Oddball Jokes and Quips From A Mischief Packed Page
A garbled selection of humorous snippets and wordplay items from Marble Hill Press in Missouri. It riffs on fashion, aviation risks, odd laws, eccentric claims, and. social quirks, mixing jokes about cats with three heads, curiosities about longevity, and light satire on manners and civilization.
Married men as heroes and currency size changes
A contemporary asks if a married man can be a hero noting that heroism may lie in marriage. The text quips about public morality and remarks on the treasury plan to shrink paper money size, not to ease reader wallets but to curb consumer discomfort with large pay.
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Treasury Department
Supreme Court to Hear Key State Rate and Trust Cases
Washington dispatch notes the Supreme Court will issue decisions on state passenger rate laws in Missouri West Virginia Oregon Minnesota Kentucky and Arkansas and face far reaching Sherman antitrust rulings amid summer advisement on coal rail and railroad mergers. Justices McKenzie White and others expected in Washington ahead of October term with over fifty cases under advisement and several likely to be decided on the first day.
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Washington
United States
Justion McKon ‘Ie Te New
New York
Justion White
Supreme Court
Missouri
West Virginia
Oregon
Minnesota
Kentucky
Arkansas
Pennsyvania
Honopollae
Union Pacific
Southern Pacific
Washington debates U S intervention in Mexico over Tai
Discussion in public and diplomatic circles centers on the possibility of sending American troops and the need for a special session of Congress. Accounts note various influences being weighed by those on both sides while focusing on the outcome sought.
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Washington
Mex
Tai
Congress
Lne
Othe
Stey
Farle
Motorcycle racer plunges into crowd at Newark waterdrome
Hiddle Hasha of Waco Texas, holder of several world motorcycle racing records, vaulted over the course rail at the Newark waterdrome and plunged into a crowd. Six people are dead and thirteen badly injured, with six others dying and seven more injured as the toll rises.
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Newark
Hiddle Hasha
Waco
Tex
Newark Waterdrome
Sailor Demonstrates Underwater Apparatus In Seine
Mauricea Forenz, an elderly sailor, surprised Paris by presenting an underwater exhibition in the Seine. He unveiled a simple device he invented that allows him to stay submerged for extended periods with no apparent discomfort.
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Paris
France
Mauricea Forenz
Seine
Teachers urged to use slang to reach Scranton teachers
Prof J Stone of Montclair normal school told Scranton public school teachers to use everyday slang to interest children, saying the aim is serving the children, not highbrow instruction.
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Scranton
Weh
J. (. Stone
Montclair Normal
Scranton School Teachers’ Institute
Unions in Newport push 30 shillings weekly minimum wage
The Trades Union Congress in Newport Wales voted unanimously to demand a law setting 30 shillings weekly as the minimum wage for adult workers. The figure equals roughly seven and a half dollars per week in current terms.
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Newport
Wales
Trades Union Congress
Governor Johnson Speaks Across Michigan by Special Train
Traveling from Detroit to Grand Rapids California governor Johnson rode a special Michigan train delivering seven speeches and an address, showcasing his campaign message to voters along the route.
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Grand Rapids
Michigan
Detroit
Gov. Johnson
California
Wreck near Rocky River injures 35 including five seriously
A Lake Shore electric car with a trailer crashed into a brewery truck at Stop 13 four miles west of Rocky River, Cleveland. Thirty-five people were injured, five seriously, in the wreck near the Ohio lake shore.
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Cleveland, O
Lake Shore
Stop 13
Rocky River
Troops at Mexican line Morse 1s in Wall Street
War Department plans to dispatch two cavalry regiments to the Mexican border from Fort Riley and D A Russell to bolster patrols. Governors urge permission for cross border pursuit and Mexican talks resume over Sonora. Morse returns to finance with new Active Securities Company.
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Wall Street
Washington, D. C
War Department
Mescat
Wood
Sta
Taft
Fort Riley
Kas
D. A. Russell
Wyo
United States
Arizona
New Mexico
Texas
Sonora
Nogales
Cannanea
New York
Charles W Morse
Panker
Atlante
Aler
Morse
4 Exchange Place
C Corporation
Active Securities
Lane of Maine
Euld
Gen Arthur MacArthur Dead and Funeral Plans Debated
Wisconsin’s famed soldier Gen Arthur MacArthur died while addressing a Twenty fourth Wisconsin reunion in Milwaukee. Veterans recalled his heroism at Perryville Mine Run Missionary Ridge and Keowee Mountain. Funeral arrangements delayed awaiting word from Gen Arthur MacArthur Jr. and Capt MacArthur of engineers at Port Leavenworth.
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Milwaukee
Wia
Liewet
Arther Mac Arthur Weer
Hie Tech
Arthur MacArther
Newport
Macarthur
Corps of Engineers
Port Leavenworth
Wisconsin
Guneral
Twenty Fourth
MacArthur Wes
Springfeld
Mass
Mary Sinkley Hardy
Norfolk
Wisconsin Infantry
Perryville
Mineionery
Missouri to raze capitol ruins in coming week
Jefferson City officials announce the state capitol commission will begin demolishing what remains of the historic capitol damaged by February fire. The front walls will be removed and cleared while key architectural elements are preserved for future monument plans.
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Jeferson City
State Capitol Commision Board
Steph
Joe Hine
J. Kelly
State Capitol
Walla
Fourteen Sentenced to Reform School Transfer
In a penitentiary reform move youths aged 17 to 19 convicted of various offenses were transferred to the state reform school for boys at Newville. Each sentence was ordered to be carried into effect at the reform school, with younger inmates under 17 to be moved to a different facility, aimed at altering their conditions and providing environments offering reform opportunities.
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Tov Hindler
State Reform School
Neogvilie
CAPT GUSTAVUS ST. GEM DIES AT 67 IN COUNTY
Capt Gustaus St. Gem, an elder statesman of Ste Genevieve County and a member of a prominent Missouri family, died at 67. A Civil War veteran, he helped nominate Rutherford B. Hayes and served as receiver of the Port Lowe Far. He had lived at Bear his home for twenty years.
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St Lowe Port
President Hayes
Rte Genevieve
Apt Gartaras Bt
Ste Tenevieve
Sret
Miesourt
Rutherford M Hayes
Hayes
Aited Kinles
Tf Lowe
Ibis Ry
Straus Accepts Nomination for New York Governor
Straus accepts the Progressive gubernatorial nomination in New York after a stamp nomination by Suspender Jack McGee. He says the cause matters more than the office and vows to advance the movement’s principles with support from Comptroller William A. Prendereast and State Chairman William A. Hotchkiss.
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Syracuse
Sear
Straus
New York State
Jack McGee
Roosevelt
William A. Prendereast
New York
William A. Hotchkiss
Lynched The Wrong Negro In West Virginia
Authorities in Princeton West Virginia believe Walter Johnston was wrongly lynched after the assault on 14 year old Nita White. Gov Glamcock ordered an investigation and directed it in a cable to Presenting Attorney J. C. Pendleton quoting He who lives by the sword dies by the sword.
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Princeton
W. Va
Walter Johnston
Nita White
Glamcock
J. C. Pendleton
Special Watch for Cholera Ordered in Immigration
Washington surgeons of the public health service warn to watch cholera carriers among immigrants. Double examinations of all aliens are prescribed until outbreak subsides in southern Carolina, Italy, and Beirut, Syria.
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Washington
Public Health Service
Carolinia
Italy
Bierut
Syria
Three Killed in Expirsion Norristown Pa
In Norristown Pennsylvania a fatal blast killed two men and a boy while five other men were injured. Authorities investigated the explosion at a local site seeking the cause and potential suspects.
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Norristown
Life produced artificially, says Ea Schaefer at Dup Gee
Ena Lepiion and Prof. Schaefer of Ednbure preach at the Life Association for the Advancement of Science annual address. They argue life can be produced from inanimate matter via hormones carried by the blood. Hormones may be simple in chemical character yet vital to life defining functions and sex production.
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Lepiion
Ena
Abbert Schaefer
Ed Nbure
Veratry
Advanhevan
Soence
Ijar
Dup Gee
Capital Cafes Raise Meat Prices
Washington reports food cost pressures push popular eateries to raise meat prices. Many meat orders now include a nickel and a dime increase, attributed to higher meat costs across the supply chain.
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Washington
Wood Pleads Not Guilty In Dynamite Conspiracy Case
William M. Wood, president of the American Woolen Company, pleads not guilty in superior court to an indictment charging him with conspiring to distribute dynamite in Lawrence during last winter's textile strike.
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Boston
Mass
William M. Wood
American Woolen Company
Auperior
Lawrence
Move to Smaller US Currency Bills by MacVeagh
Washington reports that the country will soon use smaller format currency. Secretary MacVeagh is pushing toward issuing bills of reduced size for convenience, with laws needed to establish the change.
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Washington
MacVeagh
George Fitch Nominated for State Representative
Peoria Illinois reports George Witch to be nominated for state representative in the Eighteenth senatorial district at a convention to be held there. The event marks Fitch's bid for public office and signals party support in the upcoming election.
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George Fitch
Peoria
Ill
George Witch
Grand Master of Masons Fox Dies in Buffalo at 74
Christopher G. Fox longtime state Past Grand Master Masonry dies at his Buffalo home at age 74. The notable figure had served Masonry for many years and led statewide lodge activities. Funeral arrangements were not immediately announced.
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Masons
Buffalo
N. Y
Christopher G. Fox
Rioting Convict Whipped at Michigan State Penitentiary
In Jackson Michigan the state penitentiary first used flogging to quell an outbreak. Nine ringleaders received from ten to thirty lashes each as doctors monitored the prisoners’ tolerance and condition.
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Jackson
Mich
Michigan State Penitentiary
Polk Era Servant Weds in Helena Arkansas
Helena Arkansas reports a notable match as Susie McAbve wed Sandy Alexander, longtime servant to President Polk. Alexander, aged 114, and McAbve united in a ceremony that drew local interest and historical resonance.
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Polk
Helena
Ark
Sandy Alexander
President Polk
Susie McAbve
Missouri State Auditor Knocked Down in Accident
State Auditor John F Gorden of Missouri was struck while crossing Malm Street at Seventeenth. He was dragged and run over by a car, then taken to a hotel for treatment. Police later questioned the chauffeur, a Black man.
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Kanean City
John F Gorden
Missouri
Haltimore
Malm Street
Mate Auditor Recovers After Kansas City Car Crash
Jeffereva Wi State Aadbog Jake I Gordon, injured by a struck vehicle in Kansas City Tuesday, was brought home and is improving though not out of danger. Doctors say he cannot resume duties for a week while he recovers and expects to be back in a few days.
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Jeffereva
Jake I Gordon
Swemohne
Kansas City
Browni
Political Nominations By Acclamation Reported
A state convention nominated candidates for governor Albert Nogrom, lieutenant governor J Harras, secretary of state Frederick Niedermeyer except for Niedermeyer who is not nominated. other officials include attorney general Arthur Mayde and auditor J A Reynolds. Nominations were by acclamation.
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Roonervelt Petty
Albert
Nogrom
St Louis
Gover
J Harras
Kanena City
Ter
Rotary
Frederick Niedermeyer
Columbus
Arthur Mayde
Princeton
J. A Reynolds
Ava
Nietermeyer
Craig family reunion near Fulton draws hundreds of attendees
In Caldwell County the Craig family reunion was held northwest of Fulton with several hundred present. Dr Joseph L Garvin, president of William Woods College, spoke as one of the speakers. The gathering highlighted the family's deep roots as early pioneers in the county.
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Fulton
Craig
Joseph L. Garvin
William Woods College
Calaway County
Kingdom
Fifth Quadrennial Reunion of Missouri School for the Deaf Ends
Fulton hosts a five day reunion of the Alum Association with a reception by Superintendent and Mrs Walker for deaf residents and school staff. The next reunion is planned for Fulton in 1916. A separate report notes a horse killed after being frightened by an elephant during a Robina show at Nevada. the horse reared and collapsed.
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Fulton
Alum! Association
Missouri School For the Deaf
Mra
T Walker
Nevada
Morgan Howard
Three Fulton Mines Closed
Fulton reports the coal mine strike remains at status quo with no new talks. Prospective workers and miners keep home protests while authorities monitor developments in the Fulton area.
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Fulton
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