Monticello Express Miscellany Portraits and Puns
A collage of humorous observations and quips on mortgages, golf, travel, crime, science, fashion, and daily life. Snippets include a burglar asleep on a meat shop job, Queen Mary learning golf, a caddy, jokes about mince pie digestion, and a British official’s odd wage labeling of football as manual labor.
Reflections on Human Nature and Society
The speaker muses on moral contrasts in humanity noting much that is good in flaws and vice in virtue. They argue the overall善 balance favors the good, and warn against cynicism about the human race’s direction.
Secrets of a Happy Marriage Quietly Managed
A Los Angeles woman shares a strategy for marital harmony by avoiding barrage questions when a husband returns home late. The approach relies on restraint to prevent provoking self incrimination and maintain peace.
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Los Angeles
Prophet Forecasts Return of Fig Leaf Skirt
The Minneapolis pastor predicts a revival of the fig leaf style for women, prompting skepticism about his accuracy. The remark recalls bitter winter days with temperatures dipping 15 degrees below zero.
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Minneapolis
Queen Sets Trend of Money as Bridal Gift
The article notes Queen Alexandra starting a trend by giving a $100 check as a bridal present. It suggests recipients will welcome the gift while givers may feel the burden of such generosity.
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Alexandra
Airlines Promise Faster NYC to Chicago Travel
In the near future aircraft may carry passengers between New York and Chicago. While experts predict great progress, travelers currently favor current options over the newer flyers as they await safer, proven service.
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New York
Chicago
Woman juries urged to try women crimes says Wayman
Chicago State's Attorney Wayman argues for female jurors in cases involving women. He claims only a woman's jury can assess a woman's heart and detect deception behind emotional displays. He notes men may pretend to understand their wives but fail to judge accurately.
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Wayman
Chicago
Moving picture producers object to certain scenario payments
Moving picture producers protest the proposed payments of 310 and 16 for some scenarios submitted to them. They argue the amounts are excessive and may seek to avoid compensation by declining the work.
Dentist Claims Pink Teethed Girls Make Good Wives
A western dentist asserts pink teethed girls are good wives yet notes that during courtship a man prefers not to have a woman flash her teeth.
Fashion Experts Note Narrower Men's Trousers and Shorter Skirts
Fashion authorities observe that men's trousers are narrowing and shortening, while commentaries add that women's skirts are following similar trends. The remark highlights shifting silhouettes in contemporary style.
Woman Politician Sets 36 Hour Speaking Record
A female politician drew attention for delivering an uninterrupted thirty six hour speech. Supporters hailed her stamina and rhetoric while critics questioned the impact of such a marathon address.
Death of Noted Figure Described as Living Skeleton
A foreign paper reports the death of a man described as a living skeleton. His wife finds a consolation in the loss as the family skeleton is no more, signaling a stark, somber obituary note.
Philadelphia Man Feigns Death By Swallowing Teeth
A Philadelphia man attempted suicide by swallowing his teeth but the act proved to be a false alarm and no fatal outcome occurred.
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Philadelphia
Sherman Dies at Home in Utica and Vice Presidency Unclear
Utica October 31 1912 Vice President James Schoolcraft Sherman died at 9 42 pm at his Utica home after weeks of illness The illness culminated in coma with uremia Brights disease and kidney failure His family and relatives were present Doctors attributed the crisis to kidney failure He had served in Congress from 1887 to 1907 and was Taft era vice president He was born October 24 1855 in Utica New York He was widely popular in Washington and among his party He married Carrie Babcock in 1881 and had three children Sherman’s death does not alter the election Taft electors will choose a successor if the ticket wins and the Senate has no vice president until 1913 The president will convene and adjournments were requested in memory of Sherman
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One Way The Wrights Put Safety First In Flight
A Washington Star remark cites Wilbur Wright prioritizing safety in aeroplane design. A quick quip from a girl prompts Wright’s reply that heaven comes not from rising but from living well enough to descend. Youth's Companion attribution adds the anecdote.
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Wilbur Wright
Washington Star
Platinum Output Rises Markedly As Prices Climb
Last year saw a significant rise in platinum production to just over 29 000 ounces with a value of 28 87 dollars per ounce, up more than four dollars from the prior year.
Silence as a deliberate habit in conversation
A quotation notes that a silent person earns applause by holding back talk, implying restraint and purposeful speech can be more effective than constant chatter. It reflects a view on communication style and social performance.
Educating Women Shapes Future Generations Quote
A quotation from Edouard Rene Lefebure Laboulaye states that educating a man forms an individual who leaves little behind, while educating a woman shapes future generations.
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Edouard Rene Lefebure Laboulaye
The Other Way About Quotation Exchange
A humorous exchange about separation follows with Mrs Exe asking if a misunderstanding caused the split and Mrs Wye replying they parted because they understood each other too well. The dialogue showcases witty wordplay on marital separation.
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Exe
Wye
Mean Disposition Prompt Sparks Gracious Exchange
A witty exchange from Stray Stories features a character offering congratulations for ordinary things and a sharp rebuttal about temper. The dialogue playfully contrasts kindness with a harsh mood, highlighting clever interpersonal humor.
Laundry Exchanges Test Exhaustive Shirt Cleaning
Brown asks if shirts are finished at a laundry. Robinson confirms and says only about three washings are needed to do them up exhaustively.
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Brown
Robinson
Former McCormick official testifies in harvester case
Rodney B. Swift former head of McCormick Harvester legal patent and experimental departments proved the star government witness in the preliminary hearing to dissolve International Harvester company in Chicago. He described profits 16 million on 2.5 million capitalization for 1900 1901 and 1902 and 463 percent dividends. He outlined conferences forming six harvesting machine firms controlling up to 90 percent of the world binder and reaper business.
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Rodney B. Swift
McCormick Harvester Company
I Ts Sust
International Harvester Company
Robert §. Taylor
McCormicks
Harvester Trust
Swift
MacCormick Harvester Company
Divi
Dends
Edwin P. Grosvenor
Asistant
New York
William D. McHugh
Groavenor
Nuns Die Trying to Save Children in San Antonio Fire
Six Sisters of Charity of the Incarnate Word perished in a blaze that destroyed St. John's orphanage as they tried to carry a child to safety. Mother superior Mary of the Cross left safety to rescue an overlooked child and both fell back into flames as Fire Chief Wright and rescuers watched powerless. One other child remains missing.
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Tex
Sisters of Charity
St. John’s Orphanage
Mary of the Cross
Wright
Sisters of Charity of the Incarnate Word
Autoist Dead, Four Missing In Missouri River Narrows
Positive ID of a body recovered from the Missouri river near Winnebago Nebraska is George Miller a Sioux City contractor. He was part of a five person auto party that left Sioux City October 1 for Omaha. Others Bertha Holbrook Frank Stamper Ida Hall and Louis Matwig remain unlocated.
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Sioux City
Iowa
Missouri River
Winnebago
Neb
George Miller
Miller
Bertha Holbrook
Frank Stamper
Danbury
Ida Hall
Omaha
Louis Matwig
Matwig
Frank W Elkins dies after years in exile
Frank W Elkins son of former U S Senator Stephen B Elkins of Virginia died Thursday in Fort Worth Texas after a long voluntary exile and under an assumed name the cause given acute alcoholism reflects a lifelong struggle with drink starting years earlier in Virginia and culminating in death in Texas
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Ft. Worth
Tex
Frank W. Elkins
U.S
Stephen B. Elkins
Virginia
Woman Dies In Auto Collision In Los Angeles
Mrs. John H. Daugherty was killed and her husband Doctor Daugherty seriously injured in an automobile collision in Los Angeles on Thursday. The Daughertys came here from Indianapolis.
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Los Angeles
Cal
John H. Daugherty
Doctor Daugherty
Daughertys
Indianapolis
Congressman Connell Found Dead in Poughkeepsie Home
Richard BE Connell, congressman for the Twenty first district and reelection candidate, was found dead in his bed at his Poughkeepsie New York home on Wednesday after presumed natural causes.
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Poughkeepsie
N. Y
Richard BE. Connell
Twenty-first
American Horse Wins Cambridgeshire Stakes at Newmarket
Adam Bede owned by Louis Winans led nineteen rivals to victory at Newmarket in the Cambridgeshire Stakes on Wednesday. The American horse trainer and owner celebrated the win in England on November 1.
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Newmarket
England
Adam Bede
Louis Winans
Becker Is Sentenced to Die for Rosenthal Murder
Charles A. Becker former police lieutenant convicted of procuring Herman Rosenthal's murder was sentenced to death in New York by Justice Goff. An appeal will stay the execution for up to a year as Becker is taken to Sing Sing to await fate. He maintained his innocence as he left for prison.
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New York
Charles A. Becker
Herman Rosenthal
Sing Sing
Justice Goff
Becker
Warburger
New York Navy Yard Launch Of Superdreadnought New York
President Taft and officials watched the launch of the superdreadnought New York at the Wallabout yard. Miss Hisse Calder christened the ship while Kathleen Fitzgerald served as flower girl. The New York, sister to Texas, carries fourteen inch guns and twenty one five inch guns.
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New York
Taft
Meyer
Dix
Gaynor
United States Navy
New New York Navy Yard
Hisse F. Calder
W. M. Calder
Kathleen Fitzgerald
Congressman Fitzgerald
Brooklyn
Texas
Newport News
States Ratify Income Tax Amendment Across Union
Washington reports that thirty two states notified Secretary Knox of ratification of the proposed income tax amendment to the federal constitution while four states notified rejection to the state department.
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Washington
Secretary Knox
State Department
Governor orders state troops for Jacksonville street car strike
In Jacksonville Florida Governor Gilchrist ordered out the First and Second regiments of state troops to quell disorders and rioting connected with the street car strike. The action followed escalating unrest and the deployment aims to restore order.
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Jacksonville
Fla
Gilchrist
Officers Hurt In a Riot In Little Falls
Michael Haley a local special policeman and Detective John Kennedy of Albany were injured in a riot in front of the Phoenix hotel in Little Falls on Wednesday Haley was shot and Kennedy stabbed in the melee with the assailants.
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Little Falls
N. Y
Michael Haley
John Kennedy
Albany
Phoenix Wmi
Sir Baden Powell Weds in Dorset Ceremony
London reports General Sir Baden Powell the Mafeking hero married Miss Olave Soames at Parkstone Dorset. The wedding was performed by Rev. Hon. Radderly, marking a notable social event.
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London
Baden Powell
Mafeking
Parkstone
Dorset
Olave Soames
Radderly
Youths Loot Train Burnt Trestle Robbery Near Muskogee
Three youths robbed a southbound Missouri Kansas Texas train south of Eufaula on Oct 31. They forced the engineer to detach cars, set a trestle on fire to stop the train, and blew open the express safe, escaping with several thousand dollars from the Southwestern National Bank consignments. Eyewitnesses saw robbers carry sealed currency packages. a package wrapper read 4500 dollars.
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Muskogee
Okla
Eufaula
Southwestern National Bank of Commerce of
Kansas City
National Bank of
SINGER MURDER SUSPECT CAPTURED IN O HIO
Charles N Conway crippled acrobat and his actress wife known as Mary Conway Beatrice Ryall and May Monte were arrested at Lima Ohio their hometown of the wooden footed circus clown in connection with the murder and robbery in Chicago of Miss Sophia Gertrude Singer heiress of Baltimore. Conway and his wife denied responsibility for Miss Singers death.
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Chicago
Charles N. Conway
Mary Conway
Beatrice Ryall
May Monte
Sophia Gertrude Singer
Baltimore
Lima
John J. Halpin
Detective Bureau
Conway
Miss Singer
Plymouth farmer shoots family head and kin then hangs
Alvin Roehr of Plymouth, Wisconsin, shot and killed his father in law Phil lip Ott and Ott's wife and her father Fred Haut as he was denied access to his separated wife. Roehr later was found hanging from a tree in the woods. Mrs Roehr and her infant hid for three hours. Ott was a prominent local farmer and stock raiser.
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Sheboygan
Wis
Alvin Roehr
Plymouth
Phillip J. Ott
Titanic survivor has babe born to Mrs Marvin
New York October thirty first report announces the birth of a child to Mrs Daniel W Marvin of Riverside Drive The couple were aboard the Titanic returning from Europe when the disaster occurred Mr Marvin died and Mrs Marvin survived The mother and daughter are said to be doing well at home The bride was seventeen at marriage and the groom a year older
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New York
Cvil
Daniel W. Marvin
Riverside Drive
Marvin
Europe
Taft party heads to New York for battleship launch
President Taft and his party departed for New York to attend the New York battleship launch set for Wednesday and return Thursday morning. Karl H. Behr, a former Yale tennis champion, and Miss Helen Newman, Riverside Drive resident’s daughter, announce their engagement. both Titanic survivors were rescued in the same lifeboat.
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Taft
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Karl H. Behr
Yale
Helen Newman
R. L. Beckwith
Riverside Drive
Behr
Miss Newman
Thirty Volcanoes Erupt in Ninafoon Island
Thirty volcanoes are erupting on Ninafoon Island in the Tongan group. Remarkable changes in the island’s physical features have resulted from the activity.
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Sydney
Ninafoon
Nager Wins Gordon Bennett Balloon Trophy
In Orlin Germany on November 2 Nager wins the Gordon Bennett balloon trophy as Duesseldorf and Isle de France have yet to report results.
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Nager
Orlin
Germany
Gordon Bennett
Duesseldorf
Isle de France
Aviator Morburger Killed in Berlin Air Crash
Berlin reports Lieutenant Morburger of the Imperial Air Service died when his aeroplane plunged 200 feet during a flight over Oberwiesenfeld. This marks the 207th air fatality recorded.
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Lieut
Morburger
Imperial Iedtan Ose
Oberwiesenfeld
Snead Granted Bail in Amarillo Shooting Case
J B Snead the rancher who fatally shot Al C Boyce in Amarillo was granted bail by the appellate court here last Wednesday. The bond set at twenty thousand dollars.
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J. B. Snead
Ball
Fort Worth
Tex
Snead
al C. Boyce
Amarillo
Sherman Burial Follows Simple Rites for Ex-Vice President
In Utica and Washington, officials and citizens mourn former Vice President James Sherman. President Taft and Congress attend a modest funeral and proclamation calls flags at half mast. Naval salutes, mourning badges, and court adjournments mark the national tribute.
Chicago Packers Indicted In Rendering Monopoly Case
A federal grand jury charged Edward F. Swift Edward A. Tilden George H Swift Horatio W Heath and Consolidated Rendering with monopolizing the rendering trade. The 1904 share was 40 percent and current control about 95 percent through alleged unfair and unlawful conduct.
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Federal Grand Jury
Edward F. Swift
Chicago
Consolidated Rendering Company
Edward A. Tilden
George H. Swift
Horatio W. Heath
United States District Court
Morton
Diaz Death Sentence Ruling Delayed by Court Busy Docket
Mexico City reports that the Mexican supreme court judges will not decide the legality of the death sentence on Felix Diaz until after a crowded docket clears, likely delaying a ruling for about a month.
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Mexico City
Mexican Supreme Court
Felix Diaz
Vera Cruz
Mexico arrests Belgian consul in Merida
Washington reports that the Mexican government has arrested the Belgian consul at Merida Yucatan, an action that may trigger international complications according to the state department.
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Mexico
Washington
Merida
Yucatan
State Department
Railway Official Shot in Greensboro Tragedy
George G. Thompson division freight agent of the Southern railway was shot and killed in Greensboro North Carolina on Tuesday by his former private secretary W R Blair who had been discharged.
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Greensboro
N. C
George G. Thompson
The
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W. R. Blair
American Balloon Lands Near Grambin on Baltic Sea
The American balloon Million Population, piloted by John Berry, landed Monday afternoon at Grambin near Mecklenburg in the Stettin region on the Baltic coast, according to Berlin dispatches.
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John Berry
Grambin
Meckermuende
Stettin
Baltic Sea
American Reporter Expelled From Mexico City
F C Slocum of the Los Angeles Times was ordered expelled from Mexico City and began his trip to the frontier. He becomes the third American journalist to be expelled in the incident.
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Mexico City
F. C. Slocum
Los Angeles Times
Mexico
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