Tuesday.

Hilolson Stain Terre Haute Ind Harry N. Taylor Illinois Coal Operators’ Association Monon Coal Co Canada

Canada Wheat Yield Boosts Regina Estimate for 1912

Regina Sask Sept 12 The provincial department of agriculture reports an expected 1912 grain yield of 288,966,551 bushels from 1,800 correspondents across Saskatchewan.

Canada Regina Sask Department of Agriculture

Republicans win Maine governorship and house seats in revised returns

In Maine on September 12, William T. Haines won the governorship by a sizable Republican plurality as returns shifted. Republicans also gained in Congress with Asher C. Hinds and Frank S. Guernsey reelected and Forrest Goodwin replacing Samuel Gould in the third district, while D J McGilliuddy was reelected in the second district.

Portland Maine United States William T. Haines Waterville Frederick W. Plaisted Augusta Haines Plaisted Bert M. Fernald F. W. Plaisted Asher C. Hinds Frank S. Guernsey Forrest Goodwin Samuel W. Gould D. J. McGillicuddy

U S Motors to Go Into Receivership Over 12 Million Liabilities

New York September 14 United States Motors a 42 5 million holding company formed in 1903 to control ten auto and gas engine firms was placed in receivers hands by Judge Hough in an insolvency suit filed by Brown and Sharpe with W H B Strang and Robert Walker named as receivers for the holding company and five constituent companies including Alden Sampson Detroit Brush Runabout Columbia Dayton Maxwell Briscoe. Total liabilities tallied about 12 25 million. Receivers bond fixed at 100 000.

New York United States Motors Company W. H B. Strang Robert Walker Hough Brown & Sharpe Company Providence R. L Alden Sampson Manufacturing Company Detroit Brush Runabout Company Columbia Motor Company Hartford Motors Company Albert Rathbone George W. Perkins Morgan

Wife Aids General Sickles in Pawnshop Standoff

The estranged wife of Gen. Daniel E. Sickles withdrew her jewelry from a safe deposit and pawned it to satisfy a judgment, averting a feared loss of his art and rare books that friends say influenced his decision not to run for commander in chief.

New York Daniel E. Sickles Los Angeles

Call Carnegie to Testify in Pittsburgh Hearings

Federal probe into United States Steel corporation resumes in Pittsburgh around October 1. Andrew Carnegie is expected to testify. The proceedings arise from an equity suit filed in New Jersey over the dissolution of the steel company, not linked to the Stanley investigation.

Pittsburg United States Steel Corporation New York Trenton N. J Andrew Carnegie Stanley New Jersey Steel Corporation

Indictments for Vote Buyings in Morgan County Primary

Morgan county grand jury returns indictments charging twelve men with buying and selling votes in the recent Democratic county primary. More indictments on the same charges are expected before adjournment.

Madison

War Office halts use of monoplanes in British service

London reports the war office suspends monoplanes after four lieutenants die in a week among the British army flying corps. The move follows mounting casualties and aims to reassess aviation safety.

London British Army Flying Corps War Office

Rockefeller Jr Avoids Pocantico Hills Over Cough Fear

Yonkers Sept 14 Sheriff Doyle says John D Rockefeller Jr fears whooping cough more than bandits and stays away from his father's home at Pocantico Hills in Westchester County.

John D., Jr Yonkers N. Y John D. Rockefeller Jr Pocantico Hills Doyle Westchester County

One Killed and Thirty Injured in Nickel Plate Wreck

One man is dead and thirty injured after an eastbound Nickel Plate train No. 6 wrecked in Erie Pennsylvania due to a broken axle. The incident occurred Tuesday near Erie. Railroad officials investigated the cause as urgent but preliminary findings point to mechanical failure.

Erie Nickel Plate Road

Baden Wins Empire State Stake at Syracuse Grand Circuit

Baden captured the Empire State stake for 2 14 trotting horses in straight heats at the Grand Circuit meet in Syracuse New York on the state fair track. The event carried a $10 000 purse and was decided last Tuesday.

Baden Empire State Syracuse N. Y

Chicago Post Office Leads in August Receipts

Chicago posted nearly two million dollars in August receipts becoming the leading post office center in the United States. It surpassed New York, its nearest competitor, by 29274.30 dollars for the month.

Chicago United States New York

Mrs Sage Donates 50000 to Syracuse University

Syracuse New York September 14 Chancellor Day announced Mrs Russell Sage gave Syracuse University fifty thousand dollars through him for its agricultural school in memory of her father, the late Joseph Slocum.

Indian Commissioner Resigns in Disputed Timing

Indian Affairs Commissioner Robert Ga. Valentine sent his resignation to the interior department on Tuesday. The resignation becomes effective at the discretion of Secretary Fisher, who is currently in Hawaii.

Washington Robert Ga. Valentine Indian Affairs Interior Department Fisher Hawaii

Ice famine hits Kansas City as supply dwindles

Kansas City, Missouri, reports an ice famine with natural ice nearly exhausted and artificial plants able to meet only about half of demand. The shortage threatens daily life as utilities and businesses adjust to scarce cooling resources.

Kansas City

Tragic Thompson Family Slaying Likely Self-Destruction

Council Bluffs report describes the discovery of Martin Thompson his wife and eight year old Raymond slain in their kitchen. Authorities say a letter to daughters Christena and Dora and other evidence point to a double murder and death by self infliction rather than a random crime. neighbors note Thompson was respected and motive remains unexplained with nearly $100 found in a bank book.

Council Bluffs Martin Thompson Raymond Thompson Thompson J. B. Moore Stillinger Villisca Christena Dora Council Blaffa Hancock Cutler

Mennig Slater Factory Fire Devastates Des Moines Plant

A fire at the Mennig Slater company on Second and Vine streets destroys a four story brick plant with 66 by 132 feet. Losses total about 123000 with 3500 workers displaced and six months of shutdown anticipated. Insurance covers under half the risk.

Des Moines Mennig- Slater Company Vine

Horses On Day Feed Urged After Fatal New Malady

Council Bluffs reports Dr Miller state veterinarian returned from Clarinda after examining nine horses struck by a fatal new malady. He cites Dr Copeland reports from Missouri Valley and urges owners to move horses from pastures to dry feed to reduce risk.

Council Bluffs Miller Clarinda Copeland Missouri Valley

Cleanup ordered for cheap hotels after trial disclosures

Councilman Charles O'Shonessy of Public Safety orders a general cleanup of suspected houses of assignation after the Becker trial disclosures. Patrolman Becker claimed insubordination for reporting conditions his superiors allegedly ignored, a claim supported by much of the evidence.

Sioux City Charles O’shonessy Department of Public Safety Becker

Latter Day Saints Revival At Magnolia Camp Grounds

Despite poor roads and rain a fair attendance gathered at Magnolia Latter Day Saints camp grounds. Congregants used other churches due to flood conditions while Bishop R. C. Evans of Canada Bishop G. H. Hill iard of Independence Mo and Fred A. Smith of Lamoni attended.

Latter Day Saints Logan Magnolia Tabernacle R. C. Evans Canada G. H. Hilliard Independence Fred A. Smith Lamoni

Accused Banker Released in Embezzlement Case

Marshballtown report states George W. Curtis Jr. of Ferguson was released on bond after being jailed pending bond arrangements. The indictment charged embezzlement of school funds totaling $1,095. His father, a Redfield banker, stood as surety.

Marshballtown George W. Curtis, Jr Ferguson Redfield

Performers Injured as Vaudeville Stage Collapses at Corning Fair

During a vaudeville performance at the Corning fair a stage collapse injured forty people on stage and two performers severely. One performer suffered a broken back and doctors fear he cannot recover.

Creston Corning Fair

Pioneer Drops Dead at Humboldt Street Scene

Humboldt resident H C Prindle aged 73 collapsed on the street and died of apoplexy. He had lived in Humboldt for more than fifty years.

Pioneer Humboldt H. Prindle Mr. Prindle

Former Iowans Forrest and Floyd Reed Die in Colorado Lightning

Word from Manchester reports two former Manchester boys, Forrest and Floyd Reed, killed by a bolt of lightning on a Colorado farm near Gill. The tragedy notes their Iowa origins and the unexpected death.

Manchester Forrest Floyd Reed Gill Colo

Veterans Reunion in Lamont Highlights Kenyon and Chaplain

Buchanan County Veterans' Reunion association met in Lamont this week. Senator W. S. Kenyon spoke Tuesday afternoon and Chaplain Cole delivered a lecture Monday evening.

Lamont Buchanan County Veterans’ Reunion Association W. S. Kenyon Cole

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