Ladrone Island rumor and political quips in Mesa
A column from the Mesa Free Press parodies place names and current events. It jokes that Ladrone Island Guam may have been named by a goat and critiques politics with puns on wedding bells, quinine cures, bicycle therapy, burglars, and redskin game rights.
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Ladrone Island
Guam
New York Girl Imagines Turtle Transformation
A New York girl imagines she became a turtle. The piece notes that if the transformation were real, the situation would be more difficult.
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New York
Nations press forward with trains and tracks in Cuba
Simultaneous with the Dons having to get out of Cuba there came sugges tions of a new American railroad there. Thus both nations were making tracks, but in different ways.
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Cuba
Rockefellers
Pierpont Morgan
Dashher
Arbuckle
Glucose Sugar Refining Company of
Chicago
Havemyer
Glucose Company
Nicaragua Canal Commission
Admiral Walker
Congress
Chauncey M. Depew
New York
New York Central
Minneapolis
Rampolla
America
Vatican
Philippines
Ignorance Cannot Overrule Intelligence, Man Declares
A historical remark quotes an older man asserting that ignorance cannot permanently overturn intelligence. The saying emphasizes the enduring power of knowledge over prejudice and misguided beliefs. The speaker frames the idea as a practical truth about social change and justice.
Adelar Bewitched by Countess in Grief Struck Moment
A novelist notes Adelar being bewitched by the countess who, in her silent sorrow, hides her face revealing a beauty that captivates him. The scene emphasizes the countess's allure amid mourning.
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Adelar
All you have to do to win a woman says Bigamist Hecking
The quote claims a simple tactic to win a woman's favor by flattery and affection, noting exceptions. It references a man named Hecking endorsing a method and implies broad applicability across social classes. The passage remarks that not all cases conform to the rule.
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Bigamist Hecking
Stocking Stow Delivers Mystery Loss in St Joseph
A St Joseph girl who distrusted banks hid $140 and jewelry in a stocking under her clothing. She slept, woke to find the stocking missing along with its contents, prompting questions over a mysterious theft rather than a leg loss.
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St. Joseph
Noisy alarm causes crowding at fainting woman
A crowd gathered when a cry of alarm proclaimed a lady had fainted, with onlookers trying to shield the scene from reviving air. The passage argues that panic is harmful and that officious noise has long fueled mischief across the land and ages.
Vienna paper praises Sultan of Turkey for Crete relief
In an apparent official tribute a Vienna article congratulates the Sultan of Turkey on Crete being relieved. It also extends congratulations to the Queen Regent of Spain for stepping down from control of Spain’s West Indies and Philippines possessions.
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Vienna
Turkey
Crete
Spain
West Indies
Philippines
Latin on Jubilee Medals Amid Imperial Tensions
The article notes that after an assassination attempt on the Austrian Emperor the empire faces renewed ethnic strife. It highlights language as a fault line, with jubilee medals for service bearing Latin inscriptions while other medals use German, showing Latin as a compromise during a time of crisis.
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Austria-Hungary
Cure for insomnia through bed movements and breathing
Dr. J. B. Learned proposes a new insomnia cure based on bed movements and slow deep breathing he used on himself. The approach fatigues muscles and redistributes nervous force to promote rest, suggesting open air exercise before bed and spreading activity into the day. The old adage notes a laboring man’s sleep is sweet.
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J. B. Learned
Soldier Sent To Mountain Sanitarium Finds Only One Vacant Room
A sick soldier ordered to a mountain sanitarium discovers that on arrival only one room is unoccupied and it is secluded. A young schoolmistress holds the best room, having secured it well in advance due to its grand appearance.
Constellation of happiness and timber disputes
A tale of hidden rooms and ceilings opens to a starry world of joy, while officials report timber sales fueling disputes in Indian country. Superintendent figures show quarter-bloods leading in feet sold, with half-breeds squaw men and full-blooded Indians following, and mixed bloods using English to broker deals. The timber issue, not liquor alone, drives unrest, though whisky contributes as well.
Dowager Empress Rules China With Li Hung Chang as Adviser
The influential dowager empress of China has repeatedly held regency, guiding the court through crises since 1861. She secured power after regencies for Tung Chi and Kuang Su, then again with Yang Su briefly as a figurehead. Li Hung Chang serves as her favored minister as she maintains control.
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China
Hien Feng
Pekin
Tung Chi
Kuang Su
Yang Su
Li Hung Chang
China Advances Into a Modern Era Driven by Education
The article notes China’s rapid upheavals after the Chinese war, with concessions and redivisions by imperial powers, the emperor’s fate, and Li Hongzhang’s shifting fortunes. It predicts American missionary Dr. Martin becoming president of the National University of China to push a modern education, including football, to foster U.S. relations and trade.
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China
Tennyson
Europe
Daily Papers
England
Russia
France
Li Hung Chang
Old China
National University of China
Martin
United States
Sahara irrigation by artesian wells yields vast tracts
The Sahara has more than 12 million acres brought to productivity by artesian well irrigation, a remarkable example of irrigation progress. It notes that genuine fun is valuable, while counterfeit versions are warned against.
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Sahara Desert
P. T. Barnum
Paris
Demetrius Callias Bey
Constantinople
Madame Callias
General Interest Notes From Across the Pacific and West
A summary of late events notes Belcher’s death in San Francisco, Klondike winter reports, steamship arrivals and rough voyages, Yukon ice, long transit times, a large wintering workforce on Atlin creeks, a San Luis Obispo tax defalcation, snowbound sheep near Pendleton, a Philippines resources study, San Francisco mint coinage, Tahoe Lake travel plans, pre legislative meetings, California egg shipments and high fry output, Baldwin hotel fire investigations, court martial in San Francisco, Shenandoah voyage, reduced sailor wages, Chinatown health drive, highbinder truce, wreck of the Detroit near Shelter Island, relief efforts for Detroit passengers, Hawaii fever cases, new hospital work, extradition treaty talks with China, and Secretary Long’s naval program amid war readiness.
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San Luis Obispo
Pendleton
A. P. Haine
Agricultural Department
University of California
Philippines
San Francisco
Truckee
Tahoe City
Lake Tahoe
California
Sacramento
California Fish Commission of
Humboldt County
Eel River
Baldwin
A. Gardner
Oakland
Panama
James N. Meadors
Jones Ury
United States Penitentiary
Leavenworth
Kas
Shenandoah
Baltimore
Ship Owners Association of
Honolulu
Sailors’ Union
Galloway
Chinatown
Cottage City
Seattle
Alaska
Detroit
Shelter Island
Pices
Juneau
New York
Manila
Presidio
From Foreign Lands and Global Tensions
Reports note Emperor William to publish a Palestine tour account while German army expansion adds 11 400 Prussian and 2073 Saxon troops. Spain finances evacuations and Cuban troops repatriation customs stir, with Greece royalty rumors and Central American federation collapse. fruit commerce grows, Aguinaldo seeks 1 500 000 from Spain for friars.
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William
Palestine
Bismarck
Herr Richter
Germany
Campania Transatlantica
Hapsburg
Fulda
Werra
Lloyd Steamship Company
Cuba
Greece
Prince George
Princess Victoria
Wales
England
Victoria
Bank of Spain
Spain
Imparcial
Carolines
London
Duchess of Sutherland
Paris
Johnson and Lippman
Europe
Vienna
Reichsrath
Hohenstein
Prussia
Foreign Office
Russia
Turkey
George
Crete
Independent Party
Independent
Nicaragua
Honduras
Salvador
United States of Central America
Philadelphia
West Indies
Corbett Sharkey to Fight for Charity in Madrid Report
Several items note wartime and political matters, including charity boxing plans by Corbett and Sharkey, moves on European diplomacy, and industry deals. Also mentions a proposed marriage in Madrid, naval and rail contracts, and social debates shaping public life.
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Chicago
Corbett
Sharkey
Madrid
Don Jaime
Don Carlos
Naval
Hobson
New York
Merritt Wrecking Company
Norfolk
Middle Western
Steel Trust
New South Wales
Marine Underwriters
Chicago Inter Ocean
Humbert
Atlantic Coast
Frye
Spain
Senate
Germany
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