Fragmented Marble Hill humor and social quips
A fragmented collection of sharp witticisms and social asides from Marble Hill Press. Topics range from vacation habits and weather to etiquette, politics, and contemporary curiosities. The pieces mix trivia, satire, and light critique with quick one line jests about public figures and urban life.
Unusual attire sparks reflection on aspirational youth
A reflective note on how strange costumes influence young girls and their ambitions, highlighting how attire can shape perception, confidence, and the pursuit of future dreams despite odd fashion trends.
Pleasure boats and naval shipyard questions arise
A reader quips that every pleasure boat striking a battleship prompts questions about why the government does not build a fleet of pleasure boats. The remark, though humorous, highlights debates over naval production priorities and resource allocation.
Berlin Aims to Dwarf Stockholm in 1914 Crowds
The piece notes Berlin will outpace Stockholm in Olympic crowds in 1914 and claims four thousand Americans killed themselves last year. It then shifts to a Housatonic woman who dug twenty boiled potatoes and three small ones from one bill while her husband’s activities are questioned.
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Berlin
Stockholm
United States
Atfil
Army Adopts New Sword Form for Fatling Gun Conflict
The army declares a new sword is highly effective against Fatling guns. An imagined scene shows a gallant officer with a sword facing a Fatling gun at a mile and a half distance.
Drowning scare at New York resort and fashion fate
A young woman at a New York waterfront resort nearly drowned due to her hobble skirt. The incident sparks reflections on sacrifice and reverence among fashion followers, though the event underscores risk in stylish attire.
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New York
New Jersey Man Claims Pea Growth by Electricity
A New Jersey man says he has perfected an invention that makes peas grow using electricity. The remark hints at potential weed-killing effects if electricity can be harnessed for that purpose.
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New Jersey
Tree pests threaten maples spruces and balsam firs
The spruce bud moth attacks balsam firs used for pillows and Christmas trees while maples lose leaves across New England. No actions are reported to boost bird populations.
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New England
Man Arrested in Chicago for Drunkenness Confesses
A man arrested in Chicago admitted he spent money given by his milliner wife to buy drink while claiming she sent him to buy bread. His wife pleaded to save him from jail saying he was needed at home to do house work.
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Aoman
Chicago
London Royal Couple Attend Vaudeville Show
The king and queen drew great excitement in London after attending a vaudeville show. They seek to organize a convention on the American plan to stay current in amusements and pursue truly worthwhile excitement.
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London
Shoemakers Strike Over Bathtub Shortage at Factory
Workers in a Pittsburgh factory complained while producing 600 bathtubs daily but lacking any for their own use. Management faced the unusual grievance as morale and production emphasized fairness amid shortages.
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Tteburg
Roosevelt Fund Inquiry Delayed Till September
Colonel piqued at delay as Senate panel refuses to hear Archbold until late September. Archbold told the subcommittee he contributed 100000 dollars to the Roosevelt fund in 1904 and Roosevelt telegraphed the panel, delaying action. Senator Clapp, subcommittee chair, cannot assemble the panel before month’s end while replacements shift committee assignments.
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Roosevelt
John DD Archbold
Senate
Clapp
Eubcomm Niew
Mn Archbold
Roosevelt Fund
Allingham
Vermont
Elect One
Pomcrete
Ohio
Luke Lea
Tetnegwee
Pomerene
Chin
Clape
Nee
Roosevelt anxious to tell his side of case
Roosevelt seeks to present his version amid Senate committee probes into contributions. He notes the committee’s failure to meet promptly and asserts he would have answered about his actions and funding. He declines extra powers for the committee and discusses relations with Perry, Perkins, and party figures.
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Roosevelt
Twelve Hurt In Trolley Fire At West End Train
A dozen women and children were burned when a West End trolley bound for Coney Island burst into flames. A charged feed line sparked a short circuit, sending fire through the cars as the trolley carriages detached and ignited.
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New York
West End
Coney Island
Perle
Ita
Minnesota Farm Trope Worth One Billion Dollars
Minnesota and surrounding states contribute to an estimated 11.6 million dollar value of the crop trope this year. Authorities in a local agricultural journal publish careful estimates covering Minnesota North Dakota South Dakota northern Iowa Montana and western Wisconsin.
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Minn
Minnesota
North Dakota
South Dakota
Iowa
Montana
Wisconsin
Children Plead Not Guilty in Slaying Case
Kansas City youths John Heimberger and John Farley, both 11, confessed to killing 4 year old Joseph Timmerman. They were arraigned on second degree murder charges, pleaded not guilty, and were released on bonds.
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Kansas City
John Heimbarger
John Farley
Joseph Timmerman
One Killed Fifteen Hurt in Wreck at Antioch
A broken rail wrecked the C H DD Indianapolis excursion train near Decatur Wisconsin five miles southeast of here. One man was killed and fifteen injured as four coaches toppled and nearly left the track.
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C.H . DD
Indianapolis
Antioch
Here
Death of Gen Sumner in San Francisco Hospital
Brig Gen EL VY Sumner, 77, died at the Presidio hospital in San Francisco after serving throughout the Civil War and participating in the Indian wars in the West. Born in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, his long military career spanned major 19th century conflicts.
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EL Vy, Sumner
Presideo Hospital
Carlisle
100 Mile An Hour Storm Hits Erie Lake Connont
A tornado with 100 mph velocity swept over Connont Lake near Erie Pennsylvania causing extensive damage and financial loss. Water from the lake was hurled about 100 feet into the air by the fierce winds.
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Connont Lake
Pices
New York Police Budget Request for 1913 Reveals Rise
New York budget estimates for the city departments show a large jump in 1913. Police Commissioner Waldo seeks 19,260,008 dollars, up from 16,000,000 last year, a forty percent increase.
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New York
Pudget
Waldo
Police Shield Gunmen Two Boys Slay Playmate
Grand jury hears that gang leaders promised protection to killers of Gambier Rensenthal and others, with police accused of aiding escapees. A reward of 5000 dollars was offered by the district attorney. Detectives allegedly coached witnesses and protected suspects to block evidence while the case unfolds.
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Gheppa
Gecker
Gambier Resenthal
Mrs Bern stein found not guilty in husband murder case
Chicago report: Florence Bernstein was cleared of killing her husband George Bernstein on May 4. The jury deliberated twenty five hours before delivering the verdict. Bernstein sighed, rose, and prepared to return to her stall to reclaim belongings as cheers erupted from the women’s section of the jail.
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Chicago
Hil
Florence Bernstein
George Bernstein
Bernstein
Mathewson Flyer crashes at Lamar race track. pilot dies
George Thompson was killed when the Mathewson Flyer crashed during a Lamar race event. The aircraft overturned upon landing in front of a crowded grandstand, causing fatalities and prompting emergency response. Police and investigators arrived to document the scene.
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Railroads Plan $1 Million Mississippi Bridge at Metropolis
Four major lines including Chicago Burlington & Quincy and Louisville & Nashville near Metropolis Illinois tentatively agree to construct a bridge across the Mississippi River at a total cost of one million dollars. The project aims to improve cross river rail traffic and regional connectivity among the big four lines. The agreement signals a major regional infrastructure push pending final formalities and funding details.
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Chicago, Burlington & Quincy
Louieville & Nashville
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Inois Central Railroads
Mississippi River
Metropolis
Actor Falls From Train Saving Hat in Pelham
New York actor J. W. Moye died after falling from the rear platform of a New Haven train at Pelham while reaching for his hat blown from his head. The fatal accident occurred aboard the moving car as the actor attempted to recover the hat.
Diplomatic Dean of Austria Hungary to retire in Europe trip
Baron Hengelmuller von Hengervar ambassador from Austria-Hungary will retire from his post when he sails for Europe next week. He has served in Washington for eighteen years and is the dean of the diplomatic corps in the capital.
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Austria
American Post
Washington
Washington, DC
C — WU
United States
Hengelmuller von Hengervar
Austria- Hungary
Europe
Suffragettes Fed by Force in Prison Daring Strike
In Poublin Ireland prison officials feed Mary Leigh and Gladys Evane forcibly. The two suffragettes, each sentenced to five years penal servitude for attempting to burn the Theater Royal, began a hunger strike in custody and faced death from starvation.
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Poublin
Ireland
Mary Leigh
Gladys Evane
Theater Royal
Will dictated under wrecked car in Monticello NY
Isaac Althen, a Perth Amboy merchant, was pinned under a wrecked auto in Monticello New York and likely dying. He called a sheriff and dictated his last will, witnessed by surgeons.
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Monticello
N. Y
Isaac Althen
Perth Amboy
General Orores Trapped by Rebel Forces in Juarez
Juarez Mexico reports General Ororco, commander of the Meslean rebels, ensnared in a trap described as 100 metres wide and 200 miles long. Advices relayed to General Joaquin Telles confirm the peril and stringency of the situation.
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Mex
Ororco
Thiesle
Joaquin Telles
Marines to Transport to Colon Amid Puerto Rico Move
The State Department aims to ship Marines to Colon as transport ships gather. About 100 bluejackets will land at Corinto and San Juan del Sur to establish direct radio with Annapolis and Corinto. The cruiser California heads to Manama with 140 marines for Panama duties.
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Initiative Law Void by Court Ruling
A state supreme court invalidated a measure on initiative and referendum, ruling the 1810 framework unconstitutional. The decision blocks submission of many proposed statutes and directs remedies to align with new constitutional standards pending appeal.
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Celerade Court
Plot to Blow Up San Diego Members Arrested
Police report a Brooklyn era of the World Workers conspiracy case with dynamite and rifles seized near San Diego. James Roemey confessed the group intended to blow up a landmark if not for persecution claims and travel from Los Angeles.
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San Diego
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Cal
The
Industrial Workers of the World
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Tedustin Workera of
Cajon
James Roemey
Angeles
Unfortunate Man Jailed After Embalming Incident
A man broke into an undertaking establishment in Jackson, Kentucky, where he tasted embalming fluid and fled without being seen. He was arrested today after the odd theft attempt drew local attention and led to his capture.
Wreck injures thirty eight at Superior limekiln siding
In Charlerois Michigan a Pere Marquette passenger train collided head on with a dummy train at the Superior limekiln siding. Thirty eight people were injured eight seriously as emergency crews responded to the scene.
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Mich
Superior Limekiln
Beer dumped into sewer in Tulsa on hot Oklahoma day
A hot Tulsa day saw officers pour out fourteen thousand ninety pints of beer after a crowd watched in dismay. The beer had been rebilled from Oklahoma City amid the heat and high mercury readings.
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Okla
Mercury
Weaer
Oklahoma City
New Rochelle Actor Dies in Pelham Train Fall
New Rochelle, New York actor J W Moye fell from the rear platform of a New Haven train at Pelham while reaching for his bat that blew from his head, and was killed.
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N. Y
J. W. Moye
New York
New Haven
Pelham
J W. Moye
Unfortunate Man Arrests After Undertaking Shop Break-In
A man from Jackson City, Kentucky faces arrest after breaking into an undertaking establishment in Lexington. The incident involved improvised use of embalming fluid and whiskey, reportedly observed by Charles Jackson, son of Macon Gas. The sequence ends with police taking him into custody.
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Charles Jackson
Macon
Jackson City
Retired Farmer Kills Woman Then Self in Horton
Horton police report a retired farmer shot and killed Mrs. Hattle Jackson after she refused his marriage proposal. He then killed himself with the same revolver. The woman had been recently divorced.
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Horton
Homer Thompson
Mra Hattle Jackson
Wowan
Machinery Cleaning Prompt Sparks Odd Exchange
A fragment from an audio or transcript shows a speaker remarking on oddly phrased phrases about cleaning a machine and instructing a helper to pare waste, revealing a terse exchange about work details.
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Fragmented quote on marriage and drink causing conflict
A garbled exchange hints at marital strife and external pressures driving a husband to drink. The fragment suggests blame and counterclaims about responsibility, without clear names or context.
Men’s Worry and Marriage Jokes Spark Conversation
A fragmented quote set centers on gender roles and marriage. It features phrases about men's habits of worrying and women’s behavior, with unclear attribution to Mr Naga and other unnamed speakers. The text reads like a colloquial exchange on relationships and social expectations.
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Bse
Jinks Evokes Late Husband for Widow Portrayal
The fragment notes how Mre Jinks often conveys a widow image by repeatedly alluding to her tardy husband as my late husband, shaping the audience’s impression of her character.
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Hushaod
Fragmented romance interview fragment with odd punctuation
A garbled dialogue portrays a professor describing a broken engagement after years of wooing. The speaker cites an alleged mindwipe as the cause and recalls visiting the fiancée to ask again, revealing unclear sequence and attribution.
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Sparrow nest fire scare near several rooftops
A sparrow spotted near a string used for a nest under cave roofs triggered a small fire in multiple shingle areas. Neighbors acted quickly, extinguishing flames before major damage occurred to homes on Mere Mary Webber and Ermange Wheet’s properties.
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Mary Webber
Aophta
Hafer
Ermange Weeets
London Mystery Over A Pocket Note Clarified
In London a light exchange unfolds in a crowded setting as a passerby spots a note left in another’s pocket. A quick search reveals the note’s value, one shilling or more, and the stranger questions the finder about a potential reward while recalling a prior event involving a tall man and a share of meat.
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Weil
London
Joel
Loeton
Change of THE way OUT Food Drought Success and Happiees
An ambitious girl suffering nervousness and hysteria found relief in Grape Nuts per a testimonial. After illness, social withdrawal, and poor appetite, she credits Grape Nuts with a satiafed feeling, better sleep, and renewed study and teaching. Four years later she leads a happy home, with the old weakness never returning.
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