Cure for Skin Diseases by Dispersing Humors
Salt Rheum you may call it eczema tetter or milk crust. No matter what you call it this skin disease which comes in patches that burn itch discharge a watery matter dry and scale owes its existence to the presence of humors in the system. It will continue to exist annoy and perhaps agonize as long as these humors remain. It is always radically and permanently cured by which dispels all humors and is positively unequaled for all cutaneous eruptions.
A Bad Break Between Friends Over Lavender Ties
A dialogue describes a quarrel where one man accuses another of icy conduct in town. The other retorts it was the fault of the accuser for wearing a pink tie while his own lavender tie signals a disagreement about manners. The exchange captures a bygone street mood.
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Reggy
Deuce
Ludge
Onions Leeks and Garlic Used as Perfumes in Tartary
In Tartary, onions, leeks and garlic are treated as perfumes. A Tartarian woman rubs fresh onion on her hands and face to make herself agreeable.
Quiet Country Visitor Sifts Ancient Tune Book in London
A plain man from the country visits a London music shop and asks to see a famed choir tunes volume. He slowly plays two tunes per page, wryly noting he has only finished half the book, and the clerks amusedly await his decision.
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London
Frait
Trumpet Callways Ram’s Horn Warning Note to the Unredeemed
Religious exhortation urging personal reform and steadfast faith. It warns against sin and glow of comfort while promoting Christlike living and charitable hospitality. It links personal virtue to communal salvation and cautions against hypocrisy in prayer and wealth.
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Cascarets Candy Cathartic Guaranteed to Cure
An advertisement proclaims Cascarets Candy Cathartic fully cure chronic constipation with a money back guarantee. Druggists offer 10c 25c and 50c sizes.
Pie Record Sparks Banter at Home
Cartoonish exchange notes Mr Woggs hearing of a wife’s 900 pies baked this year. He jokes about feeling left out while another character boasts the baking feat, highlighting domestic humor and a playful boast.
The Best Prescription for Malaria Tonic
An ad promotes Grove's Tasteless ChilTon ic as a tasteless iron and quinine remedy for malaria with a no cure no pay offer and a price of 50 cents.
Dewey and De Wet Tanked by One Letter
The Pittsburgh Dispatch quips that Dewey and De Wet are identical except for the last letter of each name, highlighting a playful linguistic observation.
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de Wet
Pittsburgh Dispatch
Hoitt's School Sees Growth And Stronger Condition
Hoitt's School for boys in Menlo Park California reports more students and improved facilities. Spring term starts January 7 1901. Catalogue available. Ira G Hoitt Ph D principal.
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Hoitt
Menlo Park
Cal
Ira G. Hoitt
Teething Remedies and Patent Medicine Endorsements
Mrs Thomas Robbins of Maple Street Norwich New York endorses Piso’s Cure for Consumption and praises Garfield Tea for clearing complexion and purifying blood. The dialogue mentions Nobbs and Dobbs discussing champagne and dryness.
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Thos. Robbins
Maple Street
Norwich, N. Y
Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic Claim
Advertises Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic with a printed formula claiming it is iron and quinine in a tasteless form. Offers cure or pay and lists a 50 cent price.
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Grove
Noted Clergyman Brady Faces Hosiery Display Incident
Rev. Cyrus Townsend Brady once drew Denver’s attention when choir ladies shortened skirts for a comic opera fundraiser. He left the theater after seeing the display, amid threats and newspaper uproar, but stood by his stance without retreat.
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Great West
Denver
Brady
Gosfer
Grondly
Mr. Brady
Depraved Species and Umbrella Fraud Scheme
A brief notice reports a theft incident involving a customer who left an umbrella on a counter and departed without it. The event is described as a deceptive act by an observed culprit, with emphasis on dishonest behavior.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Proven Internal Remedy
Catarrh cannot be cured by local applications because the disease lies in the blood. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts on blood and mucous surfaces. Marketed as a non quack medicine prescribed by leading physicians, with tonics and blood purifiers. Pricing is 75 cents. testimonials offered.
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F. J. Cheney & CO
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Garfield Tea Herb Medicine Endorsed by Emerson Quote
Advertisements feature Mr Jinks engaged to Georgiana. The New York World quotes Emerson praising Garfield Tea, claimed to aid stomach liver kidney and bowel disorders and promote healthy organ action.
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Georgiana
Mr. Jinks
Emerson
New York World
The Slow Horse Tale From Lincoln History
A western town lawyer seeks the best horse to reach a county convention. The livery stable owner, backing a rival, saddles a slow horse that breaks down before destination. The lawyer quips that the horse is trained for a hearse, noting it will be too slow to reach the cemetery before resurrection.
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Lincoln
Sam
Smith
New York
Cure a Cold in One Day Promises Laxative Formula
An old advertisement touts Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets claimed to cure a cold in one day. It notes a money-back guarantee if the remedy fails and lists E. W. Grove as the signatory on each box, pricing the product at 26 cents.
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E. W. Grove
Mutiny Allegations On Wrecked Steamer Russie
Paris reports rising rumors about the Russie wreck near Faraman. Passengers say sailors behaved contemptibly with the first mate enforcing orders at gunpoint and with a loaded pistol at night. Two female vaudeville artists and others allegedly caused further discord in the smoking room amid peril.
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Russie
Faraman
Matin
Echo de Paris
Soldier credits Dr Williams Pink Pills for Paralysis recovery
Charles W. Tippett of Tippecanoe Indiana an old 73d Indiana Regiment veteran describes a stroke and paralysis recovery after using Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People. He reports improved use of his arm and leg a cured heart palpitation and overall health gain after taking multiple boxes. He endorses the pills and notes cost of 50 cents per box or six boxes for 2.50.
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Charles W. Tippett
Tippecanoe
Ind
73D
Indiana Regiment
Misplaced Sweetness in a Tea Room Exchange
In a Palm shaded bower a man serenades a woman as he holds her hand beneath a tablecloth. He suggests three lumps of sugar to signal love or two to say no while she hides her confession under whipped cream. Her mother reveals disdain at the “sugar heavy” drinks and the scene ends with a sharp judgment of the items served.
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M. S. Holbrook
Where would man be without woman say gallery voice
A Boston Traveler anecdote recalls a suffrage orator asking where man would be without woman and a gallery reply suggests Eden garden strawberries. The quip captures flippant humor amid a suffrage discussion.
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Garden of Eden
Boston
Stops the Cough and Cures a Cold in One Day
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets promise a cure for a cold within a day with no cure no pay. The ad lists a price of 25 cents and claims to relieve coughing and cold symptoms quickly.
Sitka Indians Forge New Emblem After Clans Conclude Session
Sitka Native groups including the Eagle Crow and Frog clans end a long conference by setting aside disputes over totems and emblems and agreeing to adopt the American fig as their symbol.
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Tacoma
Alaska
Why the Good Book Is Called the Good Book
The tale says Harry’s father was a proud author whose wife mocked his works. When she rebuked Harry, she read from the Bible as "the Good Book" and asked why it bears that name. Harry replied, “because pa didn’t write it.”
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Harry
Boston Courier
Youthful Marriages Report From Algiers Census
A recent Algiers census shows the youngest Arab man 12, with many boys wed at 13 or 14 and some 15 year olds with several wives. A 15 year old widower and a divorced husband are noted. girls marry as young as 11, though 12 is common. There are 189 widows and 1,176 divorcees all aged 15.
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Algiers
Berlin Quiet City Regulates Piano Playing
Berlin enforces silence with rules on train whistles and noisy wagon gear. A piano may not be played before a set hour and after a later hour, with fines for banging the keys even during permitted hours.
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Berlin
Swift Specific Co. Ad Claims Blood Purification Remedy
Forewarned forearmed text extols S S S as a safe mineral free blood purifier and tonic for old people and children. It cites patient testimonials from E E Kelly Urbana Ohio and Mrs Roney Siegfried Cape May New Jersey claiming cures from eczema and cancer with two bottles or more. Offers free medical advice and a free book from The Swift Specific Co Atlanta GA.
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E. E. Kelly
Urbana, O
Roney Siegfried
Cape Pry
Richard T. Gardner Florence
THE
Swift Specific CO
Atlanta
Peruna Endorsed by Medical Examiner of U.S. Treasury
Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical Examiner of the U S Treasury, praises Peruna as a cure for catarrh after a month of treatment. The ad claims catarrh is systemic and Peruna directly revitalizes nerve centers to heal mucous membranes. It asserts Peruna is a certain cure with no substitutes and offers a free book from The Peruna Medicine Co. Columbus Ohio.
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Llewellyn Jordan
U. S. Treasury Department
Columbia College
West Point
Peruna
Hartman
Peruna Medicine Co
Columbus
Ohio
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