Many sardonic takes from The Express Monticello column
A wry collection of quips on politics science weather and sport. The author riffs on California comets Maine hogs diamonds and dueling, noting harsh truths about inflation fire insurance and school football bans. Observations mix humor with social critique of early 20th century life.
Fatalities in New England big game season prompt football reform talk
Annual statistics show more hunting deaths than football fatalities inviting claims for reform. The text argues shooting humans in hunting should stop, noting the hunters are not publicly displayed for admission fees, unlike some football spectacles.
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New England
New York City notes champagne consumption on New Year
The city records that 500000 quarts of champagne were consumed on New Year’s Eve. The remark highlights a festive turnout and the scale of celebration in the city.
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New York City
Scientist Hints at Aurora Cause Amid Snowbound Dread
A scientist claims a possible explanation for the aurora borealis while commentators debate why people still view a harsh winter with epidemics coal shortages and railway wrecks as healthful, noting travel dangers and fatal snows.
Ice Company President Forecasts Low Ice Prices Next Summer
The president of a leading ice firm predicts ice prices will stay low next summer. He argues this will aid widespread use of dependable ice consumption and help popularize winter storage and supplies, benefiting consumers and distributors.
Man fights divorce suit claiming pre marriage support promise
A New York husband counters his wife's divorce suit by asserting she promised financial support before their marriage. He argues the claim should persuade the court, noting the seriousness of such a promise in seeking support.
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New York
Paris Flood Sinks City in Seine Inundation Crisis
The Seine flood covered about nine square miles of Paris with rising waters threatening the city. President Fallieres and Premier Briand toured flood areas as 100000 homeless sought shelter and aid, with $200000000 in losses and a $200000 public subscription including $1400 from the American Chamber of Commerce.
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Paris
Seine
Fallieres
Briand
Ivry
American Chamber of Commerce
Zeigler Mine to Reopen After Ownership Change
Zeigler mine, town of Zeigler, and about 10 000 acres of coal lands in Franklin county have been sold for 8 000 000 to an eastern corporation. The new owners plan to reopen the Leiter property and prepare it for operation. The Zeigler mine has been sealed since 1908 after an explosion killed 28 workers, eight bodies remain unrecovered.
Glavis Accuses Ballinger in Alaska Patent Probe
The Ballinger Pinchot inquiry resumes with Gravis presenting papers and witnesses. Glavis recounts a December 1907 Washington visit and Ballinger’s push for a thorough investigation despite ties to claimants. A 1908 sequence shows clear listing of Cunningham claims resisted and later withdrawn.
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Washington
Ballinger
Taft
Wickersham
Alaska
Schwartz Glavis
Glavis
Cunningham
B and C May Face Strike On Baltimore and Ohio
New York reports trainmen and conductors on the Baltimore and Ohio threaten a strike after partial wage demands are refused. Officials stand firm but hope trips by two union leaders to Baltimore may avert a rupture.
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New York
Baltimore & Ohio Railroad
Road
Brotherhoods
Baltimore
Swope Deaths Linked to Strychnine Poisoning
Kansas City report states multimillionaire Thomas H. Swope and his nephew Chris Swope died from strychnine poisoning. Telegram from Chicago to John G. Paxton says toxicologists have analyzed vital organs for ten days and will send an official report. no arrests expected before next week.
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Kansas City
Thomas H. Swope
Chrisman Swope
Chicago
John G. Paxton
Swope Heirs
Paxton
Oil producers plan suit to recover huge Standard Oil funds
Minneapolis session of Independent oil producers says they will sue Standard Oil Company to recover 281.5 million dollars.
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Standard
Minneapolis, Minn
Standard Oil Company
Harriman Mansion Expansion Begins at Arden Estate
A large crew of carpenters and artisans has started work on a new wing for the Harriman mansion at Arden New York, continuing the late magnate's construction plans.
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Harriman
Arden
N. Y
Burrelle Dies at Sea While Pacific Voyage Ends Life of Press-Clipping Pioneer
A wireless dispatch reports Frank A. Burrelle, a pioneer in the press-clipping business, died at sea last Tuesday while traveling from Costa Rica to New Orleans.
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Frank A. Burrelle
New York
Costa Rica
New Orleans
Cohen Reoffered Prison On Kidnaping Charge
Ferdinand Cohen, a hotel waiter, was brought back from Chicago after an abduction incident with heiress Roberta B de Janon. He was committed to prison without bail to await trial on a kidnaping charge.
Smallest Man Reuben Steere Near Putnam Dies
Barnum’s famed smallest man in the world Reuben Steere is dying of pneumonia at his Putnam area home. He is 72 years old, weighs 66 pounds and stands 47 inches tall.
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Putnam, Conn
Reuben Steere
Barnum
Steere
Women to Enter Law and Medicine at Columbia
New York reports Columbia University will admit women to law and medicine courses for the first time. They will enroll in the summer session beginning in July.
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New York
Columbia University
Emir Fires Prime Minister After Sectarian Riots End
Advices from Bokhara report the emir dismissed the prime minister blamed for Sunnite Shiah clashes. Peace is declared as the riot ends in St. Petersburg era wording.
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St. Petersburg
Bokhara
Not Guilty By Reason of Insanity in Slaying Case
Albert H. Willard was found not guilty by reason of sanity in the killing of his son in law Beck last May. The jury determined Willard was sane at the time of the shooting.
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Washington
Albert H. Willard
Willard
Beck
Woman shoots intruder in kitchen in Zanesville
Frightened by a strange man in her kitchen Mrs. Andrew Roy shot him twice in her Zanesville home. The miner's wife said the man had wandered the neighborhood for days and he is believed to die from the wounds.
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Zanesville
Andrew Roy
Plan for American Hospital in Bassorah by Arabic Mission
The Arabic mission of the Reformed Church of America has secured permission to build a hospital at Bassorah near the Persian Gulf, per Consul General Harris at Smyrna.
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Plan American
Turkey
Washington
The
Reformed Church of America
Bassorah
Persian Gulf
Harris
Smyrna
Taft Denies Sensational Anti Trust Prosecutions
President Taft after a talk with James J. Hill dismissed rumors of a new aggressive anti trust drive and called sensational market stories unfounded. Washington says prosecutions under the anti trust law will follow the administration's stated policy as in January 1910. New York sees price declines amid reports of expected Supreme Court rulings in tobacco and Standard Oil cases.
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Washington
Taft
Attorney General's Office
White House
James J. Hill
New York
Amercan Tobacco
Standard Oil
Supreme Court
Society of Banana in Black Hand Case at Toledo Trial
Federal court long session focused on documentary evidence from the Black Hand trial. Letters and receipts show extortion demands from 500 to 10 000 dollars with death penalties for nonpayment. A book found in Joe Lima's safe lists Society of Banana rules and members, including the defendants.
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Toledo
Society of Banana
Joe Lima
Marion
Society of the Banana
Central
Ohio
Primary bill passes in Springfield with Gibson blanket ballot
The state senate approved the Dailey primary bill by 28 to 13 after a lengthy debate focused on the Gibson blanket ballot amendment. Initial roll call showed 26 yeas needed. before absentees were called, 26 votes were recorded in the affirmative.
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Senate
Springfield
State Senate
Taft Sends $50 to Morris Brown College Fund
President Taft donors $50 to Morris Brown College Atlanta Ga for the development of the industrial department. The contribution marks one of the latest gifts in the drive supporting the Negro institution.
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Taft
Dixie School
Atlanta
Morris Brown College
Aviation Meet Planned in El Paso with Louis Paulhan
Arrangements are set for a three day aviation meet in El Paso Texas in February. renowned aviator Louis Paulhan will be the principal attraction drawing crowds and aviation enthusiasts from the region.
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Il Paso
Tex
Louis Paulhan
Jumps 503 Feet to Death in Mine Shaft
Brazetti a 60 year old Italian miner at No 3 mine in Spring Valley leapt into the shaft on Wednesday. His body fell 503 feet and was mashed to pulp after the plunge, ending his more than twenty years of work at the mine.
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Spring Valley
St—Louis
Brazetti
Indictment of 11 in Chicago sewer conspiracy case
A Chicago grand jury indicted Paul Redieske Michael McGovern Otto Nethof Richard Burke John MacNichols Ralph Bonnell Joseph Maher J C Parks Max Languth and Robert Green on conspiracy to obtain money by false pretenses and related charges in the Lawrence Avenue sewer project. They allegedly defrauded the city of 254000 by submitting only one sixth of the required concrete and brickwork. Bond amounts were set at 20000 for McGovern and Redieske and 5000 for the others. The case followed weeks of investigation by State's Attorney Wayman.
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Chicago
Paul Redieske
Michael McGovern
Otto Nethof
Richard Burke
John MacNichols
Grand Jury
Lawrence Avenue
Ralp Bonnell
O. K
Joseph Maher
J. C. Parks
Max Languth
McGovern
Robert Green
Redieske
Wayman
Navy Boycotts Big Trust In Tobacco Purchase
The Navy Department says it fights the tobacco trust by buying 30 000 pounds of plug tobacco from the Booker Company of Lynchburg Virginia, an independent concern not affiliated with the trust. The contract price is 35 44 cents per pound, and officials note bids under 36 14 cents would not have won.
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Navy Department
The
Tobacco Trust
Plug
Booker Company
Lynchburg
Independent Concern
Must Settle For Her Furs
New York news reports Katherine Clemmons Gould must pay 3165 dollars for furs and millinery bought before her separation. A supreme court jury found against her for the full amount with interest. Mrs Gould receives 36000 dollars in alimony annually from Howard Gould.
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New York
Katherine Clemmons Gould
Gould
Supreme Court
Twentieth Century Wreck Near St Johnsville
The New York Central Twentieth Century Limited derailed a quarter mile west of St Johnsville. The engine overturned after sliding 300 feet. Fireman Mandville of Syracuse was crushed beyond recognition. Engineer John Scanlon of Fort Hunter was fatally crushed when attempting to leap. Most passengers were thrown from berths with some injuries.
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Utica
N. Y
New York Central
Twentieth Century Limited
Chicago
New York
St. Johnsville
Mandville
Syracuse
John Scanlon
Fort Hunter
Subway Employees Get Wage Increase
New York The Inter borough president Theodore P Shonts announced on Friday a wage increase for 6000 subway and elevated railroad workers in response to higher living costs. The hike takes effect February 1.
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Subway
New York
Theodore P. Shants
Interborough
Consular Surgeon Transferred from Amoy to Hongkong
Amoy China consular staff changes report A D Foster Marine Hospital surgeon and American vice consul appointed last October has been transferred to Hongkong leaving Amoy duties.
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Amoy
China
A. D. Foster
Marine Hospital
Hongkong
Oldest Ohio man Uncle John Ramsey dies at 119
Elyria Ohio reports the death of Uncle John Ramsey aged 119 in a county infirmary. Ramsey, once a slave, escaped about the Civil War era and was regarded as the state's oldest person.
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Elyria
John Ramsey
Ohio
Here
Ramsey
Chamorro Defeats Madriz Troops Near Acoyapa
Gen. Chamorro defeats Madriz forces under Gen. Vasquez at Acoyapa as Estrada mobilizes for an assault on Managua. Chamorro is wounded after leading a charge on a battery while English gunners fire. reports delay due to telegrams. Madriz disputes Medina acquittal reports and awaits Masaya court ruling.
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Bluefields
New Orleans
Acoyapa
la Libertad
Estrada
Managua
Washington
Nicaragua
Madriz
Medina
United States
Tribunal of
Masaya
Supreme Court of Managua
Zelaya
Madris
Three Die in Ohio Train Car Crash Series
A Pennsylvania flyer derailed two Ohio towns leaving a trail of deaths and injuries. In Loudonville Roy Covert and his wife were struck. Mrs Covert died and her husband fatally injured. At Crestline the train hit a car killing J H Sigler and Charles Wichelberger. Curtis Doerrer was injured. The crash left Doerrer with internal injuries.
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Mansfield
Ohio
Loudonville
Roy Covert
Curtis Doerrer
C. Sigler
Wichelberger
Doerrer
Uncooked Meat Warning From Cooper in Omaha
In Omaha on February 2 reports center on L. T. Cooper selling his New Discovery claimed to purge tape worms from patients. Parish priest Father John Baptist Arnolis says a sixty foot worm left his system after four doses. Cooper claims vast sales and ongoing city excitement over the remedy.
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Omaha
Neb
L. T. Cooper
Cooper
John Baptist Arnolis
Father Arnolis
Dog Runs Amuck in Auburn Bites Dozens
A thoroughbred English setter owned by Reginald F Clifford ran through Auburn Sunday biting twelve people including six children and six men. The dog was captured after breaking a barn chain and was killed. its head will be sent to Cornell for hydrophobia testing.
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Auburn
N. Y
Reginald F. Clifford
Cornell University
Senator Davis Praises Taft After White House Meeting
Senator Jeff Davis of Arkansas said he liked the president calling Taft a fine man after his first meeting with President Taft at the White House on Saturday. He had never met the president before.
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Washington
Jeff Davis
Arkansas
Taft
White House
Angry man breaks bank window in Kansas City scene
William Hagelaken aged 25 angrily smashed a plate glass window of the New England National Bank in Kansas City Missouri after a teller refused to cash a small check he presented.
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Kansas City
New England National Bank
William Hagelaken
President Downing
Burglar kills manufacturer in East One Hundred Ninth Street home
Moses Goottman a wealthy New York manufacturer was shot and killed by a burglar whom he surprised looting his home on East One Hundred Ninth Street.
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New York
Moses Goottman
East One Hundred and Ninth Street
Eight Die as Train Crashes at Shoots Nest Station
A Brighton to London train at 40 miles an hour struck Shoots Nest Station on the London and Brighton line yesterday, killing eight people and injuring about thirty in the wreck.
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London
London & Brighton
Brighton
Shoots Nest
Shotgun kills wife in accidental discharge incident
In Ann Arbor Mrs Henry Depew, wife of a wealthy farmer, was killed when a shotgun discharged after she accidentally knocked it against a churn. The incident occurred on Wednesday in the Depew home.
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Ann Arbor
Henry Depew
Norwegian cabinet resigns as king seeks new government
Christiania reports the cabinet resigned on Thursday and the king asked President Bratlia of the Storthing to form a new administration. Strong conservative leader Bratlia may lead the new government after the upheaval.
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Christiania
Norway
Bratlia
The
Storthing
Pietro Wins Marathon at Recreation Park in Slow Time
Doranto Pietro of Italy defeated John ny Hayes of New York in the marathon at Recreation Park on Sunday with a slow time of 2 41 35.
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San Francisco
Doranto Pietro
Italy
Johnny Hayes
New York
Recreation Park
Calous to Criticism Husband Responds Thick Skinned
The speaker asserts resilience to criticism claiming thick skin. He states his tolerance for scolding and dismisses the impact of verbal reproach on his nature. The remark frames a household dynamic about enduring criticism.
Doctor’s Best Formula for Quick Cold Relief
A claimed patent remedy promises rapid action on colds and coughs. The mixture uses two ounces glycerine half ounce Concentrated Pine and half pint good whiskey with doses every four hours. Instructions advise shaking bottle before each use and obtaining ingredients from a druggist. The pine product is sold in half ounce vials labeled Concentrated. The ad asserts hundreds were cured last winter.
Walpole Quote Reflects Practical Wisdom for the Moment
A concise paraphrase of Horace Walpole’s maxim emphasizes living with sensible discretion and timing. The line values practical judgment and adaptability over rigid rules. It captures a timeless approach to decision making.
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Horace Walpole
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