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Newspaper

Madras Pioneer

Location

Madras, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Dec 13, 1906

Page

7

Topics of the Times Preview Lists Quirky Notes

A collage of observations jokes and wagers about taxes love corsets cooking Yale salaries military crimes and oddities. The piece mixes witty vignettes and quick hits on popular trends prices and student and military life.

London Man Plays Piano Nonstop For Two Days

A London man endured 48 hours of piano playing to test his physical stamina and his endurance, drawing both admiration and patient neighbors who endured the continuous recital.

London

Poetic Quip Reflects on Chicken Hatchings and Birth Debate

A witty remark contrasts chickens and poets, noting a judge's grave stance that chickens hatch rather than being born. The line underscores a playful distinction between natural processes and creative origins, hinting at literary or legal satire.

Father's Cigars Linked to Son's Smoking Death Mystery

A cryptic report suggests a father's tobacco habit may be connected to his son's smoking death. The piece notes frequent alarms and surprises as authorities question familial influence and behavior patterns.

Johnny

Joyless American Face in Automobiling Attire Cited

A professor cites the joyless American face as evident in motorists outfits, noting public reactions to car culture and attire during everyday drive time. The remark reflects broader attitudes toward American style and mobility.

Cleveland Y M C A Rules Out Wealthy Donors as Honest Men

The Cleveland YMCA declares that a multi millionaire cannot be an honest man and makes clear it has no expectation of large gifts from H H Rogers, signaling a policy stance on donor credibility.

Cleveland Cleveland Y. M. GC. A H. H. Rogers

Washingtons body servant dies in Alexandria

One of Washingtons body servants died at Alexandria Virginia a few days ago. It must have been a long and tedious job for Washington to call the roll of his body servants when that was necessary.

Washington Alexandria McKeever Kangrinder Grinter Colo Mp Pena County Fale

Apple Crop In US Estimated At 86 Million Barrels

The article notes an estimated US apple crop of over 86 million barrels for the year. It adds that rising harvest figures do not reassure consumers facing higher retail apple prices.

United States

Rising artificial diamond prices spark social fashion fears

The article notes prices for synthetic diamonds climbing quickly as society ladies favor artificial stones and store real gems in safekeeping. It questions what will happen if artificial gems gain such value that wearing them becomes unsafe for owners.

Post Office plans fines to pay for better service

The Post Office Department shifts from fines to salary adjustments for lesser duty lapses. Minor misconduct will reduce pay of the less worthy and add to that of the deserving, while serious offenses still warrant discharge. The aim is to reward good service and deter poor performance.

Post Office Department

Scarless surgery breakthrough by London surgeon

A London surgeon patents a scarless procedure using angled skin incisions, magnified alignment, and rigid wool and glass dressings. The innovator focuses on incision technique and post operative care while delegating core operations to others.

London

Halloween Lawlessness and the Dawn of Electric Light

The article condemns Halloween vandalism as malicious larceny and notes a shift in public disorder. It then discusses daylight progression in lighting with fireflies and mercury vapor tubes, praising efficiency but criticizing violet light for photography and imagining future home lighting with safer, decorative glow tubes.

Halloween license blamed for property theft and vandalism

The piece argues that Halloween customs excuse malicious mischief and larceny, causing wholesale property damage. It urges enforcement of the law against theft and vandalism every night, asserting that stronger enforcement would curb the abuses people endure.

Wealthy defend conjugal harmony amid public scorn

Alfred Van derbilt urges that rich men love and honor their families as much as the poor, arguing that hostility to wealthy marriages is overstated. He notes many divorces occur among poorer classes, and warns against generalizing from affluent cases.

Alfred Vanderbilt Pauper Pittsburg Vanderbilt

Dinner party brag turns on puzzling dessert phrase

Miss Dudley boasts of a successful dinner party claiming it ended with grant eclaw. Miss Magley jokes that was the dessert and asks what eclaw might be, suggesting chocolate eclaw as a possibility in a light Philadelphia Press exchange.

Dudley Grant Eclaw Eclaw

Farmer Finds Uses for Baling Wire Beyond Hairpins

A farm anecdote highlights a farmer who discovers versatile uses for baling wire, while women traditionally rely on hairpins. The tale contrasts practical improvisation with everyday grooming routines.

America as Nation of Great Enterprises by Albert Schinz

The essay argues America is specializing in business and industry while art and thought are present but expressed differently. It compares national tendencies, notes a practical utilitarianism, and speculates on a future science of the soul as a material organism smaller than atoms.

Germany France America Tropics Equator Notre Dame

Will Science Discover A Material Soul

Dr Elmer Gates discusses a theory that living bodies are permeable to electric waves but become transparent at death due to the cessation of nerve and muscle currents. He suggests future research with other waves may probe for a hidden psychic body, using dying animals in ray paths to test for an unseen substance beyond the visible body.

Discipline and loyalty in the business world

A Puritanical stance on discipline may backfire in management. The piece argues that overbearing rules alienate workers, harming loyalty and productivity, while strict supervision can mirror tyranny and breed disloyalty across many businesses.

Self reliance and the path from youth to wisdom

A columnist reflects on self reliance from youth leaving home with little money to a mature view. Citing Palmerston and Longfellow, the piece contrasts cockiness, folly, and the third phase formed by failure and success, framing growth as learning limits. It ends with a Japanese philosopher’s tale of ten years learning what one cannot do and ten learning what one can.

Tam Lord Palmerston Longfellow Hin

If I Were a Boy Again Poem by Edwin L. Sabin

A reflective poem by Edwin L. Sabin laments lost boyhood. The speaker imagines returning to youth to value home, small deeds, and familial trust, recognizing the worth of humble tasks and the closeness of mother and child.

Earth Mother Edwin L. Sabin

Blue Dye Plans Amid Rainy Day Romance

In a rain drenched suburb Eleanor Millard and Mabel try a navy blue dye to lift mood as Dick sends a telegram inviting them to the opera. The dyeing scene turns playful as Eleanor drafts a witty reply and plans a quiet rest for Mabel.

Eleanor Millard Mabel Eleanor Pettlekata Elehanor Shadow

Fragmentary OCR Indicates Dialogues About Mabel and Eleanor

The readable fragments reveal a scene with characters named Mabel and Eleanor. Dialogues hint at affection and tension as a line of speech references a memory or event. The text is garbled and lacks coherent narrative context or clear setting.

Mabey Mabel Eleanor

Tea a Yacht author recalls tropical readings and heat

The unnamed narrator cites Fahrenheit differences between Manaos and Para and recalls teaching and travel in the lower Amazon. The exchange includes remarks on temperature, education, and perils of schooling, with a fictional tone and scattered dialogue.

Amazon Mando Para Manaos Manaoa Devilian

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