Variety of Humor Snippets From 19th Century Papers
A collage of jokes and quips from several papers including Chicago Record Brooklyn Life New York World Detroit Free Press Harlem Life Philadelphia Record and others. The brief items cover marriage teasing miscommunication puns pirates and social observation with humorous exchanges and punchlines.
Japan Anxious Over Emigration And Copper Market
Japan fears loss of citizens to the United States due to misrepresentation promising better opportunities. The note compares such fraud to false cures for stomach disorders. A Boston report says copper producers have sold ahead to September 1, 1900, likely limiting deliveries and keeping prices above 17 cents per pound for Lake copper.
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Boston
Lake
Letter Ink Mystery Sparks Onboard Carter’s Claim
John Roach, a fireman aboard the Walla Walla, was shot in the back by a stray bullet while talking with friends on a San Francisco street corner during the Fourth. The faded ink hints at an old letter-ink mystery, contrasting with Carter’s Ink claims.
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John Roach
Walla Walla
San Francisco
Move On Urged In Ad For Cascarets And Adams Pills
An old advertisement promotes Cascarets Candy Cathartic and Adams’ Sar-saparilla Pills to relieve bilious conditions and constipation. It notes a 14 year old boy treated for tetanus at Harbor Hospital in San Francisco from a toy pistol wound. The California Cat Club forms in San Francisco to aid cat breeding shows and protect strays.
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Harbor Hospital
San Francisco
California Cat Club
Allen's Foot Ease advertised relief for tired feet
A vintage ad promotes Allen's Foot Ease powder to ease swollen hot feet and nail growth. It claims 30 000 testimonials, 25 cents at druggists and shoe stores with a free trial. Also mentions a deadly trolley derailment in Tacoma Washington on the Fourth with sixty deaths and about forty injuries.
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Allen
Allen S. Olmsted
LeRoy, N
Tacoma
Washington
Menlo Park School Highlights Training Facilities
Menlo Park in San Mateo County offers new buildings complete laboratories and home-like surroundings for boys and young men. Dr. Ira G. Hoitt leads the school, which is university accredited and entering its tenth year on August 6, 1900. The Fresno Fourth of July celebration is noted as exemplary. Patented remedies are cited for throat and teething issues. Mount Diablo’s renaming to Mount Stockton is proposed for congressional approval.
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Menlo Park
San Mateo County
Cal
Ira G. Hoitt
Hall's Catarrh Cure Advertises $100 Reward
A 19th century advertisement touts Hall's Catarrh Cure as the only positive cure for catarrh with a $100 reward offer for any failing case. It claims constitutional action through the blood and mucous surfaces and promotes Hall's Family Pills as a companion product.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney &Co
Toledo
Druga
Boxers Didn't Get Him, Wilson Safe in China
George B. Wilson of Los Angeles, in China over a year, is believed to have escaped the Boxers. He was safe on the 4th inst when Clem Wilson in this city received a cablegram from Che Foo confirming his safety. Wilson is with mining engineers under an English syndicate and they were escorted by imperial troops.
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George B. Wilson
Los Angeles
China
Clem Wilson
Chee Foo
Don't swear, fight, a nation of memorable phrases
This London Truth piece recalls American sayings born in U S conflicts and speeches. It cites Col Wood’s cry Dont swear fight and tracks famous lines from Decatur Clay Hale Penn Beecher and others, noting how nations’ refinements shape witty quotable phrases and the enduring memory of such maxims.
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Santiago de Cuba
Col. Wood
America
Stephen Decatur
Henry Clay
Nathan Hale
William Penn
Henry
Ward Beecher
Talleyrand
Voltaire
Antoine Rivarde
Samuel Rogers
Sidney Smith
Col. Wool
London
Extreme heat in Alpine tunnel work raises concern
The text notes extreme tunnel temperatures in Mont Cenis and St Gothard with centers reaching 86 and 95 degrees Fahrenheit. It describes harsh conditions causing many invalids and mentions expected higher temps in future tunnels like Simplon and Mont Blanc. Improved ventilation and cooling are required to overcome these challenges.
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Alps
Mont Cenis
St. Gothard
Simplon
St. Bernard
Mont Blanc
New Motorman Learns City Run In Fire Alarm Chaos
A fresh motorman with farm background is coached by an experienced colleague on city rules. During a real fire alarm the engine moves ahead and shatters a front platform as the instructor scolds the novice for not waiting. The student replies he thought they should ignore the drunk painters. Mrs. Astor owns a large diamond. the finest is said to belong to Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt. The 1 karat gem reportedly cost $5,000, and its value rises with weight, potentially reaching $3,800,000 if as large as the Koh-i-Noor. The Vanderbilt diamond came from Sumbulpoor or Golconda.
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Aroostook
Bagar
Lewiston Journal
William Astor
Cornelius Vanderbilt
Conference remark on respect for church authority by Cannon
During a church conference George Q. Cannon lamented the unprecedented lack of respect for church authority in the history of the Mormon church, noting the current climate as unlike any prior era.
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Mormon Church
George Q. Cannon
Just a Little Out of Sorts Hood's Sarsaparilla Ad
An old advertisement claims minor stomach upset signals deeper illness and urges early cure by Hood's Sarsaparilla to purify the blood. It presents Hood's as America's greatest medicine and notes a price of $1.
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America
Osage Tribe in Oklahoma Declared Richest on Earth
The Osage Nation in Indian Territory is described as the wealthiest community on earth. Each member is valued at no less than 50 000 in gold, with an $8 million U. S. Treasury annuity and vast lands and buildings. Assistant Indian Commissioner Tanner confirms these claims.
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Oklahoma
United States
New Motive Power For S P San Francisco
The Southern Pacific Company has ordered 450000 dollars worth of new locomotives from the East to California and will double its Sacramento rolling mills capacity due to heavy work on the new cars. Two thousand six hundred men are employed at the Sacramento shops, the most in company history. Eighteen new large passenger engines will serve the coast road through Santa Barbara, built for fast runs for the San Francisco to Los Angeles passenger flyers on the short route.
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San Francisco
Southern Pacific Company
California
Sacramento
Southern Pacific
Coast
Santa Barbara
Los Angeles
Health advice from Mrs Pinkham cures menstrual pains
Letters from young women in Aptos and Ogdensburg praise Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier for regularity and pain relief. Miss Gomers reports monthly cycles return with less cramps and heart pain fading after treatment. Miss Jensen credits three bottles of each remedy for relief from severe sideache chills and dizziness.
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Harlem
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Philadelphia Record
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Yonkers Statesman
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Mary Jones
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Japan
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Hoitt’s School
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Fresno Papers
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Vanburen, Ind
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S. P
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