Wandering quotes and oddities from a late issue satire
A mosaic of quirky items and misprints recount social trends and curiosities. Notes on a proposed telephony link from Scotland to Paris, divorce rumors, kidnapping headlines, prattling pronouncements on Mars, boulevard naming debates, and goofy reminiscences about memory aids. Various cities including Chicago and New York appear with satirical glimpses of culture, travel, and public manners.
Government Fails to Convict Heinze Jury Acquits Copper King
A jury declines to convict in the Heinze case and returns a not guilty verdict on charges of misapplying bank funds against the Copper King. The ruling concludes with no financial wrongdoing established beyond reasonable doubt.
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Heinze
Heinze Acquitted In Banking Case Amid Courtroom Turmoil
Frederick Augustus Heinge was acquitted of misapplying bank funds while president of Mercantile National Bank. A jury found him not guilty of overcertifying his brother’s firm checks. The trial spanned nearly three weeks amid sharp exchanges as Henry Wise, the U S district attorney, faced heated defense summations. Arthur F Hejnve insulted Wise in court and was ejected. Heinge expressed plans to focus on copper properties, saying the delay cost millions.
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Frederick Augustus Heinge
Mercantile National Bank
Heinzer Co
Trite States
Charles W. Morse
Bhut Heinze
John Fh Stanchfield
Henry Ao Wise
United States
Garriot
Stanchfield
Wise
Yenise
Arthur F. Hejnve
Iowa Rep Smith seeks ban on prize fight pictures
A bill by Representative Smith of Iowa would bar publication of descriptions and pictures of prize fights across states and the District. It would also prohibit bringing such descriptions or records of betting into the country. Violations face up to one year in prison or a $1000 fine.
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D. C
Jeffries Johnson
Smith
Iowa
District of Columbia
Interstate Commerce Commission
House Votes to Open Coal Land for Settlement
Washington D C the house passed a bill to open coal lands for agricultural settlement and development of surface lands classified as coal lands.
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House
Washington, D. C
Taft Suffering From Bad Cold In Washington
President Taft is reported to have a bad cold after a dinner party in Washington. He went to bed and ordered that he not be disturbed, signaling a quiet rest after the evening.
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Washington,d. C
Taft Ia
Rockefeller Drives Draw Crowds in Tarrytown Park Rides
The famous resident of Tarrytown, John D Rockefeller, hosts popular spring drives with guests from the town. He greets men women and children at the start all vehicles are praised for safety and beauty. After rides he keeps the guest garments as keepsakes. Meanwhile Berlin reports Emperor William plans a London trip for King Edward's funeral arriving next day.
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John PD Rockefeller
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Tarrytown
Berlin
Germany
William
London
King Edward
Laziest Man Divorced and Other Court Motions
London Ene archibald Depay known as the laziest man in the world faced his wife seeking separation at Totterham police court after years of chronic laziness. Her counsel said he was restricted for six weeks and too tired to answer. In Little Rock Newion Baum, a bankrupt merchant, was jailed for contempt for not delivering $16,684.10 to Receiver J. A. Comer, claiming poverty.
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Ene
Archibald Depay
Totterham
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Little Rock
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Newion Baum
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J. A. Comer
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Posse Captures Train Bandits Near Phoenix
In Phoenix Arizona a posse led by Sheriff Carl Hayden and Immigration Inspector Cronin captured the two bandits who robbed the Phoenix and Maricopa passenger train near the city.
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Phoenix & Maricopa
Here
Carl Hayden
Cronin
Secret Bal linger discharged from witness stand
Washington DC Secretary Bal linger was discharged from the witness stand by the congressional investigation committee after counsel announced they had no more questions to ask at present.
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Washington, D. C
Ballinger
Congressional Investigation Committee
Ballinger Grilled as Ballinger Faces Land Office Rulings
Washington witnesses the Ballinger Pinchot inquiry as Attorney Brandell questions Richard Ballinger on rulings that barred him from appearing before the General Land Office for Cunningham coal claimants. Ballinger admits prior rulings existed but says he did not inform the president. The committee adjourned the hearing until Thursday as investigators seek original memoranda and further documents.
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Interior Department
Ballinger
General Land Office
Cunningham Coal
Hrandels
Secretary of Interior
Ballinger Pinchot
Hallinger
Land Office
Umninkham
Glavia
Vrandite
Pal ‘Ieer
F. WR Cgilavie Hye
38 Deputy Sheriffs Held for Riot Death
Greenshore Washington, Thirty eight deputy sheriffs are held by the coroners jury over the death of Paul Keno a miner during a riot at Irwin near here A second miner reportedly died during the clash A large striker demonstration drew about 10000 miners with district President Feehan and Vice President Van Wittner addressing the crowd.
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Paul Keno
Irwin
Tistrict
Feehan
View Pyne Jent Feehan
View
van Wittner
Reverend Gow Granted New Trial in Manslaughter Case
Anbochin Missouri reports that Reverend Clyde W. Gee, a Southern Conference member of the Missouri Synod, receives a new trial recommendation from the Methostial Episcopal church appeal committee. Gee faces manslaughter charges tied to the death of Miss Gleason, a Linelina county teacher, with co-defendant Reverend Philreian of Eleberry arrested after her death.
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Committee of Appealie
Methostial Episcopal Church
South
Link Admits Confession Before Grand Jury in Bribery Case
Springfield reporter describes Link’s alleged confession to taking money to vote for United States Senator Larimer. Link reportedly told Frank Reid his statements were written and denied nothing. The interview center on a telephone call and an interview in Mitchell.
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Stchee Link
Ongle County
United States
Larimer
Chicago
Link
Mitchell
Frank Reid
Cook Courty Grand Jury
Reid Os
Lima Averts War Drives Volunteers and Fund
Lima Peru tightens wartime readiness as volunteers enlist daily and private donations swell the war fund. About 24 000 soldiers are quartered in the city preparing for possible conflict with Ecuador.
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Peru
Ecuador
Wife of Fan Kills Self in Missouri Town
Cora Thermas of 1214 North Sixth Street St. Joseph Missouri drank carbolic acid at her home and died shortly after at a hospital. Authorities say the death was self inflicted, seem to be tied to her husband Will Thomas who went to a baseball game despite her pleas for him to stay at home.
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Cora Thermas
North Sixth Street
Will Thomas
Grafters Receive Jail Terms in Pittaburg Court
In Pittaburg a judgment day saw several defendants from the German National Bank and Columbia National Bank sentenced or ordered to prison. A. A. Vilenck drew eight months and a $5,000 fine. others faced eight months or four months with fines, while some sentences were postponed for weeks due to family emergencies. Charles Stewart, Stewart, Weber, Ferguson, and Rearne received sentences or postponements related to bribery and felonies involving city officials and bankers.
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A. A. Vilenck
German National Bank of
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Commonwealth
Allewhenny County
He Jennings
Columbia National Bank of
Mitte Bare
Jeoninegs
Fox Griffin
Columbia National Bank
Aftier Counsé
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Jennings
Stewart
Charles Rtewart
Conn Siman
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Weber
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Tillotson Convicted Hopes for Reversal in Kidnapping Case
Holter Kansas attorneys for Tillotson claim a reversal is possible after a jury found him guilty of kidnapping Marian Breakley. Judge Raine’s instructions focused on intent. Judge Pollock testified in refracted form. Co-defendants Stellan Barclay Gentry Randolph and Grease faced separate trials postponed to September. Also, Katie Manz 18 was indicted for first degree murder in Maseilion, Canton, Ohio, in the death of her sister Elisabeth 19.
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Kanesity
Meeticy
Wee
Snowhater
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Tilotson
Schenck
Tilloteon
Hohton
Raine
Tillotean
Pollock
Tilotean
Kansas
Tillotson
Stellan Barclay
Joseph H. Gentry
Robert Randolph
David Grease
Girl
Canton
Ohio
Katie Manz
Elisabeth
Maseilion
Steamer Minnehaha Reaches Port After Grounding
The steamer Minnehaha, which ran aground on the Selby Islands three weeks ago, arrived safely in port under her own steam at Falmouth England. No injuries reported and ship now secured, crew accounted for after perilous delay.
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Falmouth
England
Selby Islands
The President on Wheels and Constitutional Duty
A commentary on the presidential role and constitutional obligation notes the tension between the founders intention and modern practice. It argues the president should execute laws faithfully rather than use public appearances to sway Congress or the people.
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Congress
Union
Cntpe
Public Service
Washington
Behmee
Wethington
Losing Confidence in Taft and the Aldrich Taft Law
The country views the Aldrich Taft taint as unfitting for the people and criticizes President Taft for defending the law. Voters see it as benefiting trusts and raising prices, while Taft’s popularity declines and he is portrayed as outclassed by Aldrich. The Senate expresses regret over his alliance with the law and its perceived influence.
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Aldrich Taft
Taft
Hierabeet
Alérich
Senate
Tan
Pledge Broken Over Aldrich Tariff Pledge
Nagel calls the Aldrich tariff the best ever passed while critics say the Republican pledge to use the production cost gap as the protection measure was not honored. The piece asserts special privilege and private interests trumped the pledge and the party’s national platform.
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Nagel
Republican Party
Congress
Platform That Will Win for Indiana Democrats
Governor Marshall tells Indiana Democrats the party seeks preservation of vested rights and elimination of vested wrongs. He urges public and private economy as a winning platform not only for Indiana but for 291 congressional districts.
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Marshall
Indiana
Indaia
Chia
Aldrichie to retire from senate port March
Mr. Aldrichie plans retirement from the senate in March but may arrange to assist the administration in an advisory capacity.
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Senate
Otick
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