Unanimous vote ends suit as suitor seeks friendship
A rejected suitor, seeking marriage, proposed friendship after a unanimous vote declined the match. The fair girl declined both annexation and reciprocity, and he left sadly, unresolved and bent on leaving.
Zam-Buk praised for family healing in Winnipeg report
A Winnipeg reader touts Zam-Buk as highly effective for facial wounds burns boils and scalds in children and adults. She describes rapid relief healing over weeks and says her household relies on Zam-Buk daily for skin injuries and related ailments.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Alan
Zam- Buk
Zam-Buk Co
Toronto
Fate Finds People At Home Not Found In Cars
A New York Sun note describes many people staying in autos at home, leaving door knocking as the primary way to reach them. The piece contrasts fate with opportunity, implying dispersed living arrangements and the challenge of locating residents.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York Sun
Minard's Liniment Cures Burns Story
A terse item notes a broken engagement after a man took the woman to dinners theatres and gave gifts including a motor car. The father accused him of wasting the daughter's time and resources, citing the costly shows and presents as the reason.
Fragmented Parsimonious Dialogs and Advertiser Snippets
A collage of clipped lines and quips from various period sources. Snatches of dialogue on social manners, marriage, and consumer ads mingle with quick product pitches and humorous asides. The tone echoes late 19th or early 20th century newspaper miscellany.
Baby's Own Tablets Cure Constipation
An ad extols Baby's Own Tablets as a universal cure for infant constipation and related woes. A Prairie Grange mother credits the product with restoring her baby’s natural bowels, selling for 25 cents a box by The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co. An at home concert quip notes Chopin’s supposed ongoing composing.
Dodging Motors Cited as Exercise in Stray Story
In a Stray Stories exchange a physician urges use of a motor car for exercise in a patient case. The patient retorts he cannot afford one, prompting a quip to dodge cars instead as an ironic cure.
Gin Pills Ease Rheumatism Says Yarmouth Woman
A Yarmouth Nana woman reports relief from chronic rheumatism after one box of Gin Pills. She praises the medicine and urges others to try it via National Drug and Chemical Co. Toronto. Advertised price four boxes for two dollars. The piece ends with a surreal note about an Edenic apple metaphor and land offers.
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Yarmouth
Jane
WM. Conty
National Drug Aid Chemical Co
Dept. NW
Toronto
Shilohs Cure Claims Cough and Cold Relief
A faded Life excerpt notes Shilohs Cure selling for three 25 cents and touts throat relief. The narrator describes a man with twisted fingers and a friend explains he is deaf and dumb using fingers to speak a Scots dialect.
Minard's Liniment Praised By Foot Injury Patient
Letter from I G McMullen extols Minard's Liniment as best for a badly jammed foot. He reports soaking the foot and waking the next day fully well, endorsing the remedy to readers.
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Minard
I. G. McMullen
Humorous Quips and Oddities in Humble Notices
A collage of quips from newspapers shows odd exchanges about shoes tea or coffee and a misers death. The Buffalo Express and Washington Herald quotes span jokes about tiny shoes a baby’s eye view and a landlady’s remark.
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Buffalo Express
Washington Herald
Courtroom Gamble Over Guarantee Prompts Change of Plan
A dialogue shows one party suggesting a court win with a guaranteed verdict differing from the lawyer's response about high fees. The exchange centers on proceeding to court versus avoiding litigation. The Boston Transcript records the tension over legal strategy and assurances.
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Boston
Parmelee's Vegetable Pills Advertised As Universal Remedy
An old advertisement touts Parmelee's Vegetable Pills as superior for indigestion and disorders of the stomach liver and kidneys. It claims thousands have found relief when other specifics failed and offers numerous testimonials. The page also includes a humor panel about a boarding house exchange on sleight of hand tricks.
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Parmelee
Seymour
Jim Flannigan
Ashley
Exchange on suffrage echoes in a quiet club
A cynical bachelor asks a female friend what she thinks about female suffrage and the lady replies calmly and firmly hold my tongue. The exchange highlights the era’s tensions over women’s voting rights in a refined social setting.
One Bromo Quinine Laxative Authored by FE Grove
A fragmented promo mentions a single Bromo Quinine laxative with claims of a one day cure and signature by FE W Grove, cited as a world reviving remedy. The text also includes a quip about rapid inventions and future patent and legal disputes involving aviation firms and a Highflier company with dates 1914 1925 and 1954.
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FE. W. Grove
Highflier
Minard's Liniment Cures Danaruft
A fragmented tale about a boy who prefers cheese over lighting the gas when he goes to bed. The father asks which he wants and a hesitant reply suggests giving the gas light to Tommy while the narrator keeps the cheese.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tommy
Hasan
From Emerald Isle to London Tales and Remedies
A garbled fragment recalls a humorous exchange about a traveler named Butler and a bystander, followed by an advertisement urging Bickle's Anti-Consumptive Syrup as a universal lung cure. The text also mentions children and sardines with stray London ideas asides.
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Eezema and
Dandruff
Ing
J. Aceorno
Era
Commission Merchant
Pearl St
New York
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp
Detroit Free Press
Chopin
Tezingo
Eden
Puzzlin
Dyola
Cen
Helder
Teby Western Premium CO
Dept. mM
Winnipeg
Canada
Appleford
Hamilton
ONT
Imperial Books
Appleford Counter Check Book Company, Limited
Manitoba
Saskatchewan
Alberta
British Columbia
Danaruft
Mr. Neumen
Butler
The
Emerald Isle
Baron Buickhauser Vanderkentootheimer
Bickle
London
Canada Cement Co
Linica
National Bank
Montreal
Agéress