The Iceman Learns a Lesson From a Customer
A Brooklyn ice man recalls a rude customer who accused undercharging and paid a leftover balance. The tale widens to a string of humorous vignettes and quips from various newspapers.
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Newspaper
Mitchell Capital
Location
Mitchell, South Dakota, United States of America
Date
Aug 15, 1902
Page
6
A Brooklyn ice man recalls a rude customer who accused undercharging and paid a leftover balance. The tale widens to a string of humorous vignettes and quips from various newspapers.
Theiy Bacret of All Bacheville Kentucky reports Mrs H Whitaker suffered chronic bronchial trouble for years. Her husband credits Dr King's New Discovery with curing her and their granddaughter's severe whooping cough. It claims to cure coughs colds la grippe bronchitis and all throat and lung troubles with trial bottles free at Scallin's drug store.
The article notes coughing uses substantial energy. A German statistician estimates a patient coughing every 15 minutes for ten hours uses energy equivalent to 250 units of heat, comparable to nourishment from three eggs or two glasses of milk. Normal breathing expels air at four feet per second. violent coughing can reach 300 feet per second.
A family discussion reveals the father’s concern about coal and gas costs. To economize, the parlor clock is stopped, as Mr Nicefellow is a frequent visitor and the household seeks to cut expenses.
A French teacher at a large school loses temper amid heat and unruly pupils. He shouts a jokey mispronunciation about sending the entire class to the bottom, illustrating a comic moment amid classroom chaos.
A terse midnight distress cry is followed by a policeman’s quip to advertise in the want column. The text then cites a physician attributing recent rises in height and weight of Britons and Americans to higher sugar consumption.
A testimonial touts Kodol as a cure for stomach troubles and dyspepsia with a neighbor's grateful note. The New York Tribune reviews the Du Pont family rule, describing a strict headship guiding powder works and selective assignment of roles to trusted members.
R D Prescott reports July 1902 farm land sales in Davison county covered 8590 acres for a total of 181690 dollars, averaging about 21 dollars per acre, up from July 1901 when 8510 acres sold for 110557 dollars at 12.99 per acre. The market shows sustained growth and stable value. Dr Kings New Life Pills advertised for liver trouble and skin improvement at 25 cents a bottle.
The July telegraph tax distributed to counties totaled 4138.97 with 607.56 to the state, excluding Buffalo Campbell Gregory Lyman Stanley and Sully due to lack of lines previously. Telegraph lines have since extended into Campbell and Gregory counties. Telegraph tax totals and state shares for counties and Potter Buffalo show ongoing expansion of service.
A one minute Cough Cure promises instant relief from cold symptoms and related throat and lung troubles. It claims to allay inflammation clear the head soothe the mucous membrane and is touted as safe for children.
Clerk McDowell recalls a Democratic era when Patterson led the House without parliamentary knowledge and posed as a second Reed. A Democrat backed a glowingly pro speaker resolution, while a Republican opposed it, declaring he cannot endorse a man with vaulting ambition and limited intellect.
An advertisement extols Rock Mountain Tea as a universal cure for constipation bowel irregularity headaches dyspepsia torpid liver bad kidneys rheumatism and sedentary life disorders with claims of being the greatest American remedy attributed to S. H. Seallin.
Two youths on a hunting expedition drive to a trap and return at dusk. They cannot harness their horse and fail to fit the bit, despairing until one jokes he will wait for the horse to yawn as they struggle to hitch up. The anecdote appears in the St. Louis Republic.
An advertisement touts Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters claiming improved appetite and digestion. It asserts relief from belching insomnia headache indigestion dyspepsia and constipation and promises overall health improvement.
Internal revenue data for the first year shows nearly 200000 dollars collected in the Dakotas. South Dakota accounts for two thirds, with breweries and cigar makers contributing heavily. Licensing tallies include 1951 retail liquor dealers split 1051 SD and 890 ND.
An victorian style advertisement touts Allen’s Foot-Hase as a cure for painful feet sweating corns calluses and hot tired feet. It claims instant relief and easier shoe wear with a trial package offered free and mail order of 25 cents via stamps.
The piece argues that omnipotence without omniscience is dangerously flawed, foreknowledge ruins happiness and hope, and perpetual life would cause overcrowding and endless misery, making war impossible without a higher intervention.
An advertisement proclaims a sound mind in a sound body as humanity's greatest blessing and promotes Rocky Mountain Tea as the advance agent of success from S. H. Scallin.
A collection notes Boston housing counts and hotel totals, veteran survivorship from the Mexican War, a Los Angeles pigeon market, Albany sand filtration saving lives, Cuba foresting vast area and palm diversity, rising counterfeit crime rates, sunflower oil as olive substitute, and the Australian ballot law in Colorado with knee-visible booth design.
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