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Newspaper

Mansfield Mirror

Location

Mansfield, Missouri, United States of America

Date

Nov 25, 1915

Page

5

Joke on Curious Neighbors Ends In Muddy Carpets

A newlywed couple in a thin-walled apartment sparks gossip as the wife scolds husband Charlie for muddying the carpets. The neighbors speculate a divorce while the next morning a curly-haired black pup appears on the lawn as the wife toys with Charita, apologizing to the pet.

Charlie Columbus Dispatch Charita

And She Believed Him

Dialect of a domestic scene where Angela recalls telephone visits to her husband at the office. She notes his prior cheerfulness, now hidden behind a pose, as the office boy’s grins reveal her feigned happiness. The exchange hints at underlying affection and tension within a workday routine.

Angela

Stocking Up On Self Regard In Courtroom Banter

A philosopher notes that a man should take stock of himself but the pessimist disagrees saying one cannot stay twenty-one, which yields a wry moment. In a humorous exchange a prisoner recalls that a quarrel with his wife escalated from salt shaker shoves to a coffee pot smacking before the judge.

Ap Pendix Operation Yields Unexpected Outcome

In a brief exchange, De Pinch undergoes an appendectomy with chloroform used for anesthesia. It notes it is the first instance of extracting something from him, implying an unusual or humorous outcome.

de Pinch

Senator Bluflum Faces Critics In Public Battles

In sharp exchanges, critics say Senator Bluflum frantically protests to shield his constituents from alleged unscrupulous associates. The exchange emphasizes his constant readiness to wage political fights in defense of voters’ interests.

Bluflum

Critics Sour On Scribson's Latest Novel

Faint Pralee reports critics gave Scribson's newest work a lukewarm reception saying it lacked substance. One critic noted it would be a decent train read only if there were scenic views to accompany the journey.

Scribson

Melancholia and a Mourning Tramp Dialogue

A practical philanthropist asks the mournful tramp about a job offering. The tramp answers that nothing you could say would lift the mental low mood he has endured for years.

Nothing Coming to Johnny in Public School Math Joke

Congressman Jacob A Canter recalls a public school arithmetic episode from Philadelphia Telegraph. A teacher asks ten year old Johnny how much change from ten cents of sugar five cents soap twenty five cents coffee and ten cents crackers with no cash payment. Johnny replies no change because the storekeeper would hold onto the old bill.

Jacob A. Canter New York Elaga Philadelphia Telegraph Johnny Mary

Silent Partner Questions Boss About Retaining Clerk

The visiting investor identifies as the silent partner and financial backer, asserting the clerk can’t remain employed, and demands to know how long the inept worker will stay on the payroll, while the clerk collapses and the boss is nearby.

Alimony Fears and Money Troubles Highlighted

In a tense exchange Offenbroke says he is often short on cash, while Everbroke warns that failing to raise enough to cover alimony could lead to arrest. The dialogue underscores ongoing financial strain and legal pressure.

Everbroke Offenbroke

You Can't Afford to Miss This Offer

An agent persuades a customer that readers can pay a dollar down and a dollar a month to borrow books. Jobson counters, saying he would finish reading them before paying off the debt, making the plan feel like wasteful spending.

Jobson

Ear to the ground or campaign fund influence

In politics a reader notes that while many claim politicians listen to constituents, the writer argues that large campaign donors largely shape political thinking, regardless of popular opinion. The piece implies money drives policy influence more than public sentiment.

Forceful Character in a Hiring Banter

A housewife notes the job seeker has many placements and good references. The candidate rolls up her sleeves, showing a strong arm and quips that she nearly always leaves with a good inference.

A Modern Version of a Rural Romance

A witty tale recounts a romance between a millionaire on an automobile tour and a country maid. The twist: instead of water, she sells him gasoline for his car, and the couple proceeds toward marriage with rustic charm.

Bride Argued Over Gifts As Mother Teases About Plans

In a wedding reception exchange the bride’s mother remarks that some friends see the bride as idle, pointing to nineteen silver cord trays among the presents. The bride responds with her view, while guests listen to the lighthearted jab about future plans and social duties.

Seventh Wedding, Not Anniversary Quip

A humorous exchange recalls a misread milestone as seven wedding anniversaries. The speaker corrects the other, noting twenty years of marriage but claiming seven wedding anniversaries. The line captures wit over ceremonial phrasing and timekeeping.

Yorick

Explaining the Delay Divorce at 10:30 am and Rewedding

A judge remarks on the lengthy process as a divorce case proceeds with a renewed wedding later in the day. The exchange reflects frustration over the license delay and the time taken to finalize matters.

Framing a Tight One in a Confessional Exchange

A dialogue fragment shows a vow to refrain from drinking. One character insists the vow is not real and fears being pressed to drink, while another questions the sincerity and timing of the claim. The scene hints at social pressure and personal struggle.

Jinx

The Only Drawback Judge Quip About De Votees

A witty courtroom remark notes the De Votees would be ideal spouses if not already married to each other. The judge deflects with the line that their only drawback is their mutual marriage.

The Way of It Suburban Neighbors and Veggie Talks

A humorous caption contrasts two suburban neighbors and their gardens. One neighbor grows his own produce while the other relies on a share from a neighbor who brings the supply in, reflecting playful local chatter about self sufficiency and community.

Profits in Breeding Ewes

Profits are highest in breeding ewes with western Merino blood dominating. Ewes weigh 85 to 110 pounds and yield 6 to 7 pounds of wool. Beginners should choose ewes with solid mouths and good udders. experienced buyers accept looser teeth. A strong yearling ram can service 5 to 40 ewes. Missouri breeders selling rams are listed by the University of Missouri.

Howard Hackecorn Missouri College of Agriculture Missouri Department of Animal Husbandry University of Missouri Columbia

Buildings for Livestock Ventilation and Sanitation

The article urges thorough ventilation of stock barns for hogs cattle horses and sheep and warns that impure air harms animals as it does humans. It recommends an inexpensive ventilation system, frequent cleaning and disinfection, and avoiding board floors with cracks that harbor fetid matter. Sunshine is cited as the best disinfectant and immovable hog houses are favored.

Pushing Swine From Start For Better Feed Efficiency

Dean Henry of Wisconsin gathered data showing young pigs convert feed to gain more efficiently than older ones. Eight pound pigs need 293 pounds of feed for 100 pounds gain, while larger pigs require more. The study stresses starting hog growth early to maximize economical gains and notes North Dakota findings that pigs can reach 200 to 250 pounds by November 1.

Dean Henry Wisconsin North Dakota Experiment Station

Value of a Young Brood Mare in Breeding

A single good, sound young brood mare bought from a reliable farmer or breeder is worth more for breeding purposes than six or more so called bargains found in the city.

Hog Breeding Practices for Pork Production

In hog farming, breed two litters yearly to boost meat supply. For sow progeny, breed once annually to maintain and grow the herd.

Fertilizer Value of Milk Returns on Farm Use

The fertilizer value of milk returns in the skimmed milk and if fed to hogs it stays right on the farm.

Colts Need Good Care For Growing A Fine Horse

A short notice stresses daily thoughtful care for colts to ensure comfort and steady growth, key to producing a fine and profitable horse.

Most Profitable Sow Described in Breeding Guide

The most profitable sow is large and roomy with a strong back wide loin full home large heart girth and constitution. It should have ample bone and stand well on strong legs indicating overall quality for breeding programs.

A Convenient Milk House Apart From the Home

The article discusses dairying profitability and how to run a profitable dairy. It stresses selecting cows by breed to suit conditions, recommending Jerseys or Guernseys for rich milk and butterfat, Ayrshire for rugged pasture, and Holsteins for lush pastures and broad markets. It warns against unprofitable herds, the dangers of discarding cows, and the risks of buying cows with hidden defects.

Jerseys Guernseys Jersey Guernsey

Simple Method to Store Cabbage Prior to Market

A Minnesota Experiment Station article explains easy cabbage storage. Use a cool, above 40 to 60 degree space like a root cellar or basement, with doors opened at night and kept closed by day. Leaves attached or rough leaves protect heads, crates are rack-stacked with pathways, and selling price can rise eight to tenfold.

B. A. Kirkpatrick Minnesota

Cull the herd early to remove poor producers

The piece argues for inventorying live stock and reallocating feed from a culla to better paying animals. It suggests culling the herd early to eliminate poor producers and improve overall profitability.

Caution on Feeding Heat Producing Foods to Breeding Animals

Advice urges avoiding excess heat producing foods while maintaining breeding animals in vigorous flesh-forming condition. Recommends a ration of clean wholesome blood bone and muscle forming foods.

Profitable Horses for Farmer on Farm Work and Sale

A farmer weighs using strong draft mares for heavy field tasks and selling geldings to bolster finances. The plan aims to increase cash flow and make sizable mortgage payments while maintaining productive stock.

Main advantages of hogging corn to feed hogs

L A Weaver of the Missouri Experiment Station shows hogging down corn yields rapid, economical gains while saving harvest labor and returning manure to fields. Eleven trials prove it best when hogs harvest their feed, given controlled access, fresh forage, and supplemental feed like rape or soybeans or tankage if needed.

L. A. Weaver Missouri Experiment Station Missouri Agricultural Experiment Station

Breeding Wines Kept Open House Impacts Vitality

The text argues that breeding wines kept in open houses and limited in daily exercise will lose vigor. This decline reduces resistance to disease and diminishes the constitutional strength passed to their progeny.

Pigs Benefit From Clean Feed And Water

Farmers are urged to provide pigs with clean water and clean slop to ensure better pork. The message emphasizes that sour and filthy feed harms quality, noting pigs will eat poor fare only if forced, but perform best on sanitary feeding conditions.

Growth of Concrete Roads Accelerates Across the United States

A United States Department of Agriculture bulletin notes rapid growth in concrete pavement mileage from 364000 square yards in 1909 to about 19200000 square yards in 1914, citing durability and smooth surfaces as key advantages while acknowledging noise and joint wear as drawbacks. The report discusses paving options, costs, and sample specifications in bulletin No. 249 for country roads.

United States United States Department of Agriculture

Good Roads Appreciated By Mr Chuggins

Mr Chuggins says motor cars have done more than anything to make people appreciate good roads yet his machine breaks down often. He adds it is comforting to avoid mud while repairing it.

Mr. Chuggins

Farmer Saves His Horses Age of Roads Adage

A farmer reflects on travel routes noting no town appears worth endangering animals. The remark uses a proverb about not harming horses to reach a destination. The piece blends rural wit with caution about road choices for farmers and their beasts.

Improve Rural Roads to Aid Life in Countryside

Improve rural conditions by building good roads which enhance life and cost no more than current poor roads. The message argues better roads raise all aspects of rural living while avoiding extra expense.

Increases Farm Value and Road Quality

The text argues that better roads to a farmer’s home raise farm value by improving access to town. It contrasts isolated towns with poor surrounding roads, likening them to being on an island. It also notes a nourishing mash for sows and piglets made from wheat middlings skim milk and water.

Poor Soil Advice and Idle Horse Care

The notice warns against sowing alfalfa on flat poorly drained land and emphasizes skilled feeding for idle horses, comparing care needs to that of hardworking horses. It presents practical guidance for agriculture and animal husbandry.

Swamp Root Kidney Remedy Endorsed by Walter Shiver Ad

A 1912 advertisement features Walter Shiver of Hope Arkansas praising Dr Kilmer Swamp Root for kidney disease relief after trials with other remedies. It urges sending ten cents for a sample and a booklet, noting bottles are sold in drug stores and mentioning notary public A V Ware. Also references Dr Pierce Pellets for liver and bowels and a reflection on fathers with many children.

Walter Shiver North Main Street Hope Ark A. V. Ware Dr. Kilmer & Co Binghamton, N. Y

Real skin comfort and a training dog tale

Real Skin Comfort and a dog training incident appear in this clipping. The first ad promotes Cuticura products with an offer to sample by mail from Boston. The second story recalls Ted and James M. with a ferocious bull dog that roughs a tramp, who warns to kill the dog, while the boys insist the pup will improve through the ordeal.

Cuticura Dept. XY Boston Andy Ted James M

Lucky Animals Prepare for Cold Weather Fur Growth

Woodland animals grow extra thick coats to endure the approaching cold. A narrator notes luck in their adaptation while referencing an old newspaper and a vest.

Louieville

Real Estate Pitch Promises Climate, Quips About Deaths

A buyer asks about the climate as a real estate agent boasts the environment is the finest in the world. He adds in a dark aside that there has been only one death in ten years, a doctor who died of starvation, framing the area with a grim note.

Financier term explained in father and son dialogue

A father explains to his son that a financier is a person who borrows money and compels the lender to pay interest, framing the concept in simple terms.

Parents Outsmart Man Seeking Self Talk in Debate

In a humorous face off, a baby’s parents emerge as the only able conversational opponents to a man who insists on talking about himself. The scene highlights how restraint and focus often prevail over grand self-promotion.

Change Quit Coffee and Got Well

A woman shares that quitting coffee for Postum improved her health after two weeks without solid food due to distress. She notes relief from chest pressure, heart palpitations, headaches, digestion, and nervousness after switching from coffee to Postum, praising the product and its two forms. Postum is advertised by Postum Co. of Battle Creek Michigan, with prices for Cereal and Instant versions and a slogan There’s a Reason.

Postum Postum Co Battle Creek Mich

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