Jupiter Red Dye Theory Stuns Astronomers
The piece jokes that Jupiter’s famous red spot could be organic dye in the planet’s atmosphere. It imagines Jupiterians as heavy red beings with dark glasses, twelve moons, and short days, while noting NASA’s worry over dye wash off and possible protective coatings for astronauts.
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The passage playfully surveys mixed units from various systems. It jokes about common miscounts such as cwts in a ton and compares international scales from chaldron to panks. It also riffs on astronomy noting Jupiter and Saturn and ends noting dhans and pwts in a shipment.
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