Marshfield Times Humorous Jumble of 1907 News
In a November 1907 issue the newspaper clips jokes and curiosities from wire reports and local chatter. It lampoons taxes on Chinese migrants, Mars speculation, oddities of fashion, labor unrest hints in Japan, and a joke about a San Francisco marriage to a grandmother, all delivered in a breezy, period voice with no single cohesive story.
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Japan
Fairfax Peerage Heir Becomes British Citizen at Last
New York bank clerk Albert Fairfax, twelfth Baron Fairfax of Cameron, born 1876 in Maryland and son of John Contee Fairfax, has naturalized as a British citizen. He now gains potential entitlement to seats in the House of Lords. The Fairfax lineage traces to Virginia estates, Washington ties, and a long clan history with connections to notable colonial figures.
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Lonton
Albert Kirby Fairfax
Baron Fairfax of
Cameron
Scotland
House of Lords
Lord Fairfax
Maryland
John Contee Fairfax
Mars Baroness Fairfax
Col
Edmund Kirby
United States Army
United States
George Washington
Alex
London
Fairfax
Amertos
Crown
Virginia
Washington
Mount Vernon
Lord Pairfax
Wiliam Fairfax
Sally Cary
Williams Fairfax
Tebert
Fairfaxes
United Seere
Bryan Fairfax
Christ's Church, Alexandria
Colonies
John Fairfax
Lee
Mayland
Majriax
Twoone
Albert
New York
Virshina
Thackeray
Henry Eamund
Top of Volcano Blown Off at Colima
Historic eruption dramatically altered Mount Colima in March 1408, tearing off the crater’s summit and enlarging the crater rim to about a mile around. The crown-like rim now frames an irregular summit as volcanic energy reshaped the mountain.
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Mexico
Golima’s
Grape Five
Ais
Meteorlogical Observatory of Mexico
Colima
America
Such an angel of a bat echoes in a vaudeville cue
A vain woman admires a bat described as yellow and white, teasing its meaning before a big man in embroidered blippers who, from his paper, recalls a line about time of a tried cry. The exchange hints at a coded inside joke in a stylish, bustling setting.
Omaha Men Honored at National Insurance Convention
Bascom H. Robison of Omaha was elected president and joined the executive committee at the American Life convention in Indianapolis. The gathering drew representatives from 44 companies with policyholders carrying more than $630 million in insurance, spanning major reserve camps from the Alleghenies to the Pacific. Robison's Hawks' Reserve, Ltd. reported over $1 million in cash assets and more than $18 in unknown metrics.
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Omaha
Nebe
Indianapolis
Bascom H. Robison
Noe Legal Reserve
Campenges
Allegheny Mountains
Pacific Coast
Lakes
Gulf
Insurance in Force Aids Anticipated Income Rise
Coverage stands at 100 009 policies while the company projects income exceeding 1 million dollars for the coming year.
Pertinent Question About Death In A Dreaming Exchange
A young man in a light hearted scene gazes at a charming girl and asks in a low moving tone if she has ever looked for death, prompting her practical reply. The fragment from Youth's Companion hints at a romantic yet grave mood and dialogue.
Music Lover Questions Winter Offerings
A reader asks if any music offerings will be provided this winter. Mr. Cumrox responds that he enjoys them as they give him a chance to stay quiet and avoid criticism from his mother and sisters.
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Yng
Mr. Cumrox
Mother
Washington Star
Substitution and a wish for a sister fulfilled
A playful anecdote from Puck notes Clifford praying for a sister and, after a brother is born, he kneels at the bedside and asks politely yet stubbornly for what he asked for. The tone mixes humor with a child’s quick wit.
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Cliford
Puck
Aunt lures Wisconsin girl to North Yakima in House of Fame
Grace Johnson alias Smith faces a North Yakima warrant for running a house of ill fame after a Racine niece, enticed with a promised farm life, ends up prisoner for six weeks. A missing-person escape led to police aid and YWCA intervention guiding the case to the prosecutor.
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Racine
North Yakima
Wash
Grace Johnson
Smith
Wisconsin Htt
Johnson
North
Yakima
Ocr
Paciy
Tle
Cattle Barn Fire and Hazards Across Wisconsin
Fire at Jorgen Strommmen’s barn near Caristiana destroys twenty seven cows four horses and machinery worth over two thousand dollars the loss partly covered by insurance. Also reports a fatal gun accident in Northfield Minnesota a 12 year old boy leaves a widow. a coal tar tank explosion in Kenosha injures Antonio Progrimo. Milwaukee experiences a large theft from the express service. dairymaids in Waupeca threaten strikes over doubled wages. a badger is shot in Motro. Eau Claire bills rise to about 215000. Marinette resident Charles Windorf saves three children from a blaze and is badly burned.
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Stoughton
Jorgen Strommmen
Caristiana
Cambridge
Déceola
George H. Manhart
Aroymant
Northfield
Minn
William Gloyd
Minneapolis
Adolph
Mineral Spring Company
Wics
Maohart
Marinette
Charles Windorf
J. J. Koehler
Middle Inlet
Marinette County
Mer
Windorf
Reduction in Meat Prices Across Midwest Ten Percent
Milwaukee announces a general 10 percent cut in meat prices for the middle west. The move aims to ease costs for consumers and retailers amid ongoing market adjustments.
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Middle West
Altar drama ends as suitor menaces with pistol in Ocean Grove
Miss Belle Crouse of Stanhope recounts to police an attempted forced marriage by Ferry C. Bissell fueled by threats with a loaded revolver. After following her to Ocean Grove he challenged her at the parsonage and later forced entry into the Crouse home while police sent him away on a train.
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Asbury Park
N. J
Bellé Crouse
Stanhope
Ferry C. Biscoll
N. P. Crouse
Wissell
Bissell
Jeter
Trenton
Parsonere
Orouses
Ocean Grove
Tissell
Sfrl
Miss Creyse
Pagley
Wigsell
Dr. M. Gimna
Dr. Giffin
Miss Crouse
Tr. Gitin
Crouses
Miss Grouse
Soldier's long road to lost family in New York
Alfred Fields Rhoades, a Philippine War veteran pardoned by President Roosevelt, arrived in New York only to find his wife remarried and their ten year old son gone. He had endured wounds, imprisonment, and years of wandering from San Francisco to Brooklyn seeking news of his wife and child.
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San Francisco
Tennyson
Rhoades
Philippines
Roosevelt
Brooklyn
Katie
New Jersey
Samer
Grant
Bilbeh Bih
Luzon
Alcatraz
Norman P. Otis
J. Li Otis
New York
Charles Hopking
A Saving Grace Florence Romance Revealed
In a dialogue scene a judge questions Ethel's marriage to Mr Guoson noting the man is old enough to be her father while Lawrence counters the match is fine due to wealth, highlighting tensions over age and money in marriage.
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Florence
Ethel
Mr. Guoson
Lawrence
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