Lost car keys and the human quest for their elusive return
A humorous meditation on missing car keys blaming male keys with noses for wandering away. The narrator rejects panic, recalls past disappearances, and ponders life without a car while clinging to stubborn calm and a plan to wait for the keys’ return.
Homemade Play Dough Recipe Shared by Dear Heloise
A reader shares a rainy day craft idea from Dear Heloise. The method uses two cups baking soda and one cup corn starch to make a smooth homemade play dough.
Homemade clay crafts with recipe and tips from Dee and Heloise
Instructions describe making air dry clay with water and starch dusting a plate kneading till smooth then rolling to a quarter inch and cutting with cookie cutters colored clay via food coloring and painting. Suggestions for preservation and use include nail polish and tree ornaments, plus reader tips on furniture dust and bird deterrence using nylon stockings and artificial snakes.
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