Quotable Items From The Express Iowa Column
A collage of satirical notes on world affairs technology travel and society. Jokes touch on sun myths smuggling women naval power luxury liners and a 60 day Peking to Paris automobile feat. Remarks also poke at Lipton Panama governance cuisine and Russian/Japanese warfare.
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Prince Scipone Berghese
Peking
Paris
Potato remarks spark bake and butter craving
A southern professor’s claim that Irish potatoes breed malaria is unlikely to dampen a reader’s appetite for baked potatoes split open with a large dollop of butter.
Denver Widows Seek Union With Reformed Ex Convict
In Denver fifty widows plan to marry an ex convict who proclaims reform. They allow him to pursue change in his own way, implying a self driven path to marriage rather than formal reform efforts.
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Denver
Brooklyn Burglars Steal Safe While Family Slumbers
A Brooklyn burglary ends with thieves entering a home at night and making off with a safe while residents slept. Police advise residents to lock valuables in a secure safe before bedtime to prevent similar incidents.
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Brooklyn
New York
Tramp Tries Legal Trick by Quoting Dictionary at Urbana
A Urbana tramp cites the Illinois statutes and dictionary to claim he is not a vagrant. The piece notes the benefit of a college education for a would be professional tramp and suggests such training might prove useful.
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Tramp
Urbana
Volcano Emerges in Aleutian Island Amid Stunning New Event
Nature shows its force as a pristine volcano appears on a remote Aleutian island, marking a new American possession, while a massive meteor strike in New Mexico produces a dull thud felt for miles, likened to an earthquake.
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Aleutian Islands
New Mexico
Wellman’s Pole Scheme Questioned By Wind Direction
The writer questions Mr. Wellman’s airship plan to reach the pole noting the wind blows opposite the chosen start point. He asks why Wellman does not move to the other side of the pole to be carried across easily.
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Mr. Wellman
New Haven Tests Smoke Consumer for Cleaner Trains
The New Haven railroad tested a smoke consumer that draws smoke and cinders from the firebox into a consuming compartment. Passengers report open windows are dust free, similar to electric cars. The Indianapolis Star notes the device is an Austrian invention.
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New Haven
Indianapolis Star
Swedish explorers foresee warmer route to south pole
If those Swedish explorers heading to the south pole imagine a warmer climate along the way as in their home region they may encounter surprises during their progress toward the goal.
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South Pole
Germany's airship ace defies winds aboard Parseval balloon
Reports from Germany describe Major Parseval piloting a balloon with apparent ease while winds pose only a mild obstacle. The note hints a modest qualifier affecting the flight but its exact impact seems minor.
Powder Mills Explosion Kills Dozens in Fontanet
Destruction follows seven blasts at Dupont Powder mills in Fontanet Indiana. About 38 dead and 600 injured with 500 seriously hurt. vast property loss estimated at 750000. Martial law imposed as Indiana National Guard Forests the town and relief funds rise.
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Fontanet
Ind
Dupont
William Sherrow
Indianapolis
Big Four
Terre Haute
Heinzes Hard Hit as Copper Corner Collapse Shocks Market
Turmoil in New York financial district follows the collapse of the United Copper corner and the suspension of Otto Heinze & Co. The Heinze family faces major bank resignations and a broker firm suspension, while dividends shift at Amalgamated Copper and Boston & Montana.
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New York
Financial
United Copper
Otto Heinze & Co
Stock Exchange
F. Augustus Heinze
Butte
Mercantile National Bank of New York
Amalgamated Copper Company
Boston & Montana Copper Company
Haller-Soehle & Co
Hamburg
Germany
State Savings Bank
Mont
Heinzes
Max M. Schultze
Gross & Kleeberg
The
United
Old Texas Bank Assigns Ends Long-Running Houston Firm
One of Texas oldest banking houses, T. W. House bank, filed a general assignment under state law. Assignees named are W. W. B. Chew, W. D. Cleveland and J. S. Rice. Resources are said sufficient to pay creditors 100 cents on the dollar. The failure stems from inability to realize on securities not readily cash convertible. The bank was established in 1838 by the father of the present banker. Mr House owns extensive land and investments across the state.
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Houston
Tex
Texas
T. W. House
W.W. B. Chew
W. D. Cleveland
J. S. Rice
House Bank
House
Mistaken for Burglar, Killed by Homeowner in North Dakota
Minot editor J. T. Neal of the Columbus Reporter was shot dead by Mrs. R. C. Rasmussen who mistook him for a burglar. Neal, at his office, witnessed a nearby fire and moved toward it but was later killed when Rasmussen, impoverished by fear, fired through her door as he tried to enter.
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Minot
N. D
J. T. Neal
Columbus Reporter
R. C. Rasmussen
Neal
Mr. Rasmussen
Rasmussen
Rich American Loses 1200 Dollars in Paris Scam
An American man at a Paris dress shop on Rue de la Paix conversed with two women he believed were dressmakers. When the shop bell rang they fled indoors with his pocketbook containing 1200 dollars. Police found the women were unknown to local dress shops.
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Paris
Rue de la Paix
Snow blankets upper lakes as Sault Ste. Marie reels
Snow fell over the upper lakes Friday with high winds creating the heaviest sea of the year. All boats are tied up in Sault Ste. Marie waiting for better weather.
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Sault Ste. Marie
Mich
Wireless Link Between Oceans Debuts In Nova Scotia
In Glace Bay Nova Scotia on Thursday William Marconi and his assistants inaugurated a regular transatlantic wireless service. He announced that over 5000 words were transmitted between Port Morien six miles away and the Irish station. The messages included a note from Sir Hiram Maxim and a telegram from the London Daily Mail to President Roosevelt.
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Glace Bay
William Marconi
New York Havana Cable Link Completed at Sea
The Commercial Cable Company completed the New York Havana direct cable on Thursday night with the final splice made 120 miles from Coney Island. The milestone connects New York and Havana, marking a major undersea telegraph achievement.
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New York
New York- Havana
Commercial Cable Company
Coney Island
Moertz Brother Shot Dead in Burling ton Poolroom
A Burling ton man Moertz killed his brother in a poolroom late Wednesday night. The pair operated the poolroom and had reportedly quarreled. Moertz claims the shooting was accidental.
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Minot
N. D
A. Moertz
Burlington
Moertz
Cuban Bandits Surrender Near Cienfuegos
A bandit group led by Gil Calder surrendered on Thursday to Capt. Wittemayer after a period of extensive depredations around Cienfuegos Havana reports the surrender details and the commander’s name.
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Havana
Gil Calder
Cienfuegos
Wittemayer
Ex-Senator Shortridge Arrested for Criminal Libel
Charles M. Shortridge former state senator editor of the Daily Times and ex Mercury owner was arrested in San Jose on a criminal libel charge. Congressman EH A Hayes claimed Shortridge accused him of burning his Edenvale mansion for insurance in a public speech and in a published report.
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San Jose
Cal
Charles M. Shortridge
The
Daily Times
Mercury
EH. A. Hayes
Shortridge
Hayes
Edenvale
Girl Wins Typewriter Contest at Madison Square Garden
New York report notes Miss Rose L. Fritz leading the national business show preliminary trial with 1,133 words correctly written in 15 minutes. The result highlights a standout performance among competitors in the typewriter speed contest at the Madison Square Garden event.
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New York
Madison Square Garden
Rose L. Fritz
Burglars Kill Elderly Couple in Morgan City Area
In St. Mary parish near Franklin on Tuesday night, burglars broke into the home of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Selfred and killed the elderly pair with an ax. Police investigate leads as neighbors report the long-standing couple lived at the rural residence.
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Morgan City
Franklin
St. Mary Parish
Charles Selfred
Magills Cleared in Clinton Murder Verdict
In Clinton Illinois a jury, under Judge Cochran, acquitted Frederick Magill and his wife Faye Graham Magill of murdering Mrs Pet Magill. The state failed to prove corpus delicti and the crowd cheered as defendants were congratulated.
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Decatur
Cochran
Frederick Magill
Faye Graham Magill
Pet Magill
Magill
Masgills
Clinton
Miss Graham
Nebr. Chancellor Calls Libelers Estopped by Hanging
President E Benjamin Andrews of the University of Nebraska denounces press misrepresentation of public figures and calls for hanging as punishment for proven libelers. He condemns libelous campaigns and caricature as more atrocious than common business villainies.
Life Sentence for Murder in Roxbury Crossing Case
Walter Stock received a life term from Judge Brown in Boston Superior Court after pleading guilty to murder in the second degree for killing his sweetheart Mary Agnes Bates at the Roxbury Crossing street railway waiting room on April 30 last. The case was originally charged as first degree murder.
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Boston
Walter Stock
Brown
Mary Agnes Bates
Roxbury Crossing
Stock
Minnesota Mayor Missing
W of Ward mayor of Fairmount Minnesota is missing. He went to St Paul four or five weeks ago then left three weeks ago saying he would return to Fairmount. His wife searched St Paul Chicago and Peoria but found no trace of him.
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Minnesota
Fairmount
Minn
W. W. Ward
St. Paul
Chicago
Peoria
Artist John Antrobus Dies in Detroit Home
John Antrobus, a widely known American artist and father of novelist Suzanne Antrobus, died Friday at his Detroit residence. He previously lived in Chicago and Washington before moving to Detroit.
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John Antrobus
Detroit
Mich
Suzanne Antrobus
Chicago
Washington
Northern Pacific appoints new general manager
President Howard Elliott of the Northern Pacific railway announced Friday the resignation of Harry J. Horn as general manager and named George T. Slade, J. J. Hill's son in law, to succeed him in St Paul Minnesota.
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Northern Pacific
St. Paul
Minn
Howard Elliott
Northern Pacific Railway
Harry J. Horn
George T. Slade
J. J. Hill
President Roosevelt Kills Large Black Bear in Louisiana
President Roosevelt bagged a female black bear of notable size in a late Thursday hunt near Stamboul Louisiana. He tracked the animal into the thicket and brought it down after a brief pursuit.
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Stamboul
Roosevelt
Wooden Steamer Sinks Near Detroit in Collision
The Gilchrist fleet wooden steam er Case was sunk Wednesday afternoon near Detroit in a collision with the Pittsburg Steamship Company's steel steamer Mariska at Lime Kilns Crossing.
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Detroit
Mich
Gilchrist
Pittsburg Steamship Company
Mariska
Christie Strang Sets World Mile Auto Record
Christie Strang, nephew of Walter Christie, lowered the world mile automobile record for a circular track in Birmingham Louisiana on Wednesday with a 51 35 seconds clocking.
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Birmingham
Christie Strang
Walter Christie
United States balloon flight wins Lahm cup
Aeronauts J. C. McCoy and Capt. Charles DeF. Chandler piloted balloon No. 10 from American soil, traveling about 500 miles through Illinois Indiana and Ohio. The voyage earned the Lahm cup for exceeding 402 miles with a potential landfall near Point Pleasant West Virginia. Provisions and testing instruments accompanied the ascent as plans called for an overnight flight.
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Lahm
United States
Paris
Lieut. Lahm
shooter wounds fellow Eureka College student on campus
Lewis M. Wilson a Eureka College Theological Seminary student shot classmate John Walsh during assembly in Eureka Illinois. The bullet struck near Walsh's neck after a prior challenge and Wilson had bought a revolver and practiced on campus. Walsh hails from Sydney Australia while Wilson is from a Missouri town.
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Peoria
Lewis M. Wilson
Eureka College Theological Seminary
Eureka
John Walsh
Wilson
Walsh
Sydney
Australia
Missouri
Nineteen Die In English Wreck Near Shrewsbury
The latest report from the scene of Tuesday's railway wreck near Shrewsbury states 19 killed and 39 wounded. Authorities still seek the cause with speculation that vacuum brakes failed. The engine supposedly sped uncontrollably before derailing.
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Shrewsbury
England
Here
Sawmill Destroyed by Fire Killing Inspector in Bay City
Bay City Michigan sawmill owned by Kern Manufacturing destroyed by fire on Friday afternoon. Lumber inspector William B. Lapham perished in the blaze. Loss estimated at 75000 dollars with 20000 dollars covered by insurance.
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Bay City
Mich
Kern Manufacturing Company
William B. Lapham
Danish Steamer Al fred Erlandsen Wrecked Off Scottish Coast
The Danish steamer Al fred Erlandsen ran ashore on rocks near Castle Point by St Abb's Head Scotland during a gale Friday night. Twenty crew members were drowned in the disaster.
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London
Alfred Erlandsen
Castle Point
St. Abb’s Head
Scotland
Chinatown Tong War Ends With Riots and Fatalities
In Philadelphia Chinatown on Friday afternoon a clash between two Tong factions erupted into a riot with pistols and knives. Three participants were killed as rivals took sides in the street violence.
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Philadelphia
Chinatown
Tong
Vesuvius Eruptions Spark Naples Panic
Naples reports a brief panic after Vesuvius eruptions stop emitting smoke from all craters and loud detonations accompany the quiet, signaling possible renewed volcanic activity.
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Vesuvius
Naples
Clairvoyant Steals Diamonds in Beloit Incident
A clairvoyant in Beloit Wis Wednesday stole diamonds valued at $1 000 from Mrs George Williams He asked to perform charms on the gems and both diamonds and man disappeared.
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Beloit
Wis
George Williams
Americans Nabbbed by Russians in St. Petersburg
William English Walling of Indianapolis and his wife Miss Rose Strunsky, with another American, were arrested Sunday night in St. Petersburg for links to Finnish progression figures. Walling, 30, a wealthy socialist, son of Dr. Willoughby Walling, is connected to Chicago and New York social work and the University settlement at Rivington and Eldridge. Mrs Walling, Anna Strunsky, a Stanford graduate, is among the detained.
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St. Petersburg
William English Walling
Indianapolis
Ind
Rose Strunsky
Finnish Progression Party
Walling
William H. English
Hancock
Russia
Wallings
Mr. Walling
Miss Strunsky
Eldridge Streets
J. G. Phelps Stokes
Robert Hunter
Anna Strunsky
Leland Stanford Jr. University
California
Republicans Set Convention City Choice By Dec 7
The Republican National Committee will convene in this city on December 6 and 7 to decide where and when the next national convention will be held. Acting chairman Harry S. New said several cities have applied, including Chicago Kansas City St Louis Denver Seattle Atlantic City and Pittsburg.
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Republican National Committee
Harrys. New
New
Chicago
Kansas City
St. Louis
Denver
Seattle
Atlantic City
Pittsburg
Blaze Destroys $50,000 Worth of Colchester Property
A Saturday night fire in Colchester Illinois seven miles west of Macomb caused about $50,000 in damage to the business district. Flames were found in the rear of Car son’s hardware at around 11 pm and quickly spread, consuming a hardware store a book shop an undertaking establishment a furniture firm a feed store and two homes before containment.
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Macomb
fFire
Colchester
Here
Carson’s Hardware
Train Smashes Street Car In Cincinnati Crash
A Cincinnati train, No. 38 of the Cin cinnati Indianapolis and Springfield division, crashed into a crowded John street car at Harrison and State avenues on Sunday afternoon, killing Mrs. J. W. Story instantly and injuring three others, one likely to die.
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Cincinnati
Cincinnati, Indianapolis & Springfield
Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton Railroad
Harrison and
State Avenues
John
J. W. Story
Gyroplane in Paris Promises New Aerial Navigation
Paris reports a new heavier-than-air craft using gyroscopic rotary planes instead of vertical propellers. Louis Breguet builds the first machine on this gyroscopic principle, marking a shift from Santos-Dumont style aeroplanes toward a gyroplane.
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Paris
Santos- Dumont
Louis Breguet
Clearing House Aids Banks as Heinze Morse and Thomas Exit
The New York clearing house committee declares the Heinze Morse and Thomas interests eliminated from city banking and offers aid to banks previously suspected. The clearing house investigation has established solvency and officials believe this prevents a crisis in New York banking circles.
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New York
Clearing House Committee
Heinze, Morse and Thomas
New York City
Clearing House Association
Clearing House
Theaters Open Sunday Prompt Indictments in Kansas City
All city theaters operated on Sunday against Judge Wallace's closing order and the acting participants face indictment by the grand jury.
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Kansas City
Wallace
Criminal Court
Missionary Rev Chauncey Murch Dies in Egypt at 48
A cablegram reports Presbyterian missionary Rev Chauncey Murch died in Egypt on October 16. He was 48 years old.
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C. Murch
Egypt
Toledo
Chauncey Murch
Peruna listed as tonic and catarrh remedy
The article argues Peruna is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy due to its action on mucous membranes and general nervous-tonic effects. It cites HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS and other tonics like COLLINSONIA CANADENSIS and CEDRON SEED, claiming testimonials support Peruna’s broad, ideal efficacy against catarrh.
Hospital Story Telling Brings Cheer in New York
Philanthropists seek novel aid by sending reciters to hospitals. Marshall P. Wilder, famed entertainer, visits convalescent patients in New York hospitals where his merry stories delight and comfort them during recovery.
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New York
Marshall P. Wilder
Cromwell Boots Sell at Auction in London
In London a pair of riding boots once worn by Oliver Cromwell sold for 43 dollars. The boots were unearthed about 30 years ago during excavations at Canonbury Tower in Islington.
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London
Oliver Cromwell
Canonbury Tower
Islington
Milk Pail Preservation With Borax Wash
A simple method to keep the milk pail clean uses Borax and water mixed at one tablespoon per quart. Rinse the pail thoroughly after washing to prevent residue and ensure cleanliness.
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