Only His Due Help Wanted Letter Mix Up
Donovan answered a Help Wanted notice with a self written letter of qualifications and references. He reports to the office a week late claiming illness but the firm hired another man. He asks about last week’s salary in a comic misfit tale from the New York Post.
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Donovan
First Address
New York Post
Lynden Back Alleys Show A City In Disorder
A Lynden reader retorts at a critique by The Saturday Evening Post praising tidy towns while Lynden’s back yards and alleys reveal clutter and garbage. The piece defends local cleanliness and contrasts harsh national judgments with local reality.
Whatcom County endorses simplified spelling at institute
Whatcom County techers endorse simplified spelling at their institute last week, signaling a shift in local language policy. The move aims to streamline communications and boost literacy among students and staff.
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Auto for every twenty three in Whatcom County
The passage notes a ratio of one automobile for each twenty three residents in Whatcom County with many Sundays spent riding in cars by the entire group.
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Priceless Peace in Lynden Election Sparks Echoes
A Lynden reader riffs on the cost of a single-ticket election and recalls past bitter wet-and-dry battles. The Tribune highlights Twelve Years Ago items to remind residents to embrace the current election costs with a willing spirit.
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Tribune
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Woll’s Eye Care Advertises in Bellingham
If you cannot read or sew with comfort these long evenings you ought to consult Woll about your eyes. He understands eyes. Exclusive Optometrist and Opticon. 205 West Holly Street, Bellingham.
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Woll
Exclusive Optometrist & Opticon
Holly Street
Bellingham
Local Peace Committee Praised by City Leaders
City officials commend the unity shown by a group of residents for maintaining order and civic harmony during a period of unrest. Community members say the collaboration yields value beyond measure for all neighborhoods.
Cabbage Outpaces Potatoes Despite Rising Prices
A market note explains that cabbage remains ahead of potatoes in price or value regardless of how high potato prices climb, signaling stronger demand or steadier supply for cabbage.
Paper Price Hike Presses News Outlets Across Nation
The Bellingham American describes a sharp rise in newsprint costs starting January 1, forcing newspapers not yet under contract to raise circulation and advertising prices or suspend. Major papers face annual increases from 200 000 to 980 000 dollars, with weekly papers hardest hit due to limited resources. The Tribune may raise subscriptions if prices stay high after current stock runs out.
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The Sweet Buy and Buy Shop Season Opens
Christmas shopping season begins with a cheerful tone as shoppers seek gifts and deals. The poem hints at joyful bustle and the spirit of giving during the holiday period.
Humane Bureau Seeks Poultry Cruelty Law in 1917 Session
State humane bureau urges 1917 legislature to enact laws against cruelty to chickens. It condemns roasting and stewing as harsh and favors humane gentle frying as preferred by the bureau.
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State Humane Bureau
Spoiled by the Exception
A Baltimore American quip discusses a late dinner where the wife adds tongue with hard sauce to the bill of fare, noting mixed reception and humor about culinary taste.
Good and Clever by Elizabeth Wordsworth
A reflective verse arguing that cleverness and goodness seldom align in people. The author urges harmony between virtues and intelligence, noting the harshness of the good and the rudeness of the clever.
The Scapegrace Son and the Bed He Lacked
A rich tradesman’s son exhausted funds after an appeal for help failed. A laconic telegram warned him to face consequences, prompting a swift, witty reply claiming no bed remained. A substantial check followed, aiding the family.
Lucindas Dreadful Dream of a Ruined Coat
Lucinda narrates a nightmare about her newly bought coat being ruined after a fitting mix up. The story notes she must wait until next Wednesday to see if the dream comes true as the coat won t be returned home until then.
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Lucinda
New York Sun
A Motor License Tale From Vincent Astor
Vincent Astor recalls a patrolman on a licensing run. He stops a roadster and asks for a license. The driver jokes about dog or marriage, and the patrolman admits he must return to the station to confirm the rule.
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Vincent Astor
Milner’s Bath Mystery in Hot Johannesburg Tale
Lord Milner recalls a hot Johannesburg day when he ordered a bath at a hotel. A deputation of thirsty citizens complained water was scarce for washing. He expressed surprise, then learned his bath had been filled with imported English soda water at 2 shillings a bottle.
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Johannesburg
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