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A collection of quips and satirical asides on manners, politics, science, and daily life. It riffs on manners in shops and hats, pacific voyages, colonialism, and quirks of human thought, noting how appearances mislead and beliefs wobble. The piece blends humor with social critique.
University club to build future home answers education value
Skeptics about higher education are shown a concrete plan for the University club’s future home, intended to prove the value and payoff of a college education through investment in facilities and long term benefits.
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University Club
Chemist Claims Turning Animals to Stone Greeted by Landlady
A chemist who boasts of turning animals to stone is advised by a landlady who knows a method to convert beefsteak into leather. The remark appears in a witty local exchange highlighting practical responses to unlikely claims.
Nations Adopt American Goods In European Taste
Switzerland approves an American watch for the national observatory and mirrors trends as France considers importing American champagne and Austria integrating American wienerwurst.
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Switzerland
National Observatory
France
Austria
Baltic Brings 1002 Marriageable Girls to Country
The steamer Baltic has delivered 1 002 marriageable girls to this country. Officials note they should find husbands among the roughly one million marriageable men who arrived last year.
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Baltic
If Wizard Burbank Would Be a Real Benefactor
An editorial tongue in cheek urges Wizard Burbank to create a tree yielding abundant wood pulp to topple the paper trust. It warns Chicago street paving will take 27 years and cost 200 million dollars, suggesting hopes for progress remain tied to good intentions.
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Wizard Burbank
Paper Trust
Chicago
Color coded treasury notes scheme may require clerks tests
The adoption of the color coded scheme for treasury notes and bank bills by denomination could necessitate color blindness testing for bank clerks to ensure proper handling and identification of those notes.
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Treasury
Swiss Scientist Finds Radium Traces in Simplon Borings
A Swiss scientist who completed a geological survey of Simplon tunnel borings reports traces of radium suggesting larger European deposits than previously found. He contends these deposits caused abnormal heat during tunnel construction and may support the theory that radium abundance could melt the earth's interior.
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Simplon
Europe
Oct magazines describe slums tale voice as bucolic
A writer praises an elderly slums narrator whose speech evokes wide fields and quiet farm sounds. The Indianapolis Star cites the description with notes of woodbirds, cows in the evening air, and dawn corn leaves, calling it a Thackeray Hawthorne echoes moment and remarking on its value.
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Indianapolis Star
Thackeray
Hawthorne
Speculation on Future Fast Boats and Rail Speeds
The article notes late predictions of air draft boats with turbine engines reaching 100 miles per hour and questions the probable speeds of locomotives or electric trains by that time. It frames the speculative comparison as a prompt for imagination about future transportation speeds.
Automobilists Urged to Use Caution on Rushing Demonstrations
The article notes that drivers too eager in showcasing racing spirit wreck themselves and their cars and calls for smarter behavior during runs to prevent injuries and damage.
Minor Banks Close as New York Faces Savings Strain
New York bankers report several small institutions closed their doors amid liquidity strain. The United States Exchange Harlem 600000 and Brooklyn area banks faced withdrawals, but overall solvency is claimed and major trusts remain supported by a Morgan led fund. The Trust Company of America continued payments with little help and deposits rose above 1 million early.
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New York
United States Exchange Bank
Harlem
International Trust Company
Borough Bank of Brooklyn
Brooklyn Bank
Williamsburg Trust Company
Brooklyn
First National Bank of Brooklyn
Stock Exchange
J. Pierpont Morgan
Banking and Trust Company
Trust Company of America
Hamilton Bank
Twelfth Ward Bank
Empire City Savings Bank
Tammany Hall
Judson
Lincoln Trust Company
Colorado statute held void in interstate commerce ruling
United States circuit court of appeals Friday ruled that Colorado’s law requiring foreign corporations to pay an annual license of two cents per $1,000 of capital stock to sue or defend in the state is unconstitutional if applied literally to any corporation engaged in interstate commerce.
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Colorado
St. Paul
Utes Kill Sergeant Baker in Cheyenne River Agency
Special despatch from Sturgis South Dakota reports Sergeant Baker in charge of Ute ration distribution on the Cheyenne River Reservation has been killed near St Paul Minnesota man killed in action or incident details are limited and the report identifies Baker as the casualty with no further names or locations provided
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Baker
St. Paul
Minn
Sturgis
S. D
Sergt. Baker
Cheyenne River Reservation
Jailed for Publishing Untruth in Odessa
Odessa editor M Inber of the Odessa Novasto received four months in a fortress prison by the Elizabethgrad court for publishing an untrue statement.
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Odessa
M., Inber
Odessa Novasto
Elizbethgrad
Winona Lumber Mill Burns in Thursday Fire
Fire in Winona Minnesota started at five in the afternoon in the manufacturing district and swept the Schroth and Ahrens Milling company yards and mill. Damage is estimated at $100000.
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Winona
Minn
Schroth& Ahrens Milling Company
President Roosevelt Returns to White House in Good Spirits
President Roosevelt arrives at the White House from his southern trip on Wednesday afternoon. He says he is thoroughly pleased with the journey and glad to be home again.
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White House
Washington
Roosevelt
Helen Gould Attends Fort Leavenworth Y M C A Dedication
Miss Helen M. Gould attended the dedicatory services for the new army Y M C A building at Fort Leavenworth Kansas. The facility was presented to the soldiers by Miss Gould.
Insurance Man Convicted in New York Case
Dr. Walter R. Gillete former vice president of the Mutual Life Insurance Co was found guilty of perjury in the third degree in a case tied to the 1905 1906 insurance inquiry. The jury recommended mercy. he faces up to ten years and remains in custody awaiting further action by Justice Dowling.
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New York
Supreme Court
Walter R. Gillete
Mutual Life Insurance Company
Gillete
Justice Dowling
Dr. Gillete
Philadelphia
Grand Jury
The
Mutual
Jerome
Dobbs Ferry
Mutual Life
Westinghouse Firms Put Under Receivers. Market Stabilized
Four Westinghouse concerns including Westinghouse Electric and Manufacturing, Westinghouse Machine, and Security Investment were placed in receivership by Judge Ewing after a market scare in Pittsburgh. The Pittsburgh Clearing House and stock exchange acted quickly, closing the exchange to prevent panic. Officials stated the situation is sound overall, caused by money market stringency, with solvency not in doubt.
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Pittsburg
Westinghouse
Pittsburg Clearing House Association
Pittsburg Stock Exchange
Westinghouse Electric & Manufacturing Company
Westinghouse Machine Company
Security Investment Company
Ewing
United States Circuit Court
Pittsburgh Stock Exchange
George Westinghouse
The
Stock Exchange
Clearing House Committee
Calabrian towns ruined by Calabria earthquake
Earthquake strikes Calabria with severe shocks in the southern peninsula. Death toll ranges from about 20 to 120, with extensive destruction and many homes ruined. The pope expresses distress and plans relief funds.
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Rome
Calabrian
Calabria
Woman Receives General Officer Honor at Fort Leavenworth
Miss Helen Miller Gould was greeted as a general officer by officers and enlisted men during a Fort Leavenworth troop review. It marked the first such tribute to a woman at this post as soldiers passed the reviewing point and saluted with “Eyes right.”
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Fort Leavenworth
Kan
Helen Miller Gould
Miss Gould
Busch Offers Balloon Race Cup for St Louis Event
Adolphus Busch announced on Friday in a letter to G. H. Walker that he will offer a trophy valued at 1000 dollars for a balloon race to be held in St Louis next year.
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Busch
St. Louis
G. H. Walker
Adolphus Busch
Col Stephen L Littler Dies In Springfield
Springfield records report Col Stephen L Littler a capitalist died Friday from typhoid fever aged 387. He served on Gov. Tanner's personal staff during the governor's administration.
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Stephen L. Littler
Springfield
Tanner
French Ensign Arrested as Spy in Toulon
Ensign Charles RB Alma of the French navy was arrested in Toulon on Thursday accused of spying. He confessed to stealing a secret signal book and the naval cipher.
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Toulon
Charles RB. Alma
Dynamite Blast Kills Four at Ashland Mill
An explosion at a mixing mill of the Atlantic Dynamite company near Ashland Wisconsin leveled the plant area. About 200 pounds of glycerin exploded killing four men and injuring many others. Local authorities investigated the blast and secured the scene. The incident occurred Thursday near the six mile marker from Ashland.
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Ashland
Wis
Atlantic Dynamite Company
Second Dreyfus Affair After French Naval Secrets Arrests
Paris reports the arrest of ensign Charles Ullmo of the French Navy at Toulon on charges of spying and possessing a secret naval signal book and cipher code. An officer Berton was detained in Vendome for negotiating with a foreign agent to sell military secrets. Ullmo allegedly offered documents for 30,000 francs and kept plans for mobilizing the fleet and harbor mine locations. The cases fuel debate in the chamber of deputies over national defense amid anti military propaganda concerns and criticisms of army disorganization.
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Paris
Jnsign
Charles B. Allmo
Toulon
Vendome
Berton
Ullmo
Dreyfus
Minister of Marine
France
Ulma
Chamber of Deputies
Charles Humbert
Andre
Gen. Langlois
Mm. Gauthier
Lasses
M. Humbert
Cooke and McReynolds Lose in Supreme Court
The supreme court affirmed criminal court rulings finding John A. Cooke guilty of embezzlement as Cook County circuit clerk and sentencing him to the penitentiary. It also upheld George S. Mc Reynolds guilty of embezzlement with warehouse receipts pledged against grain from his own elevator, repaid by banks, with no grain remaining in the warehouse.
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Springfield
Criminal Court of
Cook County
John A. Cooke
Supreme Court
George S. McReynolds
McReynolds
Marquette College Plans Weather Bureau
Milwaukee weather bureau to be established by Marquette College with Alumni funding. Rev James McGeary, new physics and astronomy chair and noted observer, will lead the service.
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College Weather Bureau
Milwaukee
United States
Marquette College
James McGeary
Manila
Short Strike in New Orleans Ends After Four Hour Tie
Ten thousand cotton and freight handlers walked out for four and a half hours in New Orleans on Friday. They had returned to work after a month of sympathy action against local steamship interests. The walkout also followed returning men who would not sign a three year Illinois Central contract. The dispute ended when the railroad withdrew its demand.
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New Orleans
Illinois Central Railroad
Lusitania Sets New Eastbound Record to Queenstown
Cunard liner Lusitania arrives at Queenstown at 9 30 pm breaking the prior New York to Queenstown record of 5 days 4 hours 19 minutes with a voyage time of 4 days 22 hours 46 minutes.
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Lusitania
Queenstown
Cunard Line
New York
Panama Dentist Dies by Own Action
Dr F O Gross of Oregon a prominent Panama dentist and longtime Isthmus resident committed death by own action here Thursday in Panama City.
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Panama
F. O. Gross
Oregon
Isthmus
Germany Wins Balloon Race In Close World Cup Finish
The second international balloon contest began in St Louis and ended near Asbury Park New Jersey with Germany taking the top prize. The Pommern landed Wednesday morning with a little over five miles to spare over L Is le de France which landed in Herbertstown New Jersey. Dusseldorf placed third with American entries in positions four and five. A German team led the field, followed by a French and English entries. The Pommern’s unofficial distance was about 880 miles while the L Isle de France covered roughly 875.
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Herbertsville
N. J
Atlantic Coast
Point Pleasant
Dusseldorf
Pommern
L’isle de France
Man Convicted of Aiding Wife in Death Case
James Wardell Friday of New York was found guilty of first degree manslaughter for helping his wife Laura die by self harm. Autopsy showed gas asphyxiation. the gunshot occurred posthumously. Wardell, 23, awaits sentencing after remand.
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James Wardell
New York
Laura
James Wardell Friday
Wardell
Alfonso IIIs TB diagnosis and London visit plan
King Alfonso of Madrid is reported to have tuberculosis as doctors confirm earlier health fears. He will travel incognito as Duke of Toledo to London for specialist examination and recently underwent surgery to curb consumption symptoms amid concerns over the hereditary disease.
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Madrid
Alfonso
Toledo
London
Kaiser Wilhelm der Grosse Sustains Rudder Break Near Grand Banks
The North German Lloyd liner Kaiser Wilhelm der Grosse, sailing from New York Tuesday, broke her rudder about mid ocean east of the Grand Banks of Newfoundland. She continued steering with its screws and is headed for Plymouth, though the accident may cause a delay. The issue is not considered serious.
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New York
Grand Banks
New Foundland
Plymouth
Auto hits prized horse at Pittsburg show
An automobile struck a horse valued at $8,000 owned by H. Vervack of Buffalo New York. The animal, brought to Pittsburg for an upcoming horse show, had to be shot after both hind legs were broken.
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Pittsburg
H. Vervack
Buffalo
N. Y
Kiowa Indian Agent Nomination Post Revealed
Secretary Garfield announced after Thursday meeting with the president that Lieut. Steckler of the Philippine scouts would be offered the Kiowa Indian Agency position at the Kiowa reservation.
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Washington
Garfield
Lieut
Steckler
The
Philippine Scouts
Kiowa Indian Reservation
Indianapolis man arrested in Detroit hotel linked to probe
Deputy Sheriff Clay of Indianapolis arrested Friday afternoon at the Hotel Cadillac in Detroit. Henry P. Brunagh is said to be wanted in Indianapolis to answer a charge connected with a recent paying investigation in that city.
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Detroit
Mich
Clay
Indianapolis
Cadillac
Henry P. Brunagh
Iowa Central Shops Burned in Major Marshalltown Fire
A Friday night blaze in Marshalltown Iowa destroyed the Iowa Central car shops paint shops machinery stock coaches box and flat cars and lumber entailing an estimated loss of 800000.
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Iowa Central
Marshalltown
Antiquary Surrenders Loot Linked to Paris Robberies
M Lannoy, an antiquary implicated with Antoine Thomas in church robberies, turned over stolen treasures to authorities claiming he paid Thomas 4400 dollars.
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Paris
M. Lannoy
Antoine Thomas
Thomas
Bulgarians Burn Rakoven Village in Saloniki Report
News from Saloniki states that a Bulgarian band burned the Greek village of Rakoven near Monastir on October 21. The report notes Bulgarian aggression during ongoing hostilities in the region.
Banking Officials Credit Calm Response to Cash Pressure
New York bankers say united action and remedial plans have stabilized the financial system. Clearing house loan certificates and restricted savings withdrawals aim to prevent drain to the east as other cities follow. President Roosevelt’s support and Cortellyou’s Washington move are seen as aiding ongoing government help while business credit and prosperity remain unaffected, unlike 1893.
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New York
United Action
Wise Counsels
Chicago
Milwaukee
St. Louis
St. Paul
Minneapolis
Duluth
Cortelyou
Washington
Roosevelt
President Roosevelt Marks Forty Ninth Birthday Quietly
Washington reports President Roosevelt spent his forty ninth birthday at the White House in a quiet family celebration. He continued his usual Sunday routine of worship, work, and recreation as congratulations poured in by mail telegraph and telephone.
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Washington
Roosevelt
White House
Skeleton Tickets Stolen From Santa Monica Station
A burglary at the Southern Pacific Santa Monica station last Thursday night netted skeleton tickets valued over 15000 dollars along with stamps punches and ink pads that enable falsifying transcontinental railroad tickets. The theft threatens railroad officials nationwide for months to come.
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Los Angeles
Cal
Southern Pacific
Santa Monica
James Reddick Killed in Sunday Car Crash Near Half Day
James Reddick longtime Republican county committee chairman and prominent Chicago political figure died in an automobile crash shortly after 1 am Sunday. The accident occurred at Half Day village on the old Milwaukee highway between Wheeling and Libertyville about 28 miles from Chicago.
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Chicago
James Reddick
Republican County Committee
Half Day
Milwaukee Highway
Wheeling
Libertyville
Railway Rates Rise Planned In Mexico City
It was stated that a general increase in Mexican railway rates will go into effect soon after sessions of the railway commission and railway officials. Railways demanded 20 percent while the commission approved 12 percent. A decision on ore shipments was deferred to a later conference.
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Mexico City
Railway Commission
Thayer Monument Unveiled at Wyuka Cemetery
Lincoln Nebraska. A monument to Brig. Gen. John M. Thayer, erected by the state, was dedicated at Wyuka cemetery Sunday afternoon. Unveiling was by W K Gillispie and Wesley Barr of the First Nebraska regiment. Dedicatory address by Col. Thomas J Majors of Peru with another by Gen. John C Cowin of Omaha.
Costly Fire at Nome Destroys Pioneer Mining Building
A Friday blaze in Nome, Alaska caused about 300000 dollars in property loss. The Second Avenue office of Pioneer Mining Company, described as the town’s best mining structure, was among the buildings destroyed with an estimated 50000 dollars in damage.
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Tacoma
Wash
Nome
Second Avenue
Pioneer Mining Company
Fatal Texas Rail Crash Kills First Passengers
Dallas Texas a Missouri Kansas and Texas railroad wreck occurred Sunday killing the first passengers in company history. Twenty five injured.
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Texas
Dallas
Tex
Missouri, Kansas & Texas Railroad
Advice to Victims Mixes Simple Kidney Bladder Remedy
An article promotes a home mix from a half ounce fluid extract dandelion one ounce compound Karyon and three ounces compound syrup sarsaparilla. Shake and take a teaspoonful after meals and at night with plenty of water. It claims to cleanse kidneys and relieve rheumatism and urinary troubles, offering a permanent cure in many cases.
Prominent planter in Arkansas visits distant holdings
A well known planter travels with a friend to southern Arkansas to inspect distant land. They meet a farmer plowing a hill who explains his struggles with a bad hill and a harsh boss. The planter tries to be friendly, but the farmer responds with humor about his own circumstances.
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Arkansas
Not Discharged A Tale Of Whisky And Justice
An old Antebellum negro in a small southern town is arrested for drunkenness and brought before the village magistrate. He requests a familiar lawyer, who is summoned. In the office the man confesses to the marshal that he is charged with whisky to the magistrate.
Protecting His Magazines
A man recalls finding his name stamped on nearly every page of a magazine at a doctor's office. He confronted the owner who claimed the habit helps prevent theft, saying he would have trouble keeping copies if not marked. He notes he still loses issues occasionally.
Henry VII and the tally of his wives
The piece notes Henry VII asked how many wives he had. The secretary answered six. He doubted the count but affirmed it, then decided to stop at six and died before a seventh marriage could occur.
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Henry VII
Chicago Daily News
Grape-Nuts Promises Brain Power For Studying Youth
A Jamestown boy writes that Grape-Nuts fed him properly during overstudy, easing headaches and hunger, improving color and strength, and helping him pass exams. He says the food revived his energy, aided study, and prevented a year’s delay entering college. Father and mother also gained better health and sleep. There’s a Reason and a nudge to read The Road to Wellville.
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Jamestown
N. Y
Wellville
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