The Joke That Sends Mother To Reform School
Betty Canary narrates a troubling home joke that escalates to a prank involving a teacher’s car and a fake health scare. The dialogue implies child mischief and planned surprises, ending with a call to hide and a cruel punchline about reform school. The piece blends humor with warnings about dangerous pranks.
Local Bridge Results In Lompoc-Vandenberg Week
Results of weekly duplicate bridge tournaments in Lompoc and Vandenberg area list winners by North South and East West across May 25 27 and 30. Notable players include Theresa Turnbull Eileen Niesen Ruth Strube Mike Godbee Joe Gowenlock Mary Louise Wallace Patti Ausbrooks Cynthia Cowdrey Jenna Longtin Barbara Holt Ann Preecs Norma Anderson and others. Regular play details and contact RE6-6620 for information.
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Lompoc- Vandenberg
Theresa Turnbull
Eileen Niesen
Ruth Strube
Mike Godbee
Dick Dinkel
Ross Cullen
Elmo
Donna Swinnen
Joe Gowenlock
Mary Louise Wallace
Patti Ausbrooks
Cynthia Cowdrey
Jenna Longtin
Barbara Holt
Ann Preecs
Norma Anderson
Jo Gowenlock
Dorothy Phillips
Sara Glaze
Judy Burns
Sue Helmuth
Dorothy
Nick Nicolaus
Bill
Betty Hufford
Doris Florow
Hope Howard
Norbert Baumgarten
Tom Preecs
Dan Boone
Jerry Stoll
H. Nakagawa
Ray
Peggy Bright
Marvin
Cleone Stoor
Alpha
Vandenberg Officer’s Club
Win at Bridge Oswald Carding Lesson Case
Jim and Oswald discuss a bridge hand where South must pick the only winning line. They examine spade, club, and trump chances, stressing discard strategies and timing to avoid losing clubs or misreading the diamond layout.
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Oswald
Jim
West
East
South
Bridge Question: Responding to One No Trump With Three Hearts
The scenario asks how to respond when partner opens 1NT and your hand has three hearts and a fear of spades. Your best action is to bid two hearts as a transfer to hearts, showing a five plus heart suit and better distribution, or consider a corrective raise depending on exact hand. Tomorrow’s answer will refine based on full hand shape.
Your Birthday Horoscope and Local News from Ampthill 1972
A birthday profile for Stella Monday June 5 notes independence and charm, with advice on choosing ambitious paths and outdoor leisure. An Ampthill, England item reports the town council banning house numbers 13 in favor of 12A, defended as practical to avoid future changes.
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Ampthill
England
UPI
Peter Richards
Ronald Armour
Gas Company promises thorough work and inspections
The Southern California Gas Company vows strict quality control noting a second gas man may review the first man’s work. The company emphasizes knowledge, ongoing follow ups by Service Inspectors, and a commitment to perfection as it invests in tomorrow.
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